A/N: This is just a story prompt that popped into my head this evening. I was considering the possibility of Christian Grey hiring a woman to be his woobie instead of a submissive as a form of DIY touch therapy.

The help wanted ad boasted only three words in tiny print:

Nude body needed.

Was it posted by a sculptor or a photographer, I wondered. Or a budding amateur serial killer in need of a future cadaver? Nothing could have prepared me for the position as a live-in comfort object.