Vocaloid Insults

First round

Len Vs Oliver

Len woke up in a dark, sweaty room. The chair he was sitting on made his butt fall asleep.

As he tried to get some feeling back in his Gluteus Maximus (Butt muscle), he started to notice his surroundings.

From what he could decode, it was a….locker room!?

He suddenly felt his shoulders being rubbed and a high pitched voice whispering in his ear.

"You got this banana boy, that blondie's got nothing on you. You can totally beat him in this match."

Suddenly the lights came on, and he was blinded and then he noticed…..

"RIN! WHY THE HECK AM I HERE? ACTUALLY NO WAIT, WHERE AM I ? AND WHY IN BANANA GOD'S HOLY NAME AM I IN THESE RIDULOUS BOXING CLOTHES?" Len screamed at his twin.

"Huff….huff," Len who was panting from screaming, was also waiting for answers.

Rin opened her mouth to explain that she and Miku made a bet to see who is better, Len or Oliver. And that things got wayyy out of hand, and that they had ended up renting out a whole stadium for the rumble.

But just as she opened her mouth, the intercom came on.

"HELLO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I Meiko Sakine,"

"And I Kaito Sakine,"

"And I Luka Megurine,"

"Will be hosting the 2017 ROYAL RUMBLE VOCALOID INSULTS!" they all said in unison.

"The first Rounnndddd of this exciting MATCHHH will be with LEN KAGAMINE AND OLIVER!" announced Meiko.

Meiko was very excited about this. She after all lived for the show of violence despite her husband's disapproval.

"NOW LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR LEN KAGAMINE! COMING FROM THE HOMETOWN OF CRYPTON!" Announced Luka, whose only reason for coming was for the free tuna, and getting to hang with Meiko.

Luka, who was in love with her friend Meiko, was going to do everything in the Tuna God's power to undermine Katio, and show who Meiko really belongs with.

We bring this break with WHY DOES LEN OR RIN DIE EVERY TIME IN THEIR SONG

"Welp, you heard the woman, you're up Len my boy" Rin exclaimed like an excited coach.

"Wait, what the hell Rin? I don't wanna fight, and don't talk to me like a coach." Len said.

All of sudden the atmosphere around them extremely darkened, Rin got the crazy look in her eye that Len always told her to go check out with a doctor, and in a low voice she said, "Do you know I much I've invested in you; if you don't win Len, I'm losing a lot of *******" with that one sentence, the Kagamine was on his feet, and running towards the ring.

As Len exited, he felt his soul exit as well.

Len made his way into ring, and was pleasantly surprised?

STAY TUNED READERS!

Will Len win the match?

Will Oliver win?

Will the Tuna God help Luka out with her one-sided love?

I also take requests, just write your preferred pairing, in the review section and I'll try my best.

ALL IF NOT MOST WILL BE ANSWERED IN THE FOLLOWING CHAPTERS!