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"I still don't get this... They get superpowers from... Breathing a certain way." A well muscled green skinned woman, looking to be in her late 20's, said as she squinted slightly at the screen showing some form of anime. It was none other than Jennifer Walters, the Sensational She-Hulk. She was currently in a fairly small apartment with her boyfriend, spending a lazy Saturday night, and her significant other had suggested this particular program.
"No it's more... They had to be HIT first by a magic Italian guy and THEN they can get superpowers." A man, looking to be in his mid 20's said. He had brown hair and hazel eyes, and was wearing a red and blue spider themed costume, the gloves and boots of the costume were fling on the adjoining love seat across from the couch. It was the one and only Amazing Spider-Man. Jennifer slowly nodded at this explanation.
"And this makes sense... How?" Jennifer asked, still clearly not getting it.
"It doesn't! That's the beauty of it!" The arachnid hero said as the She-Hulk just chuckled to herself.
"Peter, this show is ridiculous you know that right?" Jennifer said as the action scene before them raged on.
"This from the lady who went nuts for a series about a guy who can end any fight with one punch?" Peter asked as Jen looked up at him for a moment, him looking down to meet her eyes.
"Yeah. I IDENTIFY with how he can feel. So does Bruce." Jennifer said as she playfully, but carefully, poked Peter in his side.
"No you identify with the fact everything bounces off his noggin while his hyper competent science partner actually has to do things like dodge." Peter said, grunting a little at the poke as the two turned their attention back to the screen.
"Oh ha. Ha. Anyways. These guys punch vampires to bloody dust?" Jennifer asked as Peter nodded.
"Yep... Blade would be so jealous." Peter smirked as Jen seemed to be thinking about something.
"With the power of the sun?" Jen asked as they kept watching.
"Yeah?" Peter answered as Jen smirked.
"... They're stealing Carol's thing." Jennifer said as Peter looked down at her, almost incredulously.
"What?! No they're not!" Peter said indignantly as Jennifer laughed.
"Drawing in the power of the sun, and/or other cosmic energies? How is that NOT what Carol does?" Jen retorted as Peter smirked.
"Ah, ah, ah my fair lady. This is only the sun, nothing else. Therefore not what Carol does. At all." Peter said, smirking in victory, not noticing a sly smile on his girlfriend's lips forming.
"Oh you're totally right... They're stealing Sunspot's thing." Jen said as Peter looked down to see her looking back up with a big smile on her face as she began to chuckle.
"Yeah... so?"He asked not really getting what she was aiming at.
"Just think it's funny how they took that from one of the most obscure X-Men is all." Jen said, smirking trying to get a rise out of Peter.
"Well technically he was a New Mutant." Peter said, fighting back a smirk of his own.
"That just proves my point." Jennifer said, now fully smiling.
"I hate you." Peter said, smiling as he leaned down to kiss her, Jennifer returning the kiss.
"Love you too Spidey." Jen said as she rubbed his cheek before both turned their attention back to the most amazingly ridiculous but amazing show ever made.
That ends part one. Hope you liked, expect more slice of life fun from these two in the future!