Craig Tucker-Potter!

By: MonkHerrick

Disclaimer: I don't own South Park or Harry Potter!

Warning(s): Yaoi (Male/Male Relationships), language, fluff, making out.

Pairing(s): Craig Tucker(Super Craig)/Tweek Tweak(Wonder Tweek)/Thomas/Gary Harrison, Stan Marsh/Wendy Testaburger (Past), Stan Marsh/Kyle Broflovski, Sharon Marsh/Randy Marsh,

'Thinking'

"Speaking"

Scene Shift/Time Skip/Flashback/Dream

"Kenny speaking"

Age(s):

Craig Tucker, Clyde Donovan, & Tweek Tweak = 14 (between 6 & 9 in flash backs & between 17 & 21 in scenes from the future)

Chapter 1: Enter: Craig Tucker!


"Class I'd like to introduce you to a new student, Craig Tucker." Mr. Herbert Garrison said to the first grade class. A red haired boy by the name of Kyle smiled at the new kid. Craig had a blank look on his face. He raised his right hand and flipped the class off. "I'm Craig Tucker, it's nice to meet you." The raven haired boy said in a monotone voice.

"Tweek Tweak raise your hand so Craig knows who to sit next to." The teacher said, making the twitchy blond boy to raise his hand. The raven haired 6 year old walked over to the blond and sat next to him. The blond 6 year old turned to him and said; "Nggh! I'm Tweek Tweak." The blond said before taking a swig from his thermos filled with coffee.


- End Flashback -


Tweek rested his head on Craig's chest quietly. "What do you want to do today, Ahh! Craig?" The blond teen said softly to his boyfriend. "Why don't we just lay here and cuddle." The raven haired teen said in his usual bored tone. Tweek twitched slightly, but nodded his head in agreement. "Will your sister bother us, Craig?" Tweek asked Craig. "No, she's sleeping over at a friend's house tonight, babe." The raven haired boy said softly, to his boyfriend.


- With Clyde -


Clyde glared at his cup, angrily. "What's up with Clyde?" Kyle asked Token. "Hhe's angry aabout Creek." Jimmy said solemnly. "Why would he be angry about a creek?" Kyle asked confused. "He's talking about Craig & Tweek that's their relationship name Creek." Token explained casually to the red haired boy. "Oh, I didn't know that." Kyle said, making Kenny face palm.

"Everybody in town knew that Creek is their relationship name" Kenny said muffled by his orange parka. "Yeah Kyle everybody knew that." Cartman said in arrogant tone of voice. "I bet you didn't, Fat Ass!" Kyle exclaimed loudly. "Yeah! Don't talk to Kyle that way, Cartman!" Stan exclaimed, as he glared the fat teenager. "What are you Kyle's boyfriend, Stan?" Stan snarled at Cartman. "You know damn well that I am his boyfriend, Fat Ass!" The black haired teen snapped at his fat friend.

"I wish I was in a relationship with Craig & Tweek!" Clyde screamed, making everybody in Craig's Tree house stare at him in shock. "I knew you were jealous but I didn't think you wanted a polyamorous relationship with them." Wendy said softly to her friend.


-Back With Craig -


Craig smiled, as he made spaghetti for both him and Tweek. "I didn't know you could cook, Craig." The blond said to his boyfriend. "Yeah, my sister taught me when a few years ago." He said in his usual deadpan tone, making Tweek smile at his boyfriend. "Should we go GAHH on patrol tonight, as Super Craig & Wonder Tweek?" Tweek asked Craig, as he sat the dining room table. "No, Tomorrow is when we have our next patrol." Craig said in a deadpan tone of voice.

The young savior of mankind sighed loudly. "What's wrong, Craig?" Tweek asked worriedly. "Mom says I should stop being a superhero, babe." Craig said shocking Tweek. "No, You can't!" The blond shouted at his boyfriend. "I know, babe, I know, I won't give up being a super hero when I have super powers." Craig said firmly to his boyfriend.


Author's Note: I think I'm going to start every chapter with either a flashback and/or with a scene from the future. Review and tell me what you think of the idea and the story! All Flames will be fed to my pet dragon!

Craig Tucker/Super Craig's Super Powers:

Super Strength

Super Speed

Super Stamina

Super Durability - ability to bend your body without effort

Super Endurance - The ability to survive without supplies, resources, energy, or other items for an extended amount of time.

Flight

Magic

Accelerated Probability - The ability to predict the outcomes of and what choices one could make.

Accelerated Thought Process - The power to process information at incredible speeds.

Combat Perception - The ability to understand how a person thinks & fights in combat.

Tweek Tweak/Wonder Tweek's Super Powers:

Elemental Control/Generation - The ability to manipulate and create elements.

Thermokinesis - The ability to create, control and manipulate heat.

Flight

Magic

Weather Reistance - The ability to be immune to all weather-based abilities and effects.

Elemental Re-composition - The ability to combine two or more elements in order to create a new one.

Weather Sensing - The Ability to Sense the weather.

Future Craig Tucker/Super Lad's Super Powers :

Flight

Magic

Battlefield Adaptation - The ability to adapt to the conditions of a battleground, and grow stronger with each battle. (Evolved from Combat Perception)

Enhanced Condition - The abilty to possess physical/mental abilities enhanced beyond that of a normal member of the user's species. (Evolved from

Super Strength, Super Speed, Super Stamina, Super Durability, Super Endurance)

Accelerated Probability - The ability to predict the outcomes of and what choices one could make.

Accelerated Thought Process - The power to process information at incredible speeds.

Photographic Deduction - The ability to figure out connections in whatever the user is investigating and process them extraordinarily fast.

Future Tweek Tweak/Wonder Lad's Super Power's :

Elemental Control/Generation - The ability to manipulate and create elements.

Thermokinesis - The ability to create, control and manipulate heat.

Flight

Magic

Weather Reistance - The ability to be immune to all weather-based abilities and effects.

Elemental Re-composition - The ability to combine two or more elements in order to create a new one.

Weather Sensing - The Ability to Sense the weather.

Atmokinesis - The ability to manipulate the weather.

Geo-Thermokinesis - The Ability to manipulate lava, magma and volcanoes.

Elemental Mimicry - The ability to turn into an element.

Elemental Teleportation - The ability to teleport using an element.