Request - Dumb Ways to Die - GAI VERSION~!

"WHY HELLO THE YOUTHFUL MARY! HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS FINE DAY?!"

"I'm do-" You started to reply.

"WHY THAT'S GREAT! WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME AND TRAIN WITH THE ALMIGHTY MIGHT GAI?!" Gai beamed a you.

"N-" He interrupted again.

"GREAT! COME FOLLOW ME!" He took hold of your hand and ninja-speed-ran to the other side of the field, dragging you behind him.

You had no way to resist. He spoke too fast, and you weren't a ninja.

"NOW LET US DO FIVE THOUSAND PUSHUPS! NO! MAKE THAT FIFTY-FIVE THOUSAND!"

FIFTY-FIVE HOURS LATER (As you could barely do one pushup)

You had died from exhaustion.

EXTRA

Gai stood over your corpse, a puzzled look on his face. Lee, TenTen, and guy-obsessed-with-destiny stood around him.

"SHE DID NOT HAVE ENOUGH YOUTH!" Tears rolled down Lee's cheeks.

"It was her destiny." You-know-who shook his head sadly.

"Gai-Sensei, you went to far..." 1010 sighed.

The world turned slightly grey. "Nuhuhuhuhuhuh... Another random person has been killed off..." An anonymous voice echoed around.