A/N: Okay this fanfic is TOTALLY pointless but awesome at the same time! ;) It's based off a stuipd inside joke by my friend GreenPearl Atlantic Aries! Please don't complain about this story because it was your choice to read it...AND YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.

PS this story was made out of complete bored and lacking inspiration (Obviously)

Disclaimer: I do not own the Grinch, but I own him in this story ;)

~The Hard-boiled Grinch~

The Grinch didn't know why he was so miserable, actually he did. Because he was the Grinch.

Everyone hated the Grinch. He never made friends at school, because he smelled like rotting eggs. oh wait!

Surprise! That's because he was an egg! Oh Yes...

We actually think we know the real story of the Grinch, how he was a smelly old green creature who blamed everyone INCLUDING Christmas about his suckish life. But the REAL story was that some lonely old hag decided to add food coloring in her eggs to make her breakfast more interesting, which she did.

And she called it the Grinch.

THE END.

A/N: I WARNED YOU IT WAS FRUITLESS, BUT THANKS FOR READING ANYWAYS. AND ALWAYS REMEMBER THE GRINCH FOR WHO HE TRULY IS (A BABY EGG).