Binas: I wrote this with "Where's Misha, I Don't Care" stuck in my head. So why not torture our favorite fruitloop with a random song that would DEFINITELY tick him off.

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Where's Vladimir, We Don't Care (A Parody of "Where's Misha, I Don't Care")

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Where's Vladimir?

I don't know.

Where's Vladimir?

I don't know.

Where's Vladimir?

We don't care.

He could be in the laboratory, or playing the baddie,
We won't know until he gets here,
We can wait and see.

Where's Vladimir?

I don't know.

Where's Vladimir?

We don't care!

I bet he's on vodka to drown out his sorrows,
He's probably subbing with lots of pills too,
So he can crash and burn at the podium,
Cause he's a bitter old man,
He hates everybody and their teenage child,
But I can't say for sure,
All we can do is wonder:

Where's Vladimir?

I don't know.

They don't care.

I'm going into the bedroom!
To look around and see if I can find him.
I don't see him,
This is disturbing!
Hey look, there's some cereal,
And partially filled glass of milk,
And a fat cat,
Here's his unneeded porn and a bunch of goo,
And here's some blood!

Where's Vladimir?

I don't know.

Oh, where's Vladimir?

I don't know.

We don't care!

Where's Vladimir?

Well, we don't care!

I'm going to go in the hallway,
And see if I can find him out there,
I'll look around, and it will be a bit

We told you we don't care!

Oh Vladimir,
Why do you have to be so difficult?
Where are you?
Did someone kidnap him and chuck him into a van?
I'm not sure if I should be worried.
We have a situation,
I am not sure if we should call the authorities,
He probably has been beaten,
Or robbed,
Or violated by haters who tore him apart

We still don't care!

They still doesn't care.

Not that I am concerned,
What if Maddie took a knife and drove it into the ass's heart,
Crowley murdered Vladimir!
Crowley might have done it!
Congrats!
You have gotten rid of the old fart!
For now…

Where's Vladimir?

Don't ask me.

I just got word that Vladimir is on his way!
We better finish this up!

Keep it going!
Preparing for Vladimir!
I just found out he's in the bathroom, and we know it takes him a long time to push it out!
Hurry, he's almost here!

We still don't care!

I hope he washed his hands!
And make sure he got rid of the blood!
Oh dear!
He's here!
And he's coming closer!
I think he wants to kill me!
For making this ridiculous song!
I just want to let him know he is an old asshat!
He should get a new hobby!
And leave children alone!
It makes you look like a pedo,
And a pompous ass!
Now I make my leave,
Before he kills me!
Good bye everyone!