Title: Using the Taboo

Disclaimer: I own nothing of the Harry Potter universe. This is done purely for my own entertainment, and hopefully that of others.

Notes: Drabble, exactly 100 words.

This is an idea that's been floating around my head for a while, probably inspired by something said on the CaerAzkaban list. I finally was able to wrestle it into something vaguely resembling coherent, so here you go. Enjoy!

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"Are we ready?" Harry asked.

"Ready!" Ron shouted.

"Ready!" Hermione replied.

"OK, here goes: Voldemort! Voldemort! Voldemort!"

"Honestly, Harry, he's not Beetlejuice!"

"Who?" Ron asked in confusion.

"StoAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-"

Thud!

"That worked even better than I had hoped! OK, here we go again: Voldemort!"

"All riAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

Thud!

"Voldemort!"

"You're unAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

Thud!

"Huh," Hermione commented as she looked down into the deep ravine over which the Golden Trio were currently flying. "I knew the Snatchers weren't the cream of the crop, but not one of them so far has realized that they're wizards and apparated away instead of falling to their deaths..."

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Published 11/28/2016