And now for the long-awaited sarcasm battle! I hope it came out okay, it was actually really hard for me to write. Enjoy!
"SQUAD" 5:21 PM
A-DOT-HAM HAS CHANGED THEIR USERNAME TO EINSTEIN
ZOOM-ZOOM: uh ok then
THE_REAL_CRUTCHIE_MORRIS: Albert, why is your username Einstein?
SHAKESPEARE_IS_THE_REAL_MVP: cuz he found out in physics today that einstein's first name was albert
THE_REAL_CRUTCHIE_MORRIS: Oh, okay.
EINSTEIN: Also because I'm a GENIUS
ZOOM-ZOOM: hahaha! oh thats a good one al
EINSTEIN: Shut up Race
ORIGINAL_FEMINIST: Is Crutchie in here?
THE_REAL_CRUTCHIE_MORRIS: I hath been summoned! What's up, Kath?
ORIGINAL_FEMINIST: I'm bored.
THE_REAL_CRUTCHIE_MORRIS: Uh, okay.
ORIGINAL_FEMINIST: Sarcasm Battle?
THE_REAL_CRUTCHIE_MORRIS: I am ready.
SHAKESPEARE_IS_THE_REAL_MVP: ROUND ONE FIGHT!
ZOOM-ZOOM: wrong battle, rome
THE_REAL_CRUTCHIE_MORRIS: Hear that, Katherine? It's the sound of you not talking for once.
ORIGINAL_FEMINIST: You know Crutchie, not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
ORIGINAL_FEMINIST: Shush Jack, I'm busy.
THE_REAL_CRUTCHIE_MORRIS: Katherine, your opinion is very important to me. Please stay on the line until you hear the beep for voice-mail.
ORIGINAL_FEMINIST: Please tell me this train of thought you're on has a caboose.
THE_REAL_CRUTCHIE_MORRIS: Uh... if you need so much space there's always NASA.
ORIGINAL_FEMINIST: You think I'm sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care.
ZOOM-ZOOM: i declare katherine the winner of this sarcasm battle!
ORIGINAL_FEMINIST: I would like to thank all of you for your support as I pursued this title, and I would like to thank Crutchie for being awful at sarcasm so I could win.
ORIGINAL_FEMINIST: Only kidding, Crutchie. Only kidding.
A/N: Please review, it makes me happy!