A/N:

And now for the long-awaited sarcasm battle! I hope it came out okay, it was actually really hard for me to write. Enjoy!

"SQUAD" 5:21 PM

A-DOT-HAM HAS CHANGED THEIR USERNAME TO EINSTEIN

ZOOM-ZOOM: uh ok then

THE_REAL_CRUTCHIE_MORRIS: Albert, why is your username Einstein?

SHAKESPEARE_IS_THE_REAL_MVP: cuz he found out in physics today that einstein's first name was albert

THE_REAL_CRUTCHIE_MORRIS: Oh, okay.

EINSTEIN: Also because I'm a GENIUS

ZOOM-ZOOM: hahaha! oh thats a good one al

EINSTEIN: Shut up Race

ORIGINAL_FEMINIST: Is Crutchie in here?

THE_REAL_CRUTCHIE_MORRIS: I hath been summoned! What's up, Kath?

ORIGINAL_FEMINIST: I'm bored.

THE_REAL_CRUTCHIE_MORRIS: Uh, okay.

ORIGINAL_FEMINIST: Sarcasm Battle?

THE_REAL_CRUTCHIE_MORRIS: I am ready.

SHAKESPEARE_IS_THE_REAL_MVP: ROUND ONE FIGHT!

ZOOM-ZOOM: wrong battle, rome

THE_REAL_CRUTCHIE_MORRIS: Hear that, Katherine? It's the sound of you not talking for once.

ORIGINAL_FEMINIST: You know Crutchie, not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

JACK_RABBIT: hey!

ORIGINAL_FEMINIST: Shush Jack, I'm busy.

THE_REAL_CRUTCHIE_MORRIS: Katherine, your opinion is very important to me. Please stay on the line until you hear the beep for voice-mail.

ORIGINAL_FEMINIST: Please tell me this train of thought you're on has a caboose.

THE_REAL_CRUTCHIE_MORRIS: Uh... if you need so much space there's always NASA.

ORIGINAL_FEMINIST: You think I'm sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care.

SHAKESPEARE_IS_THE_REAL_MVP: OOOO

ZOOM-ZOOM: i declare katherine the winner of this sarcasm battle!

ORIGINAL_FEMINIST: I would like to thank all of you for your support as I pursued this title, and I would like to thank Crutchie for being awful at sarcasm so I could win.

THE_REAL_CRUTCHIE_MORRIS: Rude

ORIGINAL_FEMINIST: Only kidding, Crutchie. Only kidding.

A/N: Please review, it makes me happy!