It's been a while since I've done a Forward for one of these things, but this probably needs one, if only to let you know what this is. If you are wondering, yes, this is a Self Insert. Yes, I'm aware it's (arguably) the lowest form of fanfiction, but I did it anyway. I was feeling burned out from my other fics so I decide to do a little self indulgence... which ended up with about 100k words on Spacebattles. Anyway, I was asked to port this over here, so if you're still on board with this, please enjoy.