Tatsumaki is 28 years old not 10 or an alternate title: The cons and pros of being short as fuck

Tatsumaki: *walking into a bar*

Bar owner: Woah woah little missy you can't just waltz in here you have to be over 18 yah know?

Tatsumaki: YOU FUCKER I AM OVER EIGHTEEN YOU PIECE OF SHIT I'M OLD AS FUCK.

Tatsumaki: *Buying a ticket to the movies for an adult show*

Employee: Sorry sweetie you have to be over 18 to watch this movie.

Tatumaki: * shows her ID* I am over eighteen

Employee: ?

Employee: Sorry you can't use a fake ID!

Tatsumaki: The fuck do you mean fake this is real I'm 28 years old.

Employee: *Leans into the intercom* Can you send security over there's a small child trying to get into the movies as a 28 year old.

Tatsumaki: I AM 28 AND THIS IS A REAL ID YOU PLASTIC BIMBO.

Tatsumaki: * Buying a ticket to the movies for a pg movie*

Different Employee: Oh hello! One child ticket here!

Tatsumaki: *Cute voice* Thank you!

*Inner Tatsumaki*: YOUHAVEBEENFOOLED.