38DISCLAIMER: I don't own Steven Universe nor Supernoobs.
It was a normal day in Beach City. Steven was in his room with his best friend Connie watching their favorite/not so favorite show the Crying Breakfast friends. Connie never really found this type of show appealing but since Steven likes it she can pretend to enjoy it too if it means spending more time with him. That's when Steven's tablet started ringing. "I wonder who could that be?" Steven said excitedly. He just loves it when one of his friends calls.
"STEVEN!" Peridot's voice came screaming from the tablet.
"Yo P. What's happening?" Steven greeted. Seeing as how Peridot and Amethyst get along, Steven is trying to imitate Amethyst's lingo a bit to try and get closer to her.
"Steven we're being attack!" Peridot screamed.
"Attacked by who? Is it the Rubies again?" Steven asked dropping the accent and getting into serious mode.
"No, it's one of those weird corrupted Gems! It looks like a giant mouse!" Peridot reported turning the tablet so that Steven can see what's going on. Steven and Connie watched in horror as Lapis faced off against this giant monster mouse. For awhile it looked like Lapis is able to hold her against the monster mouse with her water attacks, when the mouse shot a red laser from its eyes, knocking the water gem down. "You need to hurry!" Peridot pleaded.
"Hold on, we're on our way!" Garnet said as she and the rest of the Crystal Gems suddenly appeared behind the kids. By now the kids are accustom to the Gems popping out that it doesn't phase them anymore.
"Just hurry. Wait what's that?" Peridot suddenly looking away at something when suddenly there was this flash of light and the call was cut off.
"Peridot, are you there?" Steven asked tapping the screen. No response causing the Crystal Gems to worry. "To the warp pad!" Steven cried.
"TO THE WARP PAD!" Everyone else repeated as if it was their battle cry. Jumping on the warp pad they immediately teleported to Lapis and Peridot's barn.
Back at the barn, Peridot was pissed. That last blast destroyed her precious tablet, so now she was flinging whatever metal she could manipulate with her powers at the monster. Causing several cuts along the monster's body. Much to her dismay the monster's injuries healed almost instantly. The monster roared in anger firing another eye beam at her, which Peridot manage to dodge. Unfortunately the stray beam continued on into the barn, destroying one of Peridot's favorite meep morps. "You'll pay for that!" Peridot swore as she used her metal powers to lift the largest scrap metal she could find and impale it right in the monster's gut. "Yes!" Peridot cheered expecting the monster to poof like the previous ones Peridot fought, only this time it didn't. Instead the monster simply pulled the scrap metal out of its body and the wound healed. The monster grinned, laughing mockingly at her as it slowly approached the now petrified Peridot. Peridot closed her eyes so she doesn't see it coming, when she heard Steven's voice calling for her.
"Peridot! Are you alright?" Steven yelled.
"NO YOU CLOD! HURRY UP AND SAVE ME!" Peridot screamed. The Crystal Gems jumped into action; Garnet punching with her gauntlets, Pearl slashing with her spear, and Amethyst doing what Amethyst does and having fun doing it. As for Steven and Connie, they stayed behind to check on Peridot and Lapis. As far as they can tell, both are fine.
"Something is wrong! We should have been able to poof it by now!" Amethyst exclaimed.
"She's right, there's something strange about this monster. No matter how many times we knock it down it just keep getting back up." Garnet agreed.
"Should we fuse?" Pearl suggested.
"Yes," Garnet decided. "You and Amethyst form Opal, I'll hold this creature off to buy you time." As Garnet used all her strength to hold the monster back, Pearl and Amethyst were preparing to do their fusion dance.
Meanwhile up in the air a mysterious plane was speeding towards Beach City. "We are approaching the location where the virus has been detected," XR4Ti informed the crew.
"Alright Noobs you're up," Mem signalling the others in the back.
"Everyone hold me," Tyler instructed holding his arms out as if getting ready to give a big hug.
"Dude, you really need to come up with something better than that." Kevin criticized. Completely ignoring him, the Noobs huddled together as Tyler teleported down to the barn. They arrived just in time to see the monster mouse firing its eye beams at this red lady with weird hair, knocking her back to two other women, one pale white and the other purple, who looked like they were dancing for some reason.
"Oh no, those strangely odd colored women are in trouble!" Roach exclaimed.
"I've got this!" Shope declared gathering electricity, which surprisingly is in abundance for a rundown old farm due to Peridot's modifications, and hurling the energy right at the giant mouse.
"Are you ladies alright?" Tyler asked teleporting next to Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl. Before they could answer, he and teleported them to the barn for safety right next to Steven. "You should be safe here. We'll take care of that monster." Tyler said confidently.
"Now just a minute here!" Pearl objected, but before she could get another word in, Tyler teleported back to the fight. The Crystal Gems stood in awe watching these four kids fighting the monster with weapons that are far too advance to be made by humans let alone something that kids would be using. Also it seems that the kids have powers that humans don't normally have. Yet despite having these powers and weapons, the kids don't seem to know how to properly use their abilities or weapons. They are literary running around without any strategy or coordination.
"Should we help them?" Pearl asked. Seeing as how the Noobs weren't doing all that well.
"No let's see how this plays out," Garnet advised. Knowing her power of future sight, the Gems agreed to trust her. They watched as the small green hair boy flying around taunting the monster only to get slapped away by the monster's tail. The purple hair girl was shooting lighting from her fingers but had little effect on the monster. The red hair boy suddenly transformed into a rhino and rammed into the monster finally knocking the beast down. Afterwards a blue hair boy teleported next to the monster's head, transforming the gun he was holding into a different gun and shot into the monster's ear. A few seconds later the monster reverted back into a tiny earth mouse.
"Virus extracted," Tyler proclaiming. "Now Victory Pose!" The Noobs then got into a victory pose with Shope adding wind effect on their hair to make themselves look cooler.
"Whoa are you guys superheroes?" Steven asked with great admiration and stars in his eyes.
"Yes we are the SuperDudes!" Tyler exclaimed using the name they are publicly known as rather than their real name given to them by Mem and Zem.
"Yeah I'm not sure I'd call you superheroes," Amethyst said critically.
"Never mind that, how did you do that?" Pearl demanded pointing to the mouse. Seeing as how they are able to turn monsters back into its natural form, Pearl believes that they might be able to cure the corrupted gems as well.
"He used that strange gun," Garnet reminded them.
"Ooh can we see it?" Pearl asked reaching out for the extractor.
"Hey hey, hands off!" Tyler trying to keep Pearl from touching his extractor. When suddenly the Noobs' battle balls started beeping.
"Hostile detected. Going into full defense mode!" an automated voice announce. That's when several blasters popped out of the Noobs' battle suits and fired on the Crystal Gems. Sending them flying back. Thanks to Steven's quick reaction time, he managed to put up a bubble around himself and Connie. Protecting them from the blasts.
"Whoa I didn't even know our battle suits can do that," Roach commented. Just then Mem and Zem appeared behind the Noobs. Both had their serious face on and their weapons at the ready.
"It's an automatic defense mode triggered whenever an extremely dangerous alien presence is detected." Zem explained aiming his blaster at the Gems.
"Hostile aliens? You mean those people are aliens?" Shope gasped. "Which in retrospect is kind of obvious seeing as how they're rainbow colored."
"Why so shocked, it's not like you haven't seen aliens before." Mem pointed out. To which Shope had to agree.
"But these ladies don't seem so bad," Roach adding his two cents in.
"They're not just any aliens. They are Gems! Malicious conquerors that drains planets of all of its resources, killing all life." Zem informed them.
"If that is the case then we've got to stop them here and now!" Tyler rallying the troops.
"YEAH!" the other Noobs cheered in agreement.
"Well that is technically true but we're not part of the Diamond Authority anymore," Pearl pleaded. Hoping to explain their situation before things get out of hand. Unfortunately she knew it was pointless seeing the Noobs getting into their battle stance.
"SuperNoobs Attack!" The Noobs and their mentors immediately charged at the Crystal Gems.
"Gems subdue but don't hurt them!" Garnet ordered knowing that this is just a misunderstanding.
Hoping to end this quickly and peacefully, Lapis uses her water powers to try and trap the Noobs in water bubbles the same way she did with the Rubies. When suddenly her water bubbles stopped halfway! "What happened?" Lapis wondered.
"Ha, did you think that you're the only one who can play with water! I say again HA!" Shope mocked using her own elemental control powers to wrestle control of the water bubbles away from Lapis, who in turn struggling to maintain control over her water bubbles. Since this is the first time either one had to face off against another who can control the elements; neither one had any idea of what to do and their battle seems more akin to two girls fighting tug of war style over a doll.
Over with Kevin, he stood there facing off against Amethyst. "Whoa whoa wait, is there someone else I can fight?" Kevin asking around.
"Hey what's wrong with me?" Amethyst asked feeling a bit insulted.
"Look lady, I'm a superhero and superheroes can't hit girls. That's like a rule." Kevin stated.
"Are you serious?" Amethyst moaned. She's really looking forward to a good fight.
"Kevin I think we established by now that when the fate of the world is at stake it is okay for heroes to fight women!" Shope argued still struggling her own fight against Lapis.
"Besides technically Gems are not male or female. They are living stone cores with solid holographic bodies. They just prefer to look like women for some reason." Mem and Zem taking turns explaining.
"Yeah man," Amethyst agreed. "But would it make you feel better if I did this?" Amethyst then transformed into her male wrestling persona the Purple Puma.
"Actually is does," Kevin smiles confidently pressing his battle ball. "Time for Gorilla Mode!" In a flash of light he transforms into his favorite gorilla form.
"Oh a fellow shapeshifter eh, this is going to be fun." Amethyst grins as the two began to wrestle.
Garnet, easily the tallest of the Crystal Gems, found herself staring down at the Roach, the smallest of the SuperNoobs. "Hi there," Roach greeted. "No offence but I'm going to have to stop you." Roach said rather politely.
"Yes well I can't allow you to do that," Garnet replied nervously activating her gauntlets. The green hair boy is just so overly nice that Garnet really didn't want to fight him.
"Hey you have big hands," Roach complimented. "I have big hands too." Roach enlarging his fists. The two punched each other at the same time. As their two fists collided, a massive shock wave could be felt for miles. The most shocking of all is that the Roach manage to hold his ground, proving that he's just as strong as Garnet.
Pearl and Mem were engaged in a sword duel. "You know even though we are enemies of sorts. I have to say you have say you have a graceful and elegant steps." Mem complimented.
"Why thank you, any you're rather light on your feet as well." Pearl blushed. She can't resist a compliment even if it's from a greenish yellow lizard thing trying to poof her.
Connie, always wanting to be part of the action, charged at Zem with Rose's sword. However realizing that the little girl is human and not a Gem, Zem used his telekinesis to stop her mid-jump. "Look little girl, this is between us and the Gems. So why don't you sit this one out." Zem telekinetically tossed her over to the barn but landing her safely on Lapis and Peridot's sofa. With the human girl out of harms way, Zem turned his attention to Peridot.
Peridot in turn was freaking out looking at this giant blue lizard alien towering over her. Seeing as how his powers is stronger than her own metal abilities, Peridot quickly tired to come up with a clever Peri-Plan to get her out of this. That's when she spotted Connie's glasses, that she doesn't need anymore but keeps anyway for some reason, on the ground. Seeing the glasses reminded Peridot of something Steven showed her on TV that always works. "Um you wouldn't hit a girl with glasses would you?" Peridot putting Connie's glasses on.
Zem roared in anger pointing his blaster straight at Peridot's face. "No I can't. DARN IT!" Zem cursed. He may be a great and powerful virus warrior, but even he has his morals.
"Thank you television," Peridot sending a prayer to her favorite earth device.
Steven was using his shield to block Tyler's sword attacks. "Um can't we talk about this," Steven pleaded.
"Sorry but as a member of the Benevolent Alliance and official Virus Warrior of Earth, it is my job to protect the planet from evil alien invaders." Tyler justified.
"But we're not evil invaders," Steven insisted.
"Like I haven't heard that one before," Tyler laughed as he continued his attack. "You can't hide behind that shield forever," Tyler taunted.
"Maybe not but I have other powers," Steven declared laying down on the ground.
"Uh what are you doing?" Tyler asked.
"I'm going to sleep so that I can possess your body and get you to stop your friends from attacking my friends." Steven explained.
"Yeah that wouldn't have worked even if you hadn't told me your entire plan." Tyler sighed.
"Well see," Steven said before he started snoring. As Steven started to doze off, he felt himself starting to leave his body. He quickly made his way over to Tyler's mind when..."Not so fast!" Steven heard Tyler's voice and some kind of force keeping him from entering Tyler's mind.
"Told you it wouldn't work," Tyler boasted. Steven looked up to see Tyler's astral form hovering in front of him.
"How are you do that?" Steven asked.
"Well I happen to have mental powers as well. So I just set up a mental block to stop you from possessing my body." Tyler explained. "Looks like we're going to have a psychic showdown." Steven gulped as he prepared for his first battle in the mindscape.
Over at the patio at the barn. Connie watched the action happening around her. Not sure if she should join the fight or just make herself a bowl of popcorn.