Firestar and Crookedstar fighting over Graystripe!

I got the idea for this Oneshot, from reading my friend, Spottedfeather_The_Gryffindor's, profile. She had chosen 10 random warrior cats and for every question answered how she felt about it. Well, I saw the one that said something like can you imagine 1 and 5 fighting over 10, and she said that she could never imagine Crookedstar and Fireheart fighting over Graystripe, well I could! So here it is. It's written like a script because I felt like it!

Crookedstar
Come back here you!

Fireheart
He's my friend!

Crookedstar
He's the only connection that I have to my daughter!

Firestar
Too bad! He belongs to ThunderClan!

Graystripe
Uh, guys, there's enough of Graystripe for everyone, even envious Clan leaders.

Crookedstar and Firestar
Shut up, Graystripe!

Crookedstar
(Eyes watering) Fine, if I can't have him, then you have to give me the kits!

Firestar
You already have those!

Crookedstar
Oh, okay, then I want your-

Graystripe
I can always have more kits!

Firestar
Graystripe! If you have more kits, then they better be with a ThunderClan Cat!

Graystripe and Crookedstar
What do you have against RiverClan?!

Firestar
RiverClan cats are basically fish!

Crookedstar
What?!

Graystripe
You have a point, Firestar, Silverstream was like a fish, graceful and elegant.

Firestar
(Ranting) No! Silverstream was a fish, a slimy, slippery, fish! Just like the rest of her twisted Clan!

Graystripe
Firestar, he's gone.

Firestar
What?!

(Graystripe glares at Firestar)

Firestar
(Uneasily) You do know that I didn't mean any of that stuff I said about Silverstream, right?

Graystripe
I'm never voting for you for president again!

Firestar
(Under his breath) What the hell?

Graystripe
Yeah! That's what you get for building walls between friendships!

Firestar
Okay, you need rest. We're going back to camp.