7Chapter Two: The Mall Pt. 1
*Hidan, Deidara, Karin, and Suigetsu at the Game Spot*
''Can't you two just pick a game already!'' Suigetsu said exasperated with the argument between the blonde and silverette.
''Listen here faggot fucker, we aren't buying that lame ass game.'' Hidan screamed pointing to the Overwatch game case in Deidara's hands.
''Not everyone wants to play Black Ops, un.'' The blonde scoffed.
''And what the hell is wrong with Black Ops?!'' Hidan asked.
''Nothing is wrong with it, just you. You kill everyone in the game, even the ones on your team, un!''
''If you fucking pussies would get out of the fucking way you wouldn't die!''
''You chase us! You alerted the enemy forces to our location and got us blown up, un!'' The ex-priest just rolled his eyes.
''Hey! I found Mario Galaxy!'' Karin said running up.
''Seriously? Did you find any Sonic games?'' Suigetsu asked.
''Why would I waste time doing that?'' Karin sneered.
''How the fucking hell are you going to grab the guy with the tacky moustache and red overalls, but not a talking blue hedgehog? I want to fucking play Shadow.'' Hidan spat.
''That's real fucked up Karin, un.'' Deidara agreed.
''Let me guess, you walked right pass Pac-Man, didn't you?'' Suigetsu scoffed.
''So what if I did?'' She harrumped.
Hidan squinted his eyes at her. ''What the fuck is wrong with you?''
''I think she isn't even human, I swear she formed from a fungus or something.'' Suigetsu smirked. ''The stench that comes off her can kill clean air.''
Hidan laughed while Deidara tried not too, Karin was turning an unhealthy shade of purple.
''You bastard...!'' Karin caught Suigetsu off guard and kicked him into Hidan making them fall into a stack of DS CD cases. ''I'll make you eat those words!''
''Hey! We can't fight here, un!" Deidara pulled her away.
Hidan's head suddenly snapped up, an insane grin adorned his face. Deidara and Karin froze at the same time, gulping loudly, as one, they started to back away slowly.
Hidan kicked Suigetsu off of him.
''Ow!'' He yelped.
''You really want to go you fucking red head cunt?'' He bared his teeth.
''No,'' Deidara shook his head. ''No one wants to go.''
''Too. fucking. late.'' His magenta eyes glowed in the flickering lights of an LED palm tree.
''Oh shit.'' Suigetsu breathed.
Outside the game store you could hear the sounds of screaming, scraping metal, and things being broken, expensive things.
...
''Over video games, really?'' Kisame deadpanned.
''So much money...'' Kakuzu withered.
''Like you can talk Kisame, what about what happened at the electronics store?'' Konan raised her eyebrow again.
Kisame coughed awkwardly and Zabuza muttered something about 'Stingy bastard'.
As a person who loves all walks of games, I found this highly offensive.
All games should be played and cherished... unless the graphics give you a headache.