12A/N: WiFi ran out plus new phone also Tepid Samoyed you can state your opinion all you like I appreciate your feedback plus I have creativity problems anyfeedback from the reviewers good bad nice mean appreciate and of course Fucking scummy dousche baggy ones any negative I'll just take it as a complement
With Son Goku and Bulma
"so um Bulma I was just wondering if you are" "not in the mood Goku" "so no talky about this" "yup so get on the bike Goku and let's go" *they speed up and were driving down the road on Bulma's Motorcycle or bike for short just in case you didn't know* "Bulma can I go pee" "sorry kid but can it wait I need to go" "mummph okay fine but only because Grampa taught me if someone a boy or girl came to the house I should be nice to them he also told me for some strange like if I ever had kids never bring them to a ravine- hey Bulma where'd you go to" 'stupid kid she was more focused on her stupid story than on this true beauty and now I'll-' "well if she's not here I'll go pee somewhere" 'Ash that bi- wait she could draw out all the danger making it safer for me'
Son Goku
"Hello kid how would you like to play with me" "okay mister how do I play" "that's easy I just tie you up with this rope and we head back to my place for 'something to eat' " "ahhh yum that sounds delicious " "yup well more so for me than you kiddo" "huh I wonder what that means" 'holy shit that thing is going to eat her' "Goku it means he's gonna eat you" "Oh so that's what it means" *while caving in the pterodactyl's skull in with the power pole* "holy sh-" "Hey Bulma don't swear please it's rude" "right I'll try not to piss you off every now and again"
A/N: and so concludes this chapter or does it
The far depths of space
"Soon I shall have my new warrior that will destroy the Frost Demons and their armies ah speak of the devil I'm right here you weakling twats" *Several million soldiers appear* "oh fu-" Enter Ride of the Valkeries "come and get me losers your death awaits you all time to die" *Bardock fires and beam the size of several planets with the power of a Sun* "Fuck this shit I'm out" watched the first and last thing said by those of whom were present during that battle
With Raditz 7 years ago
"Name" called out the testing instructor "WellI'mnotreallyrecognisedasvegetabutmynameisRaditz" "Well sweet Mary mother of God on a fourth of July picnic that was beautiful maybe we should sing together some time soon" "yessirIwouldappericiatethatverymuch"
With Vegeta
"Nappa do we have to pick up that weakling" "ahhh your just scared that he'll figure out your secret you've kept hidden your entire life" "Nappa don't " "that you were born smaller than the average Saiyan male and female" "Fuck you" "Hey guys it's good to see you both again" "Raditz you you you you don't suck anymore and you're tall" "well actually I'm just tall" "Damn I thought seven years would change your losing streak"
Bardock
"Soon I shall be there Kakarotta" "We will kill Frieza and his race see how he likes it then we'll use the wish orbs to revive the Saiyans and Planet Vegeta"
A/N: I'mma continue soon I'm tired huh *sniffs* dinner I'll continue tomorrow after school Bye