Author's Note: If you're reading this, congrats! You're reading my first fic! Now I've been on for quite a while now, but this is the first time I've actually written a story. Enjoy and review!

It was another normal day in the Loud House. To them at least. Suddenly, Leni approached Lisa.


"What is it, fellow homo sapiens?"

"I was wondering… how do you say the name of that eye problem you have?"

Lisa froze. There was no way she could get Leni to pronounce the word 'astigmatism' correctly.

Lisa pulled out a chalkboard. She wrote down: As-tig-ma-ti-sm.

"Now do you get it?"

Leni looked at the chalkboard.

"I think I can do this. Here goes. Ashigmitiggy!"

Lisa facepalmed.