Ferno16: Well that's nice.

izica1: Yes, it is.

Shadow Mystogan Uchiha: Again, yes, it is.

Guest: It will be a tons of jokes and comedy and such despite Itachi's character, his sanity will be put to the test.

Guest: He's just so carefree, him agreeing instantly like that is the most likely possibility. LOL.

Harambe: Why? Why? Because I feel like it that's why. No, but seriously I just wanted to do this since it will be both funny and interesting.

Mr. Haziq: LOL, I know… Ah, oh God what have I done…

Druss the Legend: Well hopefully everyone will enjoy this story.

JAKEenstein: Like I said in the PM, so far I have considered one option which is purely for humor sake.

Guest: Prison School, huh? I have thought about it but I'm not quite sure just yet.

Anyway, let's get on with the chapter!

Inside of what looked like a high-tech training facility, was a large open space that looked like an obstacle course. A group of people dressed in dark blue shorts and white t-shirts, each one with a different number on their chest and back. Among them was Itachi, running the course with sweat running down his face and through his long black hair tied into a ponytail. He leaped over various obstacles as he was far ahead of everyone else.

In front of him now was a giant wall with a rope hanging from it. Itachi leaped onto the wall placing his feet onto it, and grabbing ahold of the rope and quickly climbed over the wall. Itachi leaped down to the floor and kept running the course, on each of his sides were a line of cannons. Suddenly the cannons fired out cannonballs made out of a pile of female undergarments, Itachi leaped over one of the underwear cannonballs and ducked as another one flew over him, he then flipped up dodging another one. He then stepped to the side dodging another one.

"Remember, the Decency Squad exists to ensure the safety of morality! To protect the young minds of the next generation from anything unmoral!"

In a specter area were a bunch of members from the Decency Squad watching the trainees running the obstacle course. While some of them worked on some computers recording their progress. Standing in front of specter window was a silver haired women with her hair tied into a neat bun. She wore a dark purple suit jacket and a black skirt that reached to her kneecaps, she also wore black stockings, she had quite the curvy body and large chest. This was, Sophia Nishikinomiya the one who is responsible for the PM's and this moral country Japan has become.

"What impressive skill." Sophia said with a small smile.

Itachi leaped up in the air spinning dodging various underwear cannonballs. Itachi could see the end of the obstacle course with a punching machine at the end of it. Itachi raised his fist and when he was in front of the machine he threw a punch. The machine let out a small hologram with the number "10 000" on it.

"Ten thousand?!" A member of the Decency Squad questioned in disbelief from the specter area. "B-But the average score is only a hundred! The only other person who's even gotten a score like this, is-"

"Anna." Sophia finished and smirked. "He almost broke her record. Who is he?"

"Umm, ma'am! His name is, Uchiha Itachi! He ranked Nr.1 in our written exam!"

"Uchiha Itachi, huh? He will make a great addition to the Decency Squad. Tell him to meet up here after his taken a shower and changed." Sophia informed.

"Yes ma'am!" The Decency Squad man saluted and rushed down to the obstacle course.

Itachi took a sip of water from his water bottle and wiped the sweat on his forehead with a cloth. "Phew."

"Trainee, Uchiha Itachi!"

Itachi turned to face the man from the Decency Squad whom walked up to him with the posture like a military drill sergeant. "Yes sir?"

"Miss Nishikinomiya wishes to see you, but first take a shower and get changed out of those sweaty clothes."

"Very well sir." Itachi bowed and went into the changing rooms. Itachi was meet by his fellow male trainees whom looked at him in awe.

"Uchiha-san, you are amazing!" A trainee praised.

"With you on the Decency Squad, Blue Tundra will get captured in no time!" Another shirtless muscular trainee slapped Itachi on the back with a large grin on his face.

"Not only that! He was able to impress Miss Nishikinomiya, you really are amazing Uchiha-san!"

'Sorry, I'm actually a spy.' Itachi thought with feeling a little guilty.

"Both Blue Tundra and that new guy, Pervy Hood will soon be in custody with Uchiha-san on the job!"

'Sorry, I'm actually Pervy Hood.' Itachi thought once again feeling a little more guilt. "A-Anyway, I'm going to hit the shower."

"Of course, let the hard training man through!"

'Sorry, I didn't work hard at all for this strength.' Itachi thought with even more guilt. Itachi then took of his sweaty t-shirt revealing his slight muscular body, his abs and six-pack. He then took off the rest of his clothes and went into the shower room. He closed his eyes as he felt the water hit his face and running through his long hair.

Flashback

Outside of a government building Ayame was pushing Itachi's back towards the building. "Now, remember you're here to join the Decency Squad. While your secretly providing information to SOX."

"I remember, you don't have to remind me." Itachi said with an emotionless expression.

"Okay, now remember, although it may be though. You have to refrain from using dirty words, and busting a nut, and wanking your boy if you know what I'm saying?" Ayame used the disturbing hand gesture again.

"… I don't think that will be an issue…" Itachi sweat dropped a little.

"Oh! And also if you see Miss Nishikinomiya-"

"I won't compliment her over her hot body, I won't touch her in any inappropriate way, and I won't say; hey baby wanna do the nasty." Itachi said twitching his eyes a little.

"Okay good luck!"

Flashback end

Itachi felt like crying, although he refrained from doing so. 'Why is this happening to me?' Itachi thought. Itachi sighed and once he was finished showering he changed into his trainee uniform which consisted of a white tracksuit and white sneakers. He then walked into Sophia Nishikinomiya's office.

"Ah, Uchiha Itachi, welcome. Please, take a seat." Sophia said and Itachi sat down on a chair in front of her large desk. "I want to officially welcome you into the Decency Squad."

"Thank you, Miss Nishikinomiya." Itachi bowed his head.

"But first tell me, what is it we stand for?"

"To keep the morality in Japan safe and raise a new moral generation."

"Very good, now what do you consider moral and immoral?"

"Moral is everything that is pure and innocent while as immoral are things that contains any dirty sexual related material that objectifies people both men and women."

"Excellent, and who's our main enemy?"

"The Dirty Joke terrorists like Blue Tundera." Itachi said and Sophia smiled in satisfaction.

"Good, you will be deployed when we contact you. You will be able to do anything else until you are deployed. You are dismissed."

"Thank you, Miss Nishikinomiya." Itachi stood up and bowed, he then walked out of the office where he was greeted by his drill sergeant.

"Your uniform."

"Thank you." Itachi accepted the bag that contained his uniform.

Later at the café

Itachi was now dressed in a similar uniform as the manager, whom stood behind the counter polishing a plate. While as Itachi brought over the orders to the customers, which were only two people, his two "friends" in SOX. Ayame and Okuma.

"Well done Tanukichi! What a huge sexccess huh? Hear that pun?" Ayame grinned as she held up her flip phone, while Okuma stared at her in annoyance. "Hey what's up? We're supposed to be partying hard but your acting all sad and limp, don't worry no one will figure out it is you. So, long as you wore protection like I told you to."

"That's not it!"

"Fine sit and stew in your juices. Fact is you lured Anna away giving me time to give a show three minute on fly fucking. And I was so on the notes that I'm sure even delicate flowers at our school can figure out what body melding is." Ayame said as she stuck a poky stick in and out of an oreo cookie.

"You can't even eat without being perverted." Okuma twitched his eyes in annoyance.

"It's normal, you only see pervy poky sucking because you have a dirty mind. Although when I want you to be dirty you fail, that pussy I asked you to draw ended up as a symbol of a different kind all powerful source. I'm guessing you screwed up because you got so turned on by the thought of betraying Anna your powers of concentration went into making sure you didn't paint your pants white."

"It's not like that at all!" Okuma shouted with a faint blush.

"You don't have to deny it with me. the first time I terrorized a school, yelling clip cock I got such a rush down there I had to go to the bathroom and stand over the garbage can to air out my panties with a hand dryer." Ayame said and even Itachi understood that one.

"Only you think that way! I don't support what we're doing and I want no part of it!" Okuma stated.

"So, what you're really saying is. What we're doing makes you want to pound flower meld! That it?" Ayame said humping her loins up against the table.

"Shut up!"

"You two sure make cute couple." Itachi sarcastically commented.

"Anyway, how did it go?" Ayame turned to the oldest member of SOX.

"I have officially become a member of the Decency Squad. I aced every test they gave me, and I completed the training regime. I have been assigned in a local squad that patrols your school." Itachi informed.

"Good, that means you have access on school grounds whenever you're on patrol." Ayame said with and placed the poky stick with the white Oreo cream on it in her mouth and began sucking at it. "Here's your job." Ayame gave Itachi a map. "There's a secret stash of porn mags hidden there, go and find it with Tanukishi."

"Oh no! I'm not doing this for you anymore!" Okuma shouted.

"Hello is this the Decency Squad hotline, I have a report about an incident last week."

"Okay, okay! I will do it!"

The very next moment Itachi and Okuma went to the train station and took a train far out into the country side. "Hmm, this place seems much more pleasant then the city." Itachi said and took in the scenery.

"Whatever, let's just get this over with…" Okuma said and they walked into the woods until they reached an abandoned hut from the looks of it. "Finding these kinds of things now a days is like finding treasure." Okuma said and looked around with a flash light. "This is it." Okuma brought out a box from underneath a bed. He opened it and saw what looked like to be a text book once he lifted up the text book there was a magazine of a black-haired girl dressed in a bikini with seductive eyes.

"Quite the hiding spot." Itachi commented as Okuma looked through the magazine, he then stopped at a certain picture and began breathing a little heavily. "…Excited much?" Itachi asked with a deadpan expression.

"Ah! No, I-I umm… I was just surprised okay!" Okuma tried to defend his so-called honor. "Let's just take these and go back!"

"Do be honest I thought one of the pictures would at least contain a couple going through sexual intercourse." Itachi commented as Okuma stared at him with wide eyes and basically gaping. "What?"

"You can't say that! We don't have Ayame's flip phone with us, and—wait, why isn't it beeping?" Okuma pointed at Itachi's PM.

"I rewired it." Itachi replied bluntly.

"Y-You what?! H-How did you even do that?!" Okuma questioned.

"I took an instruction book on the PM's from tech support and rewired it so that I could avoid getting into trouble by accidently saying a dirty word." Itachi replied emotionlessly.

And once they returned to Ayame and Okuma informed her of this. "WHAT?!" Ayame screamed. "You can reprogram PM's so that we can say as many dirty jokes as we want?!"

"Yes." Itachi replied.

"Why haven't you told us?! This is amazing! Come on! Reprogram mine!" Ayame demanded.

"I can't, I was only able to reprogram mine because I wasn't wearing it. If I reprogram it while a person is wearing it, I don't know what might happen so it's best not to risk it." Itachi said.

"Then test it on Tanakuchi."

"I don't want to risk going to jail!" Okuma shouted.

"Buu, and here I was hoping being able to scream so many words that I climax…" Ayame pouted.

Itachi let out a sigh and rubbed his temple. "I fear the day when your revulsion wins, the country will be filled with people like you. What's more I fear for my own sanity." Itachi's PM then suddenly had a ringing sound coming from it. "Uchiha Itachi here." Itachi spoke into the PM on his wrist.

"Recruit, you have a job. A local school is undergoing a physical exam. And we fear the terrorists might see this as an opportunity. Your job will be to keep guard the school and the student and arrest anyone committing an unmoral act. We will send you the location and the time you're supposed to be there."

"Yes, understood sir." Itachi said and the call ended.

"Good, now you can help us while we get busy." Ayame smirked.

"Just a warning, if you stop running I will arrest you." Itachi said with a dead serious expression.

"Roger that, we will escape quietly and undetected like a guy sneaking out after a one night stand!" Ayame declared as she once again formed a questionable hand sign.

"…" Itachi remained silent and twitched his right eye a little. 'This is my punishment for committing evil deeds in my old life… I'm beginning to wish I ended up in hell, unless this is hell.'

A few days later

Itachi stood outside of the school gate dressed in his Decency Squad uniform. Ayame and Okuma walked through the gate, Ayame gave a wink to Itachi whom responded with a slight nod.

Suddenly Itachi was approached by the silver haired, inhumanly strong, Anna. And a tall muscular man with short black hair and a face that resembled a little that of a gorilla. "You must be the guard sent from the Decency Squad, I'm Nishikinomiya Anna, the student council president."

"I'm aware miss Nishikinomiya. It's a pleasure. I'm Uchiha Itachi." Itachi stretched out his hand and she accepted it and shook his hand.

"I think my mother talked about you, yes you're the talented recruit she talked about." Anna said with a smile that Itachi viewed as the purest thing he has ever seen.

"I see, I'm honored to receive such praise." Itachi returned the smile. 'I'm starting to wonder if Ayame is right about her revolution. What's so wrong with having more people like Anna in the world? Not that I'm going to betray her or anything, she's a good girl despite her dirty mind.'

"I'm Raiki Gouriki, a member of the student council. Are you sure one man is enough to protect this school?" The gorilla like man questioned.

"Well, I did ace the tests and the physical exam. I'm not sure if I'm enough but I will certainly do my best." Itachi shook Gouriki's hand.

"Well in any case we are here to assist you." Anna said.

"I appreciate it, if you wouldn't mind would you show me around the academy? It would give me a better view of the field for planning how to catch Blue Tundra or anyone acting immoral."

"Certainly, please follow us." Anna said with a smile as they walked into the school.

As they were walking down a hallway, a voice familiar to all three of them reached their ears. "We have an emergency! We've received a threat from Blue Tundra!" Ayame ran towards them holding a note with letters clipped out from newspapers and magazines.

"I'm spiking all the boy's urine samples with muscle builder 5000, aka protein. How is doing that a dirty joke attack?" Anna questioned.

"Well there is protein, look all I know is that we have to stop this monster." Gouriki said.

"Where do we keep the urine samples?" Anna asked Ayame.

"In the infirmary." Ayame replied.

"We must keep the school's pee-pee protein free!" Anna declared and they ran off. Ayame looked at Itachi nodding her head and Itachi sighed and followed Anna and Gouriki.

Once they arrived at the infirmary Gouriki busted the door opened and rushed up to a man in a lab coat. "Your finished Blue Tundra!" He lifted the poor man by the throat and grabbed a hold of his hair thinking it was a mask. "Alright creep! Tell me where you're keeping the spiked urine!" Gouriki interrogated the man whom began to turn blue from being choked.

"Gouriki, no! Blue Tundra is a woman and that man looks like a man." Anna stopped the gorilla man from choking the man any further.

"Trust me, I'm a man." The man uttered.

"We've fallen right into a trap!" Anna came to realization.

"You might want to let go of him." Itachi pointed out.

"Oh, right sorry." Gouriki released the man from his grip, and the man fell to his knees gasping for air.

"Let's move!" Anna said and they rushed out.

As they ran in the hallway Itachi tried to stay a little behind them so he could warn Okuma without them hearing him. "Okuma, Anna and Gouriki are on their way to your location, you better hurry up and get out of there." Itachi sent Okuma the message through his PM.

"Roger that."

Okuma's voice was heard in a low whisper tone. Itachi ran through the hallway as Anna busted a door open and in there was Okuma wearing a long black-haired wig, while dressed in a pink nurse uniform while wearing a pair of white panties over his face. "We're flushing down your toilet talk, Blue Tundra!" Okuma pushed the board at them and jumped out the window climbing down with a rope.

'Okay it's over.' Itachi thought when to his surprise, Anna grabbed the rope and began pulling it up like it was nothing despite Okuma hanging onto it.

"No, you don't!" Anna declared. Once the rope was pulled up Okuma leaped over Anna whom fell back, and then Okuma tried to push Itachi back. Although he barely managed.

Itachi gave him a look that said. "Really? That's all you got?". And Okuma gave him a look that said. "Yes really!". Itachi sighed and pretended to fall back as Okuma rushed out the door.

"After her!" Anna shouted and ran after him at immense speed.

Itachi got up and ran after her with Gouriki. As he ran towards the staircase Anna suddenly ran up from the staircase and rushed towards the roof. "What is it?"

"Blue Tundra climbed up with the rope a floor from the lower floor!" Anna replied and rushed up the staircase towards the roof. Itachi and Gouriki followed after her. Then a metal door came to view leading to the roof, but then Anna kicked the door down like it was nothing. "I know you're here. have any last words? Come out, come out wherever you are. Expose yourself!" Anna said as she began looking around when suddenly she got a call.

"Anna it's trap, that's not Blue Tundra it's a decoy." Ayame's voice was heard.

"How do you know that?" Anna questioned.

"Cause the real Blue Tundra is on the gym roof!"

Itachi, Anna, and Gouriki rushed to the edge and spotted Blue Tundra on the gym roof with a bag over her shoulder as she let out a laugh. "I have taken all of the boy's urine samples! I hope you enjoy reading their lab results!" Ayame laughed again and ran away.

"Save the urine!" Anna said.

"I will look for the decoy, you two go on ahead." Itachi said.

"Right!" Anna said as she and Gouriki rushed back down the staircase.

Itachi walked over to Okuma who was sitting behind a wall, while letting out a sigh of relief. "That was too close."

"Well at least it's over." Itachi placed his arm on Okuma's shoulder. "Go get changed back into your uniform. And leave the wig here at least. You did wear the hairnet so that they can't trace you, right?"

"Yeah, of course." Okuma took of the wig and panties over his face, and then took off the hairnet.

"Good, now at least it will look like you escaped while the real Blue Tundra distracted me." Itachi said and Okuma snuck away to go and change. "Well, this was a sexccess- I mean success… Ayame's perverted mind must be contagious." Itachi said when he then spotted something in the corner of his eye, he saw someone on the other roof rushing away before he could see the person's face. 'Looks like someone spied on me, question is, did this person see me talking to Okuma? If so this could become problematic.' Itachi thought narrowing his eyes at the spot where this mystery person vanished.

Next day

Itachi was in front of his supervisors in the Decency Squad, on his knees bowing down with the wig used by Okuma aka "The fake Blue Tundra" on the desk of the man that looked like he was in charge. "So, this is the wig used by the fake?"

"Yes sir, the culprit must have used a hairnet since the people at the lab couldn't find any DNA traces." Itachi replied still bowing his head.

"And how come you couldn't catch the fake?" The supervisor questioned.

"My apologize sir, it seems Blue Tundra's distraction gave the fake time to escape."

"Oh well, it can't be helped I suppose. You were the only one from the Decency Squad there. And you didn't know the area well enough. But I expect you to not fail again, you are a good man Itachi. Your dismissed for today, we will contact you when we have a job for you."

"Yes sir, thank you." Itachi raised his head and stood up, and the walked out the door.

Later, Itachi looked up at the full moon as he was walking to his apartment that the manager was happy to supply him with. The apartment was right next to the café on the third floor. Itachi walked up to his door and put his key in the keyhole opening the door.

His apartment was nothing fancy, just a small kitchen, a small bath in the corner with a washing machine and a dryer outside of the bath area that was covered by a sliding door, a living room with a futon, a coffee table, a window, and a closet to keep all his clothes in and a small balcony. "What a long day." Itachi laid down on his futon ready to get some rest. When suddenly his PM called, he looked and saw it was Okuma. "What?"

"Umm, we got a problem… could you meet me at the café?"

"A problem? What is it?" Itachi questioned.

"Just, please come down at the café."

Itachi let out a sigh. "Fine I will be right there."

Once Itachi arrived at the café he saw Okuma sitting with a short little girl with short black bowl cut hair, wearing the female school uniform. She was eating a steak as there was a pile of plates next to her. "Oh, it's him." The girl said when she spotted Itachi.

"What's going on here?" Itachi questioned.

"She saw us on the roof during the physical exam… and now she wants our help on her quest for love…" Okuma replied.

"Oh, so that, was you?" Itachi questioned and she responded with a nod. "I figured I spotted something."

"Anyway, how are we supposed to help you on your quest for love?" Okuma questioned.

"I don't know the specific yet, that's why I wanted you guys to meet me here." The little girl replied with her mouth full.

"Please finish eating before you speak." Itachi commented.

"Okay, so who do you have a crush on?" Okuma asked.

The girl then gained a faint blush and avoided their gaze. "I can't tell you that. I will say, I worry sometimes that I might be making my love uncomfortable, that they maybe even detest me, and those fears are what keep me up at night." She said as Okuma grinned a little, and this didn't go unnoticed. "Hey what are you grinning at me for like that you creep?! Is the notion of someone like me being in love really that ridiculous?!" She grabbed Okuma by the collar whom was grinning nervously.

"Umm, no, no, not at all. In fact, I think it's kind of sweet." Okuma said and the girl huffed and released Okuma. "Anyway, I don't think there is anything to be embarrassed about. I've got my heart set on someone as well."

"Oh." She grinned slyly. "Hey I've got an idea how about we both name the names of our secret sweethearts in unison? If you do, then I forgive your creepy grin."

"Well alright fine." Okuma agreed.

"Um, who is she even? You haven't told me her name yet." Itachi pointed out.

"Oh, I'm Otome Saotome, and you are?"

"Uchiha Itachi, a pleasure to meet you despite the blackmailing." Itachi shook her hand.

"Well what about you? You got a sweetheart?" Saotome asked.

"No, not really." Itachi replied motionlessly.

"So, you haven't experienced love then?" Okuma questioned.

"I didn't say that, let's just say it's complicated." Itachi replied as there was Izumi from his old world, although she's been dead for several years.

"Oh, well. Then Mr. Okuma let's get to it, ready?" Saotome questioned as Okuma gulped a little nervously. "One! Two!" Saotome said when suddenly Okuma's PM rang. "Three! Anna Nishikinomiya!"

"…"

"…"

"…"

Saotome had a faint blush and a teary face. "You fiend! You deceived me!"

"I'm sorry! I got an email on my PM!" Okuma defended himself.

"Don't test me! You try and back out of our deal I shall inform the Decency Squad of your crimes!" Saotome threatened.

"Okay! Okay! My crush is-" Okuma stopped up as he was also interested in Anna.

"What's taking so long?! I will press send!" Saotome threatened about to press the send button.

"It's Kajou Ayame!" Okuma shouted.

"Oh, so you got seduced by that little harpy, did you? Well together we will drive a wedge between Anna and Ayame! And I will swoop in and fill the hole left by the harpy by Anna's side! And we will live happy ever after!" Saotome cheered with a smirk on her face.

"Hold on just a minute!"

"Yeah, what?"

"Did you forget? I'm a villain who's been deceiving Anna. I mean you can't possibly want to team up with someone like me in such a complicated position, right?"

"Huh? That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Anna never seems happier when she's chasing pervy terrorists. In fact for me it looked like you were playing a fun game of hide and seek. I don't see why we shouldn't team up. So, did that answer all of your questions." Saotome questioned with a smile.

"So, bottom line. Is that you will not tell on us to the Decency Squad?" Itachi questioned.

"Huh? Oh yeah, don't worry about it." Saotome said and ate the rest of her steak.

"Well then, I will see you around I guess." Itachi was about to leave when suddenly Okuma grabbed Itachi by the sleeve and whispered into his ear.

"Just to be clear, you know I'm not in love with Kajou?"

"I am aware that you said it because you couldn't say Anna. But still, you know you could have picked any name, right? Yet you picked her name, you could even have made up a name." Itachi whispered back.

"I-I just didn't have time to think okay." Okuma whispered back with a faint blush.

"Whatever." Itachi shrugged and left the café.

Next day

Itachi was cleaning the tables at the café when suddenly he got a PM call from Ayame. "Yes?"

"I have a request for you, it's about Anna."

"Anna Nishikinomiya? Alright then, what is the request?"

"It seems that she has a stalker. And we need your help, your job will be to pretend to go on a date with her to lure out the stalker. Then you knock the bastard out and arrest him."

"Pretending to go on a date? Why me?" Itachi questioned.

"Well I would go myself. But your both good looking enough to get the stalker jealous, and strong enough to take them out."

"Very well then. When do I meet her for this fake date?"

"Tomorrow at the local park."

"Understood." Itachi agreed and the call ended.

Next day: At the park

Itachi meet up with Anna at the park whom greeted him with a smile. "Hello again. Thank you so much for doing this."

"No problem, I even sense a few presences already. Although some of them are our friends, but maybe we could finish this quickly and catch the stalker." Itachi said with a smile as they began walking around for a bit looking like they were having a good time. "Here milady take a seat on the bench." Itachi acted like a gentleman when suddenly he could sense someone approaching.

"AAAAAA! Get away from her!" A man holding a rock charged at Itachi when suddenly Okuma dressed like a girl ran out from hiding with Ayame and Saotome and even Gouriki. "Take this punk!" The man was about to hit Itachi with the rock, Itachi tilted his head to the side dodging it and then punched the man in the gut. The man gaped as his body was shaking in pain and he fell unconscious to the ground.

"Is that it?" Anna questioned.

"No." Itachi replied when suddenly two more with rocks leaped out from the bushes behind them.

"Anna what are you doing with him?!"

"How could you just throw our love away like that?!"

Saotome grabbed onto one of the stalkers leg and was kicked off into the air. Okuma grabbed onto her and threw her over to Gouriki." Gouriki! Catch!"

"What do I look like to you-" Gouriki said when suddenly Saotome crashed into his face with her legs wrapped around his head.

Okuma leaped and punched one of the stalkers in the face, Itachi then delivered an upper kick to the other stalkers chin and he let go of his rock as it flew in midair. "Are you alright?" Itachi turned to Anna when suddenly Okuma whom stood behind him got a rock in the back of the head making him fall onto Itachi pushing him towards Anna.

The next moment Itachi and Anna's lips were connected, Itachi had wide eyes same as Anna whom was also blushing a little. "Itachi! Anna!" Ayame said in shock.

"Oh, I'm sorry." Itachi got himself off Anna whom still had a small blush on her face. "Anyway, I will arrest these stalkers." Itachi said and placed handcuffs on the three stalkers. "Okay get up you three. You have a lot to answer for."

"W-Wait who are you?!"

"I'm a member of the Decency Squad, and you three gentlemen are under arrest." Itachi said and pushed them forwards. He then sent a call from his PM to the Decency Squad hotline. "This is Squad member Uchiha Itachi, I have apprehended three stalkers. Requesting transport."

"Very well, we will be there right away. Good job."

"Thank you, sir." Itachi ended the call, he then looked back and saw something strange. Anna sucking on her own finger with a small blush while looking at Itachi. 'Huh? I wonder what that's about? Oh, I'm sure it's nothing.' Itachi thought.

That's the end for now!

Well I think we all know what might happen next… this is going to be fun.

Anyway, leave a review!

-Later!