Title: Return of the Heir

Summary: During the Marge Dursley Incident just before Harry's third year at Hogwarts, his accidental magic not only causes her to inflate like a balloon, but it also transports him to a little-known island on the other side of the planet. It is there he discovers the true meaning of family. Watch out, Hogwarts! Harry's got a brand new attitude and a whole lot of new friends!

Genre: AU before third year.

Crossover: Jurassic Park

Characters: Harry and the Velociraptors, various other HP and JP characters.

Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, Michael Crichton, Steven Spielberg, Amblin Entertainment, Universal Pictures, various publishers, including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, Knopf Publishing and Warner Bros Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.

Author Note: I'm attempting my first novel-length story in probably 4 years. Updates will be EXTREMELY SLOW in coming, so don't follow if you can't wait.


"I will have none of your freakishness, boy!" Vernon shouted over the din of his sister's dog barking and the dishes rattling in the cupboard. Vernon was beginning to regret allowing his nephew to join the rest of the family for dinner. He knew his sister loathed the boy deeper than he and she never let the opportunity pass to rage at "the burden" in her big brother's life.

Usually, the boy accepted her harsh words without complaint. But Marge had been very liberal with her drink.

Vernon, and unfortunately, Marge discovered where the youngest in the house drew the line.

"Don't you talk about my mother!" the boy hissed at Marge. She had just said some not so nice and untrue things about his family origins. The lights began to flicker and a slight breeze began rustling the curtains. Marge started to admonish the boy for his attitude when two things happened simultaneously. Marge began to swell up like a balloon. Petunia shrieked as her sister-in-law began floating up to the ceiling. Vernon bellowed in shock, grabbing the woman before she could float out the open terrace doors. As this was going on, there was a loud crack, like wood splintering and a wave of magic swept through the house, knocking Dudley out of his chair and obliterating Dumbledore's Blood Wards into nothing.

As Obliviators and the Magic Reversal Squad rushed in, Albus arrived to try and discover where Harry had gone and why he left. He grew frustrated when he couldn't get a lock on Harry's magical signature. All he knew was that Harry was no longer in the British Isles. This interfered with so many of his plans for Harry in the upcoming year.

Where was his Weapon? Where was Harry Potter?