7Banter In the Coffee Shop
AN: Shermione is one the love of my life. For this story, let's pretend that they were classmates. Jim had a crush on Hermione. Hermione is still a witch, and also Sherlock and Hermione shares a fat with John, And if you hate this story, you can at least PM me your ideas to make this story better
-Hannah
"I'm impressed, I mean you haven't freaked out or anything yet." John whispered to Sherlock, who might as well shatter the mug that he was holding because of his strong grip on it.
Sherlock clenched his jaw as he watch the scene in front of him. "I'm trying not to flip out, and can he make it so much more obvious that he's eye fucking her?"
"What's new? He was always trying to get her attention since we were young." John tried to explain, clearly not wanting to see a fight.
"I very well know that, considering the fact that he tried to kiss her in front of me." Sherlock said, eyes still locked where Jim is currently trying to get Hermione's; Sherlock's potential love interest; attention.
"And yes, you were suspended for a week because that kiss ended up with his lips on your fist" John said while rolling his eyes.
Sherlock just glared at him before going where Jim and Hermione are.
"Excuse me, can't you tell that she's not interested in you? Or are you just blind?" Sherlock said rather rudely.
"Sherlock, that's kind of rude" She scolded him
Sherlock's head snapped into her direction and rolled his eyes. "What? I said excuse me."
"Holmes" Jim said calmly while glaring openly at the said man.
As the two childish adults rudely glare at each other not caring of the surrounding at all; On the other hand, Hermione felt very uncomfortable at her situation, pleaded for John to rescue her from this very uncomfortable situation.
"Don't you know that she's not interested in psychopaths? Or do I have to remind you of 4th Grade?" Sherlock taunted Jim.
What happened in 4th grade was a very touchy subject for Jim. He immediately lost his calm posture and was replaced by a very mad look
"I would have been successful in courting her if you didn't decided to punch me" Jim snapped
"I HARDLY call that courting" Hermione butted in
Jim just glared at her, and Sherlock looked somewhat proud.
"Okay, I'm going home with John now" Hermione muttered to the both
Before she was able to leave, Sherlock grabbed her upper arm and furiously kissed her on the lips, she tangled her fingers in his locks. She moaned when he slipped his tongue into her mouth. He finally pulled away, and took a deep breath before smirking at Jim. "I told you're not her type"
Jim just glared at them and wordlessly left the coffee shop.
John just looked at them with shock and said " Just pray that Mycroft doesn't find out about this" and wordlessly left the coffee shop.
Sherlock smirked at the door before nipping and biting at Hermione's neck, leaving a very visible hickey. Proud with his work, Sherlock pushed her hair away from her neck so the world can see she was taken.
"Why must you always do this when we snog" Hermione complained before reaching for her wand to cast a glamour over the hickey.
Sherlock quickly took her wand before she was able cast the glamour on. "Don't. I want the world to see that you're mine and taken."
"So Possessive" Hermione grumbled under her breath, Sherlock had heard her, Of course he did.
"I have to, I plan on marrying you, and I can't very well do that if an idiot tries to get your attention."
Hermione looked at him with shock and confusion, Sherlock just smirked at her and leading her back to their flat to do more unspeakable things.
AN: Because I was very bored at school. Don't hate me. Shermione forever.