Santa Claus is a Whore, by Dickfart

Krillin looked in the mirror on Christmas morn.

"Fuck. I'm still bald," he said.

Frieza handed him a gun, and he shot himself in the head. Frieza hopped up and tried to catch some of Krillin's skull and brain chunks in his mouth. His body fell to the ground, then Santa came down the chimney. Frieza lubed his cock with Krillin's blood and brain chunks, then bent Santa over and mantle and shoved his member deep inside his holy jolly ho ho hole.

The End