Star Wars universe was relaxing on the beach when suddenly epic badass manly Dum Gai!
Dum Gui:"I will kill u all coz you are weak and unmanly!"
"Oh no!" Star Wars characters say!
He then beheadid yar yar binks, and universe was happy.
Then he anhilated rebels wit his MANLY BFG coz d wer sissies and lame!
Then he kill sum weak xeno planits wit his muscles!
Xenos screeam lik patheti weaklings.
Then he destro universe in ORGY of Manly destruction.