Prologue

Erza sauntered the streets, chin held high as she pulled her luggages. Their previous mission was an easy success. They have escorted the mayor to another city successfully and even stopped a civil war from happening. Yes, she nodded to herself.

Mission accomplished.

''Natsu! Wake up and walk properly, will you!'' Lucy exclaimed as she half-carried, half-dragged their pink-haired partner who was still sick from their train ride.

''I feel…urgh!'' clutching his stomach, he nuzzled his face to Lucy's neck.

''Eek! Natsu! Get off!'' Lucy yelled. When the man just mumbled incoherently, the woman sighed and adjusted his face away from her ticklish spot.

Grey scoffed at the display. He was just about to taunt his rival when he caught a sight of a familiar blue cloak, the wild mane of blond hair and the earpiece. He frowned. His first thought was that Laxus decided to pee in public which was out of character for him since not only was it degrading, but also illegal.

Oh, His eyes widened in realisation.

Lucy, who noticed that her friend had stopped, turned. ''Grey?'' When the ice-mage didn't answer, she followed his eyes. Her jaw dropped, stumbling from Natsu's weight.

''What is it?'' Erza glanced over her shoulder. Lucy, still shell shocked at the scene pointed at the couple shakily, feeling like her face was going to crack with the pressure of stopping herself from squealing like a fangirl.

Man, look at him go. He is literally eating her face!

Meanwhile, Erza's face grew as red as her hair. She covered her mouth, wow.

The trio gaped as Laxus grabbed the woman's leg and hooked it forcefully around his waist as he pinned the girl against the wall with his body. Gray raised an eyebrow at the bold move. He smirked and then looked up at the sunset skies, thinking of how juicy this opportunity was.

Lucy had completely forgotten helping her companion was now covering her mouth to stop herself from squealing and shivering. She quelled an urge to go wild with giddy delight, while Erza… well, Erza was slowly overheating.

''L-Laxus?! What are you doing down there!? You disgusting pig! You can't piss in public! Urgh!''

There was a collective horror that invaded the other three's faces as the Thunder God froze in his spot. The leg he was previously holding against him was roughly pulled away by the owner and the man staggered back as the girl pushed him away from her.

For a tense moment, nothing happened until he turned towards them, eyes wide and shimmering with cold fire. His lips were still swollen red and wet. Lightning dematerialised around the intruder's group. ''You…'' he growled.

They ran.

''W-what… what's happening!'' Natsu later awakens in the air as Happy carries him back to their guild. He was only half-awake during the whole ordeal but he remembered seeing their comrade pissing...

''Laxus has a girlfriend!'' Happy squealed.

The sky rumbled and lightning struck. By sunset, the whole of Magnolia knew Laxus Dreyar, the Thunder God of Fairy Tail, had a girlfriend.