"So how was the wedding?" The therapist asked.

"Quick and small. Just how I wanted it. We got married out in Italy." Hinata replied, a fond smirk on her face that Naruto shared.

"I see. So, when you returned back to the states…"

"We moved in together." Naruto said.

"Nice three bedroom apartment in a cul-de-sac. Nice neighbors."

"I hate them," Naruto said bluntly, causing Hinata to bite her lip in anger and kick him in the shin with her right foot. Producing a groan of pain from Naruto.

"Tons of families and dogs-"

"I hate them too." Another kick and groan. Naruto recovered as he answered.

"And work was booming,"


( 14:00 - Manhattan, New York - Uchiha Residences- - 100th Floor -Penthouse Suite )

A man wearing charcoal grey pants and black socks laid on a King sized bed. He was hogtied, with chains on his hands and feet connected to the bed and his white shirt opened. He was currently staring in amazement at the beauty in front of him. His shoes were laid on the floor and his wallet, briefcase and suit jacket were on the chair on his right. On the table in front of a chair was a note with instructions to put each item on. To the left of the bed was a view of the city that would have anyone stop in awe. But he had his eyes on a different kind of beauty. A woman.

Dressed in a red silk dress, two spaghetti straps and stopping mid thigh, Red pumps and a red leather whip in her hand, Hinata smirked deviously at the man currently aroused in front of her.

"Are you ready for your punishment Hanzo?" She asked as she swayed to the bed. Stepping on the bed with her pumps, she stepped on his chest lightly with her left foot, driving the heel onto his chest, getting a groan of pain and sick pleasure from it.

"Mmmm, mmm, mmm" The man groaned out, waiting for the girl to get on with the night. He had never expected this from the phone number he found on his desk. Hanzo of the Salamander Trade was the biggest human and drug trafficker in the entire city. He had just finished his biggest trade of young girls when he got a little gift from one of the girls he had sold years ago who tracked him down. Wanting to thank him for his actions, she gave him this card and lo and behold, this vixen came into the room just the way he liked her. Young, and willing.

Hinata kneeled down on him before pulling out a black blindfold.

"I don't want you to look at me. I want you to feel me," She whispered as she tied it on him. Trailing her fingers down his chest and stopping at his waist, her devious face morphed into a blank look before she got up. Grabbing the black leather coat she came in the room with, she put it back on before walking over to the music player in the other room. Putting on smooth sensual music and turning the volume fully up, she pulled out an all white gun with a suppressor on it before speaking again.

"Don't move baby, I want you to be patient and wait for me to come back to you, slowly and give you what you been waiting for." She said seductively. The man moaned in expectation as he heard her footsteps coming closer. Feeling her on the right of him, he stiffened as her breath tickled his ear.

"Prepare for a feeling you will never forget,"

Hanzo stopped moving as he felt something shift, thinking it was her clothes dropping to the floor.

"FRREHH-FREEHH-"

A loud scream filled the room, drowned out by the music as Hanzo felt the bullets tear through his pelvic region, grinding his organs to dust and squirting blood all over the bed. Pain shot through his throbbing organs as the gun made its way over to his face.

The shots continued as Hinata placed the silencer directly over the hogtie.

"Know that your death has been delivered by the Kaguya Agency. See you in the afterlife,"

Releasing three shots into his mouth, instantly killing him. Hinata placed the gun back in the holster on the inside of her coat. Pulling out a phone she dialed a number before calling it and placing it on the man's chest as she picked up her bag and headed for the window.

As she opened the glass door, a blast of wind hit her face but she remained calm as she looked out 100 floors to the ground. Stepping on the ledge, she turned to see Hanzo's men enter with shock and anger on their face. Seeing her look at them, trench coat blowing in the wind, Hinata blew them a kiss…

And promptly stepped off the ledge to her apparent death.

The men ran out immediately to see if she fell.

Only to receive three bullets to the face, instantly killing the men who looked over the ledge. Hinata climbed out of the window cleaner bosun chair that was perched right on the window of the 99th Floor.

Flipping back on the ledge, Hinata ducked a swing from the remaining men. Spitting a razor from her mouth into her right hand, she came back up and she sent a horizontal slash at the man's neck as blood erupted from the cut. As he dropped, she was already making her way over to the man about to shoot at her with his weapon as she grabbed his wrist with her left hand and twisting his wrist, resulting in a loud crack that echoed out into the afternoon sky.

He had no time to scream as Hinata released the magazine from his gun and stuffed it down his throat before also cutting his throat open. She grabbed his body and used it as a shield, as the men in front of her opened fire, placing bullet wounds in the man in front of her. Hinata grabbed her gun and was letting off rounds with amazing accuracy as she shot the man shooting from the foot of the bed in the head and followed up with a shot to the man on her left by the table, shooting him in the jugular as he crumbled onto the table. Giving the dead man in front of her a spartan kick while retrieving the gun magazine in his mouth, she reloaded and threw the empty magazine at a man entering the room, catching him in the stomach, releasing the air from his lungs. He had no time to recover as he looked up and was rammed in the face from the flying knee Hinata hit him with. As he ricocheted off the door and onto the ground, he lifted his head up and right into the chamber of her gun. As she released a bullet, she turned around, not even bothering to watch the last man breathe his last. Walking to the mini fridge, she took a shot of Tanqueray to the head before waiting a minute.

The sound of a cart entered as a woman with pink hair and green eyes came in with a house cleaning uniform on.

"Haruno," Hinata said as she placed her drink down and took off her black trench, soaked in blood.

"Hinata," Sakura replied as she pulled out a new coat from under the cart and handed it to her. Hinata placed the coat on and placed the gun into a plastic bag that Sakura also pulled out.

"It's about 2:30. Don't you have a dinner to prepare for?" Asked Sakura with a smile on her face. Hinata looked at the time and her eyes widened as she took off the shoes that was also soaked in blood and tossed them in the second plastic bag. Grabbing a pair of sneakers from inside the cart, Hinata placed them on and ran back outside and retrieved the bag with her, Running to the elevator, Hinata said a quick thank you and passed the other three 'house cleaners' making their way in.

"Thanks Sakura, I'll see you tomorrow." Hinata said as the elevator...


(Chicago- 14:30)

Closed, Naruto stood wearing black denim and dirty white vans with a black t- shirt and a herringbone wool jacket making its way down to the basement. He also wore a bus driver cap with a burnt orange scarf and black shades, covering his eyes. Slapping his cheeks to get geared up for the mission, he pulled out a bottle of Ketel One Vodka in a black bag in his right hand, opened it and drank half of the contents. Grimacing from the aftertaste, he spilled some on the floor before morphing his face from the cold and calm visage into a heavily inebriated drunkard as he stumbled out of the elevator.

"Where is the party? I got the drinks baby!" Naruto bellowed out, drawing everyone's eyes upon him as he stumbled through the room. He stopped as he noticed two men in black suits approaching him. The room was small, as he was five steps from the fire red walls on his left and five to his right. Two cameras were posted at the ceiling. On the other side of those walls were two more security guards in black suits watching him, one reaching for his gun in the left side of his blazer. Directly in front of him were steps that led to the center of the room where a card game (poker), was going on and his target, Kazuku, a known weapons dealer and bounty hunter was seated, wearing a red velvet jacket, white shirt and an ascot. On the left and right of Kazuku were two well dressed men also playing the game. Behind Kazuku was a full bar with the bartender obviously reaching for his shotgun. Above the bar was a TV playing a sports game.

Now that he had a scope of the camera and every weapon, he focused on Kazuku. Knowing the target was most important to every mission. If there was one thing known to all, it was that Kazuku appreciated one thing more than weapons, girls and fine clothing.

Money.

"Is that a card game? GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME, You're ugly. HA!" Naruto said, continuing to make a scene in front of Kazuku and the other two men in front of him at the table. As the guards apprehended Naruto and began dragging him to the elevator, Naruto yelled the one thing that got him at the table instantly.

"I got $20,000.00 and you're kicking me out?" Pulling out a a neatly stacked pack of a thousand dollars from his inside pocket, the guards let him go and allowed him to stagger to the table. Waving the money in the air like an airplane, he sat down on the empty chair directly across from Kazuku at the table and crashed the money into the pile of chips already in the middle. Picking up a card and looking at them closely, inadvertently showing the table his card, a red King of Hearts, Naruto smiled and hiccuped.

"Deal me in?"

Kazuku stared at him, the silence making everyone uncomfortable. After a moment a wide smile spread across the hunter's face.

"Let's play."


(Chicago- 16:43 Hours)

"And then I pulled out this little frog wallet, and it had nothing in it," The table busted out in laughter as the card game continued. Naruto clapped the man to his right on the back in jest, as he lost yet another hand. Through many cups of alcohol and many hands lost, and money too, Naruto had eased the minds and attitudes of everyone at the table.

By losing every single hand. He had lost about $8,000.00 with no signs of stopping.

"What do you do to be losing all this money?" Kazuku asked finally, exasperated by how much the young kid sucked. In all of his years of living he had to say this moment couldn't have been any better. This kid had to have been the worst. As his the men on the left and right folded out of the round, Kazuku put all his chips in as he knew he had a nice hand. The table currently held a 5 and 6 of spades, a Jack of Hearts, a Queen of heats and a 7 of diamonds. Placing his hand down, revealing a straight flush, Kazuku watched the cheerful demeanor of the boy in front of him drop to one of grit and poise.

Smirking at the question. Naruto took another glass of vodka to his head and broke the glass to the floor, which is what he had been doing to the other three he ordered.

"That's simple Kazuku my man. I am..."

As this Naruto waved his hands in the air back and forth like he was at a concert before slamming them on the table, a move which was ignored by most of the security and bartender as he had been making noise since he came in.

"A magician," Naruto said. Kazuku laughed as he got up to collect his earnings.

"Ah-ah-ah." Naruto said, stopping him as he arms were out to scoop all the money and chips back to him.

Naruto slowly moved back and forth, making a noise as if he was a magician, filling the room with oohs and aahs.

"I am going to make this hand..."

Naruto flipped one card over, revealing a 10 of hearts and then following it up with a King and an A of hearts. A Royal flush.

Instantly Naruto picked up the five cards and with a flick of the wrist a card was lodged in neck of the two men at the table, blood spilling down their shirt, Naruto pushed back off the table, two kunai slipping through the coat he was wearing and into his hand. Throwing them, they entered the throats of the two security guards in the corners of the room. Flipping over, he crashed the chair onto the back of the guard behind him and grabbed his gun in the left pocket before shooting at the other guard and killing him with a headshot using the chest of the guard, putting a hole through him. Turning the guard he dropped and watched as the guard was blasted apart by the shotgun in the bartenders hand. Naruto picked up a piece of glass and threw it at the bartender, catching him in the eye, causing him to shoot wildly, inadvertently clipping Kazuku in the back. Naruto waited until he emptied his round and then Shot him in the head and throat to end his misery. As everyone bled out or laid dead in the room, Naruto walked up to Kazuku calmly and began collecting all the money from the table, placing it into his pockets.

"Ironic really, all five hearts. Sadly, none of those hearts you used in order to live to the age of 101 will make a difference right now," Naruto said as he turned away, holding the gun behind him and pulling the trigger. With three shots into the head of Kazuku the man died.

Entering the elevator, Naruto looked at the TV game and smiled as the goalie missed the ball, allowing the other team to score and the #1 Best player in the world, Uchiha Sasuke ran around the field in celebration.

"Go Sasuke."


(19:00 Hours- Uzumaki Residence- San Diego, California. )

Naruto pulled into the driveway in a black Audi A3 Sedan. Seeing his wife's car already in the garage to the right, a silver Mercedes E55, He pulled into the garage and exited the car, looking at his reflection to see if he got out all the blood from his hands and out of his hair. Feeling satisfied with his appearance, he went to the back seat, and pulled out a bag and closed the door as he made his way inside.

"Honey I'm home!"

Hinata entered the room with an white and mint striped apron and a lavender dress. Her hair was down and stopped at her shoulder.

"Hey! How was work?"

"It was good. Went out with the boys for a drink, had a couple of shots." Naruto replied as they shared a kiss.

" Your day?"

"It was great! did some interior designing in New York, then flew back here to cook you your favorite food." She said.

"Really?" Naruto said as he grabbed her by the waist and kissed her again.

"Would it be you?" He asked huskily, causing her to giggle as he kissed her neck.

"No silly, Miso Ramen." She said with a smile. Naruto's eyes widened and he grinned some more, causing Hinata's heart to jump.

"Excellent. Hope you didn't get desert then." He said as he put a bag in her hand. Hinata looked inside and squealed in joy as she examined some cinnamon rolls inside.

"Well, let's eat!" Naruto exclaimed as they made their way to the table, spirited in their conversation and full of half-truths about their jobs.


"What about family? Did they ask about the marriage?" The therapist asked.

Naruto groaned and Hinata giggled.

"Of course."


(Namikaze Residence - Backyard- Kyoto, Japan)

Naruto was currently getting his arm twisted. By twist, I mean an armbar, he was also gritting his teeth in pain. Now the victim could fully understand why this was happening. But to watch his father sipping champagne in a white silk bathrobe, flames adorning the bottom, on the other side of the field in bunny slippers and a smile, was pretty disheartening.

Naruto screamed in pain before the person let up, rolling backwards and on their knees before throwing themselves at Naruto, sending punches to his face three times swiftly and consecutively, breaking his nose and chocking him on the floor while slamming his head onto the grass.

"YOU GOT MARRIED TO A GIRL WE DON'T EVEN KNOW AND NOW YOU DECIDE TO TELL US!" Kushina Uzumaki- Namikaze yelled, whaling on her idiot son with her husband and ex- Assassin Minato Namikaze watching on in mirth.

"You have to admit Naruto, you should have known this would happen," Said Minato in the midst of the swing fest his wife was inflicting upon their child. This was nothing out of the norm as Naruto and his mother were known to show their love and appreciation for one another with their fist.

A red faced Naruto looked at the entrance to the backyard to find a nervous Hinata walk in with a big bag of gifts in her hand. She looked amazing to him. Wearing a long white band collar shirt that stopped mid shin with grey leggings and white wedges, She wore a white denim jacket over it and was red in the face at the entire scene.

Kushina followed his eye sight and finally let go as Naruto was seconds away from seeing the light. Kicking him in the belly one more time for good measure, eliciting a groan form the blonde and a massive gulp of air.

Minato looked at the arrival and narrowed his eyes even as a smile appeared on his face. This girl was a lot more than an interior design. He had seen her before. But if this was the woman his son chose to marry, he could see nobody better than another Assassin.

"You must be Hinata!" The man said as he made his way over to her. Hinata nodded shyly and at a loss for words at the scene, gave him the bag she was holding.

"F-for you." She whispered. When Naruto told her that his family was eccentric she really had no idea what he meant. Growing up with her family, she wasn't used to seeing a mother choking her son on the grass but not really applying much pressure, she was obviously holding back and Naruto was simply allowing it. She had witnessed the telltale signs of a counter in his actions as he had his hands under the palms of his mother's hands to break the hold but he didn't.

Letting the thought pass as he probably did karate growing up, Hinata gathered herself and smiled.

"O ai dekite kōeidesu, Namikaze-san(It is a pleasure to meet you Namikaze-san)," She said fluidly in Japanese with a both Naruto and Kushina as he had no idea she spoke the language.

"Anata wa nihongo o hanashimasu? (You speak Japanese)?" Naruto asked. Hinata winked.

"I was born speaking my native language Naruto-kun." She said in English teasingly. Naruto's face morphed from shock to proud.

"See mother, I told you she was amazing." Naruto said getting up off the floor, his brown leather coat, white and burnt orange striped shirt and olive cargo pants with brown boots full of dirt from the ground tussle he had recently been involved in.

Kushina walked over and grabbed Hinata in a strong hug.

"Oh it's so lovely to meet my Son's beautiful wife!" Kushina chirped as she spun the poor girl around.

Minato walked over to Naruto and clapped him on the back.

"You chose an amazing girl son, I'm proud of you." Minato said, tapping him on the back three times. Naruto looked at his father in surprise and instantly smiled and side hugged his father as the two continued to look on at the scene of Kushina dragging Hinata inside to make tea.

"Thank you,"


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