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Chapter 2

There are two kinds of people in this world: those who want to get things done and those who don't want to make mistakes – John C. Maxwell

You know when the Christians preach about being born again and how being born again has somehow cleansed them making them new creatures? Well if this is what they meant then it sucks, big time. This of course can't be what they meant by it because the few 'born again' people that I know are good people, even though they are some that are complete fakes, none of them went crazy like I am.

The worst part of this was not being an actual baby again no I loved that part very well. Babies are the stars of any home they get all the attention the home has to offer and any bad thing they do is considered cute. This means that babies get to do what they want and get away with it and to answer your question yes I took complete advantage of this fact.

You know how when you are changing a baby's diaper and they use their hose against you? Yeah I did that a lot unfortunately for my new parents I had perfect aim which was hilarious for me and terrible for them. Then I realized that every time I cried someone would come running in to attend to my every need even my amusement, unknown to them of course, and so I had no choice but to run my new family ragged. I am serious it was such a tough moral choice: deciding whether or not to exhaust my new family for my amusement.

Okay I am lying it was the easiest thing I have ever done. But this is where it gets bad: there are two reasons that I absolutely hate my current form. The second reason is that I have constant headaches and when I say headaches I mean bloody, aching migraines and they drive me mad. My theory is that my baby brain can't handle my adult mind and its thought processes so it was complaining; think computer overload. This meant that every time I was awake and I started to really think about my situation here my brain reminded me that I was not old enough to do that yet.

The first and most maddening reason why I hate it here was simple: feeding time. I literally have a pair of boobs all to myself and my stupid body can't enjoy it, why you ask? My theory is that either my body has not yet started producing those hormones or I don't have access to them. I had free boobs but I could not enjoy them it was frustrating. What was worse was when I tried to use my amazing skills to make my new mother notice me, if you follow my drift, all she said was

"Aw my little firecracker is hungry"

I was hungry all right. The other thing was I actually liked it when the woman called me her little firecracker I blame that on my stupid baby emotions. So you see now why I torment my family as much as I can, why should I be the only one to suffer? After all one the benefit of family is that they stand by you through thick and think thus they should be glad that I trust them enough to share my pain.

"Gah Kiddo why do you always do this whenever we change you?" case in point Daddy dearest case in point

"I seem to remember you doing the same thing Daisuke"

That was a new voice to my list of slaves I wonder who that could be?

"Well father I am sure I did not derive as much pleasure from it as Dante does"

The new voice laughed from behind me but my baby neck cannot go that way but thankfully I did not have to because the person then came into view and when he did I wet my father for a completely different reason: Sarutobi Hiruzen, the freaking Third Hokage, was my grandfather.

Holy crab the Sandaime was my grandfather. That means that I am in Naruto's world and if the age the Hokage was currently and the fact that I am an only child then I am in the timeline before the Chunin Exams and after the Third War. I don't know if the Kyuubi has struck yet but it is very possible that I was Naruto's age. OMG this is so awesome this is absolutely awesome.

Okay the first thing that I need to do is…grow older so that I can plan without getting a severe migraine from it, oh my aching head. One of the other beautiful things about being a baby was that I could sleep on command it was probably the only reason why I was still able to retain some of my sanity from the constant headaches.

"Finally Dante's asleep" said Daisuke

"You say that like it is the answer to all your problems" said Hiruzen

"Well you just got back from a vacation so you have no idea what we go through here. Dante is a handful period sometimes I actually believe that he enjoys tormenting us"

"That is just the exhaustion talking perhaps I could convince Kushina and Minato to take care of him while you rest after all Naruto will be born in a few months and a little practice won't hurt"

"Father you don't know Dante he will make their lives hell. Besides Minato is the Hokage now he has a lot on his plate as is, we will manage but maybe when Naruto is born we can introduce them to each other"

"Hmm yes perhaps having a friend will mellow Dante out a little"

"Yeah well for now we just have to cope with him and his massively growing chakra reserves" said a scared Daisuke "Dante with bigger chakra reserves means that he will have even more energy. Children are a pain in the neck"

"If you think that now wait till he is two then you will find out just how much of a pain they can be. There is a very good reason that they are called 'Terrible Two' you know?"

Daisuke groaned but as he looked at Dante's sleeping form: his dark hair, pale skin, cobalt eyes and his amazing smile that always made him and his wife smile in return even when he had just sprayed you with the only hose he had on hand. Daisuke realized that yes children were a massive pain in the neck but he could honestly say that nothing calmed him more than his son's sleeping form.

Hiruzen smiled at the look on his son's face it was the same look he had on his when he took care of his boys: exhausted but proud. Daisuke and Asuma are his pride and joy even though Asuma was not very fond of him right now. Looking at Dante he realized that family is important no matter what.

'I guess I should talk to Asuma'

"Get some rest while you can Daisuke and where is your brother?"

"Oh Asuma is in the Dojo I think and I will go and rest but I kind of just want to watch Dante for a little while"

'You may be a pain Dante but somehow I can't bring myself to be angry with you not when I am so proud of you. Sweet dreams Kiddo'

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