Before you start, some Vocab I forgot to add in the previous chapters:

(O)Tou-san = Dad

Ototo-chan* = Little Brother

(O)Niisan = Older Brother

(O)Nee-san = Older Sister

(O)Kaa-san = Mother

Oyaji = Means old man or something, but in this case, it means "dad"

Baka = Idiot (hence why Kaito's called Bakaito by Aoko this chapter)

Aho = Stupid (hence why Aoko's called Ahoko by Kaito this chapter)

*Ototo-chan will be Otoutou-chan from now on.


Hikaru: Hey! I'm back with Chikage-chan today! She's the special guest today.

Chikage: Hello!

Hikaru: Sorry for not posting right on Christmas day, but I was still in the middle of writing this chapter. Happy New Year!

Chikage: By the way, shouldn't Shin-chan and Kai-chan be here?

Hikaru: Not really? They're chained to the bed.

Chikage: The bed, not their bed? You mean there's only one bed in this house?

Hikaru: Uh... Yeah?

Chikage: Make sure y'all use protection.

Hikaru: Ok.

Chikage: Not even going to deny it? Why did you chain them though? Is it another attempt to own us?

Hikaru: Yes. Anyways... it's time for-

Kaito and Shinichi: A NEW CHAPTER, IT'S ANEW CHAPTER

Hikaru: Shinichi's joined in stealing. Doesn't he know stealing is illegal? He's just taking revenge too far... Saying there's a new chapter is my job. How'd they even hear?

Chikage: You've given up on trying to stop Kaito from saying it?

Hikaru: He's taken it since the beginning. I can't do anything about it


Chapter 3

Toichi's POV

I've said it before, but Hikaru is abnormally smart for a baby.

I was watching as Hikaru kept on manipulating Kaito to do the things that he wants. Kaito did not find it strange at all, but if he were older, he would.

Kaito and the Kudo's kid, Shinichi, were undoubtedly geniuses, but even both of them could not do what Hikaru could do at that age.

His first words come at two-months-old.

He also displayed abilities far above his age.

Hikaru's POV

My life was going into a familiar routine.

Everyday I would join in on Kaito-niisan's lessons, whether that be magic or the Poker Face. Everytime he looked over at me, though, I would do something to distract him. Training him to adapt to the unexpected would help hime whether or not I could save Otou-san.

On my free time, I tried to create spells that could help, but with my baby body, I was not sure how much they could help

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The visit came suddenly. I forgot that sooner or later I would eventually meet Nakamori Aoko. I forgot she existed.

I was just sitting and practicing when Kaito-niisan came in with Nakamori-san.

Kaito was running away from Nakamori-san who was chasing him with a broom.

"Bakaito! Come back here and apologize for flipping my skirt!"

I laughed at this familiar scene (at least for me reading the manga and watching the anime) and they turned to me.

Nakamori-san squeeled and ran to hug me.

"Is this the famous Hikaru-chan? He's so cute! He looks like you when you were little. Dom't grow up like Bakaito."

"Hey! What's that suposed to mean Ahoko! Don't tell my adorable Otoutou-chan that."

I decided then to say my first words.

"Kaito-niisan down't fwip Onee-san's skirt or do anythwing pewvewted to giwls or Hikawu will get hwate at Kaito-niisan. Nii-san has to be a gentwleman at all twimes. Like dad twold you."

Kaito gasped and said, "Ru-chan! You spoke! For the First time! Too cute!"

He then saluted.

"Ok! Onii-san will not do anything like that in the future!"

In my opinion, he was the one who was cute. He would be fine even if he continued, but his perverted behaviour would would trouble me (read: embarass me).

Nakamori-san piped up. It seemed as if she forgot she was mad at Kaito-niisan moments before.

"He's so cute! And such a gentleman. Kaito, listen to him. Call me Aoko-neesan Hikaru. Can I call you Ru-chan like Kaito?"

I affirmed the first, but declined the second. I wanted a special bond with Kaito-niisan.

"Ok Aoko-neesan. But you cawn't cawll me Ru-chan. Thwat is wesewved fow Kaito-niisan."

Aoko-neesan seemed sad for a moment, but perked back up.

Kaito was looking at me as if I was the most wonderful thing in the world. He lunged and pulled me into a bear hug.

After that, Kaito decided just to settle down and cuddle with me while playing board games and card games.

I might have helped Kaito-niisan cheat a bit. My excuse was that I was testing my motor skills and sleight of hand if asked. Kaito may have noticed (since I was sitting so close), but Aoko-neesan did not notice ar all.

It was several hours later before Aoko-neesan left.

After the game Kaito-niisan high-fived me. So he noticed after all.

It was then that I noticed Otou-san watching. I just grinned at him.

Kaito's POV

Hikaru-chan's first words came several weeks aftetr he came home. I was being chased around by Aoko, when I ran into Hikaru-chan's room. We noticed him after he started laughing at us. I started to smile. My Otoutou-chan's laugh was so cute and infectious.

Aoko rushed to him.

"Is this the famous Hikaru-chan? He's so cute! He looks like you when you were little. Dom't grow up like Bakaito."

I glared at Aoko.

"Hey! What's that suposed to mean Ahoko! Don't tell my adorable Otoutou-chan that."

Hikaru then graced us with his first words.

"Kaito-niisan down't fwip Onee-san's skirt or do anythwing pewvewted to giwls or Hikawu will get hwate at Kaito-niisan. Nii-san has to be a gentwleman at all twimes. Like dad twold you."

I gasped . He was the cutest. I came up with a new nickname right there.

"Ru-chan! You spoke! For the First time! Too cute!"

I did not want to be hated by Ru-chan so I saluted at Hikaru.

"Ok! Onii-san will not do anything like that in the future!"

Aoko then decided to interupt our moment.

"He's so cute! And such a gentleman. Kaito, listen to him. Call me Aoko-neesan Hikaru. Can I call you Ru-chan like Kaito?"

"Ok Aoko-neesan. But you cawn't cawll me Ru-chan. Thwat is wesewved fow Kaito-niisan."

I felt touched that Hikaru would only let me call him Ru-chan. I decided I only wanted to cuddle with Ru-chan, so I just hugged him and sat down to play a board game.

Although it was very unnoticable, Ru-chan was cheating in my favour.

I high-fived him when Aoko left.

Aoko's POV

I just left the Kuroba residence. Hikaru-chan was super cute. It was strange though. How did Kaito keep getting so many lucky moves in the board game?


Hikaru: That's the chapter... Chikage-chan? Where are you?

Chikage: I'm back with Shin-chan and Kai-chan.

Kaito: Please, stop trying to own us.

Hikaru: Not a chance. I need the legal rights so that I can control your universe. Like a God! Mwahahahaha!

Shinichi: Kai's right. It's getting a bit ridiculous.

Hikaru: Fine, antways I'm running out of ideas so you got off easy.

Chikage: Now for next chapter's special guest... Vermouth!

Shinichi: Grrrrrrr... Not her! Why?

Hikaru: Did you just growl? I choose Vermouth because she plays by her own rules. Even the B.O. Doesn't control her.

Chikage: Bye! Make sure to like, comment and subscri-

Hikaru: Like I said last chapter, this is not a youtube video!

Aoko: You forgot about Aoko, didn't you.

Hikaru: Hey You're not supposed to be in the author's corner this chapter!

Aoko: Hmph, fine. Aoko is mad at Hikaru


Hikaru: One announcement:

I MIGHT HAVE ANOTHER STORY UP SOON! IT WILL BE NAMED "REWIND" WHEN I FINALLY WRITE IT!

See you next chap with Vermouth!