Request - Dumb Ways to Die - GAI VERSION~!
"WHY HELLO THE YOUTHFUL MARY! HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS FINE DAY?!"
"I'm do-" You started to reply.
"WHY THAT'S GREAT! WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME AND TRAIN WITH THE ALMIGHTY MIGHT GAI?!" Gai beamed a you.
"N-" He interrupted again.
"GREAT! COME FOLLOW ME!" He took hold of your hand and ninja-speed-ran to the other side of the field, dragging you behind him.
You had no way to resist. He spoke too fast, and you weren't a ninja.
"NOW LET US DO FIVE THOUSAND PUSHUPS! NO! MAKE THAT FIFTY-FIVE THOUSAND!"
FIFTY-FIVE HOURS LATER (As you could barely do one pushup)
You had died from exhaustion.
Gai stood over your corpse, a puzzled look on his face. Lee, TenTen, and guy-obsessed-with-destiny stood around him.
"SHE DID NOT HAVE ENOUGH YOUTH!" Tears rolled down Lee's cheeks.
"It was her destiny." You-know-who shook his head sadly.
"Gai-Sensei, you went to far..." 1010 sighed.
The world turned slightly grey. "Nuhuhuhuhuhuh... Another random person has been killed off..." An anonymous voice echoed around.