1i. a note from the author and the person she's writing about
Writing from Camp Half-Blood, Half-Blood Hill, Long Island, New York.
Hello, and this is Jane, aka stariegn, the scribe of Camp Half-Blood, and I am coming to you from the big house, where I am interviewing former camper Phoenix Emelia White, daughter of Poseidon.
This is an exciting book that covers most of her life, which means a long long long book.
So, open this up and read the chapters of a heroine that saved the world twice and nobody knew it. Except me. Who had the insight to write her biography before somebody else does. And also, Chiron says hello.
From Phoenix,
I'm here to give you very good advice that you should definitely listen to. Don't be a half-blood. If you already are, then it's something that you can't change. So my second piece of advice is, don't be a witch or a wizard too.
Which, I guess isn't a very good advice.
Anyway, I didn't follow either of them, and look at my life now. It's garbage.
Don't believe me? You can just ask Hera, she smiles down at my life. I hate her.
Sorry, I'm getting side-tracked.
The thing that I'm trying to tell you is Death Eaters and monsters constantly putting your life in mortal peril isn't very good. At least I had my two friends with me, Lily and Aphrodite, and we had the best adventure in all of history. Including the ones with Harry, Ron and Hermione had. Well, we shared some of those adventures.
So, don't just listen to me talk about what I learned about my life and summarised from it my two pieces of advice, read it and weep for my pain.
So go ahead and open up this book, see for yourself how terrible my life is.
Actually there are three people in my life that are my light and life, and I thank Zeus that I know them and love them and they love me back. You will, of course, learn all about it, just read on.
Jane is having a lot of fun dictating this book, and I am having a lot of fun answering her questions for 12 hours. Yes - that is how long this is taking me. But, I hope that you like this! Toodles ~