2Harry Potter, The Son of South Park!
By: MonkHerrick
Disclaimer: I don't own South Park or Harry Potter!
Warning(s): Yaoi (Male/Male Relationships), language, fluff, making out.
Pairing(s): Craig Tucker(Super Craig/Super Lad)/Tweek Tweak(Wonder Tweek/Wonder Lad)/Christopher Hadrian(Harry) Potter Jr., Stan Marsh/Wendy Testaburger (Past), Stan Marsh/Kyle Broflovski, Sharon Marsh/Randy Marsh, Gary Harrison/Thomas, Sheila Broflovski/Gerald Broflovski, Catlin Potter/Christopher Potter Sr., Chrissy Potter/Kevin McCormick, Chrissy Potter/Shelly Marsh (Best Friends), Caleb Potter/Kenny McCormick, Karen McCormick/Tricia Tucker (Best Friends), Heidi/Cartman, Harry Potter/Craig Tucker (Best Friends), Harry Potter/Tweek Tweak (Best Friends),
'Thinking'
"Speaking"
- Scene Shift/Time Skip/Flashback/Dream -
"Kenny speaking"
Age(s):
Craig Tucker, Clyde Donovan, Harry Potter & Tweek Tweak = 14 1/2 (between 4 & 9 in flash backs & between 17 & 21 in scenes from the future)
Caleb Potter = 14 (Btween 3 1/2 and 8 1/2 in flashbacks & between 16 1/2 & 20 1/2 in scenes from the future)
Chrissy Potter & Shelly Marsh = 17 (Between 7 & 13 in flashbacks & between 21 & 25 in scenes from the future)
Tricia Tucker & Karen McCormick = 10 (Between being born & 6 in flashbacks & between 13 & 17 in scenes from the future)
Chapter 1: Harry Intervenes!
"But Mommy, I won't know anybody!" A raven-haired boy whined, as his red haired mother dragged him to Pre-School. "You'll make all sorts of friends before long, Hare-bear." The red haired woman said, as she wrapped her arms around her second youngest son. She carried the 4 year old into the classroom. The Pre-school classroom looks just any other Pre-school classroom (If you want to know what it looks like re watch Pre-School). "You must be, Chris?" Mrs. Claridge asked the four year old.
Harry stared at her with a blank look on his face, as his mom sat him down on the carpet. "OWWW!" The raven haired green eyed four year old yelped as a sippy cup slammed into his head. He rubbed his sore forehead, before bending down and picking the cup up and glared at it. "II'm so SSORRY GAAH!" A blond boy screeched at him, as Harry stared at him with a confused look on his face. "How annoying." The Potter child said before handing the blond his cup back. Harry's lit up when he saw Craig and ran over to his best friend/neighbor.
- 5 years Later -
"FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!" The third grade students chanted, as Harry ran as fast as he could. He skidded to a halt in between the two boys about to fight. He started panting loudly. "GET OUT OF THE WAY!" His classmates screamed at him, as he finally caught his breath. He flipped them off, and then turned to Craig. "I need to wow I am out of shape, anyways I need to talk to you real fast Craig." The green eyed noirette said as he struggled to breath again. As he dragged his best friend away to talk privately he glanced over his shoulder to see Clyde and Token doing the same to Tweek. "They lied about what Tweek said about you, Craig." Harry said, before gulping down some water from a water bottle someone handed to him in the crowd. "What do you mean they lied to me about what Tweek said about me?" The bue eyed noirette snarled at his best friend.
"I mean I overheard Kenny, Kyle, Stan & Cartman arguing about how they got you & Tweek to fight and who was going to win a bet about the toughest kid in school. Meaning they made up what they said Tweek said to get you & him to fight for the sake of a bet." The green eyed noirette said with his patented I-don't-a-flying-fuck expression on his face. "OH." Craig said. "GAHHH! SWEET JESUS!" Tweek could be heard screeching at the top of his lungs. "Besides Tweek has a crush on you, Craigster." The slightly younger noirette said smirking at one of his two best friends. The blue eyed boy's entire face turned crimson.
The younger noirette smirked at Tweek's shouts. "It's looks like Clyde & Token have done their part. Now the final phase of my plan is up. You asking Tweek out on a date." Harry smirked at his older friend. "Aask hhim oout?" Craig stuttered, as the tips of his ears turned red. "Yep." The green eyed nine year old mouth popped around the 'p'.
Tweek made his way over to Craig & stared at him, as his entire body shook. "Iis iit ttrue? Do you really GAH have a crush on me, Craig?" The blond with Heterochromia eyes asked Craig. "Yes." He said in his patented monotone voice. Harry grinned happily, as his best friends kissed on the lips. "I like you, too." The blond nine year old said to his crush. "OWWW!" Harry yelped, as he rubbed his arm where Craig punched him HARD! "WHAT IS WITH YOU TWO AND HITTING ME!" The nine year old screamed at the two boys. "It's because you're an asshole." Craig said smirking, at his best friend, as Tweek giggled softly. "Na-uh! You're an Asshole, Craigy." Harry said, smirking softly at his best friend.
- End Flashback -
Harry smiled, as he & Craig wrapped their arms around a sleeping Tweeks body. Harry's green eyes started sliding shut, as he yawned loudly. "Night, babe." The blue eyed teen said smiling at his two boyfriends. "Fuck you!" The green eyed teen snapped, as he fell asleep. Craig rolled his eyes, before he too succumbed to slumber.
- Next Morning -
Chrissy smirked at her younger brother. "You had you're boyfriends in you're room with the door closed again." The 14 & a half year old groaned as Craig & Tweek sat down for breakfast. "Leave me alone, Chrissy, or do I need to tell Mom about the time you had sex in there bed." The green eyed teenager said, smirking at his sister. Craig groaned, as he ran his tongue over his braces. "I hate wearing braces, why is Tweek the only person in this room that hasn't worn braces?" Tweek pouted, at the comment. "You only hate them because you can't make out with Tweek with them." Shelly said, as she sat down next to Chrissy, her best friend.
Author's Note:I think I'm going to start every chapter with either a flashback and/or with a scene from the future. Review and tell me what you think of the idea and the story! All Flames will be fed to my pet dragon! Help me come up with super powers and a super hero name for Harry! Trying to come up with something that complements both Super Craig/Super Lad & Wonder Tweek/Wonder Lad!
I am thinking something along the lines of Wiccan from the Young Avengers!
Fuck you is Harry's way of saying I love you to his two boyfriends. Harry Potter was adopted by an American family known as the Potters when he was a year old shortly after his parents deaths. And then the family moved to South Park, Colorado and next door to the Tucker Family.
Craig Tucker/Super Craig's Super Powers:
Super Strength
Super Speed
Super Stamina
Super Durability - ability to bend your body without effort
Super Endurance - The ability to survive without supplies, resources, energy, or other items for an extended amount of time.
Flight
Magic
Accelerated Probability - The ability to predict the outcomes of and what choices one could make.
Accelerated Thought Process - The power to process information at incredible speeds.
Combat Perception - The ability to understand how a person thinks & fights in combat.
Tweek Tweak/Wonder Tweek's Super Powers:
Elemental Control/Generation - The ability to manipulate and create elements.
Thermokinesis - The ability to create, control and manipulate heat.
Flight
Magic
Weather Reistance - The ability to be immune to all weather-based abilities and effects.
Elemental Re-composition - The ability to combine two or more elements in order to create a new one.
Weather Sensing - The Ability to Sense the weather.
Future Craig Tucker/Super Lad's Super Powers :
Flight
Magic
Battlefield Adaptation - The ability to adapt to the conditions of a battleground, and grow stronger with each battle. (Evolved from Combat Perception)
Enhanced Condition - The abilty to possess physical/mental abilities enhanced beyond that of a normal member of the user's species. (Evolved from
Super Strength, Super Speed, Super Stamina, Super Durability, Super Endurance)
Accelerated Probability - The ability to predict the outcomes of and what choices one could make.
Accelerated Thought Process - The power to process information at incredible speeds.
Photographic Deduction - The ability to figure out connections in whatever the user is investigating and process them extraordinarily fast.
Future Tweek Tweak/Wonder Lad's Super Power's :
Elemental Control/Generation - The ability to manipulate and create elements.
Thermokinesis - The ability to create, control and manipulate heat.
Flight
Magic
Weather Reistance - The ability to be immune to all weather-based abilities and effects.
Elemental Re-composition - The ability to combine two or more elements in order to create a new one.
Weather Sensing - The Ability to Sense the weather.
Atmokinesis - The ability to manipulate the weather.
Geo-Thermokinesis - The Ability to manipulate lava, magma and volcanoes.
Elemental Mimicry - The ability to turn into an element.
Elemental Teleportation - The ability to teleport using an element.