'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Camp

Not a creature was stirring, not even a Coach;

Shut ups were heard around the camp as demigods tried to cover their head with their pillows from Leo's loud, annoying voice which came over a speaker system that he set up with no-ones knowledge.

The stockings were hung by the big house with care,

In hopes that Super-sized McShizzle soon would be there;

"Someone please shut him up!" Many could hear Annabeth's voice from her cabin, somehow rivaling Leo's speakers.

The Demigods were nestled all snug in their beds;

While visions of being sent on a quest played in their heads;

"Do not jinx me Valdez!" No one questioned why Percy's voice was coming from the Athena Cabin, they just accepted it, not much they could do about it any way.

And Katie in her PJ's, and I in mine,

Had just settled our bodies for a long winter's nap,

When out in the forest there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.

"I know what it is! It's Valdez's head being shoved into a few trees!" Most laughed at Clarisse's come back, save Percy and his good friends who don't want to give her the satisfaction of making them laugh.

Away to the window I flew like Hermes,

Tore open the curtains and threw up the window.

"He's not even doing the proper lyrics!" These shouts were heard from both the Apollo and the Athena cabins.

Artemis shining bright on the new-fallen snow,

Made everything easier to see,

"Leo! Please Shut up! Everyone has something to do tomorrow!" Piper was heard begging from the Aphrodite Cabin barely louder than her sibling who were complaining about beauty sleep.

When what to my wondering eyes did appear,

But a miniature sleigh and eight tiny rein-deer,

"You know it's not all that bad." Hazel wasn't encouraging Leo, but she wasn't on agreeing with everyone else either.

With a little Hispanic diver so lively and quick,

I knew in a moment he must be Super-sized McShizzle.

"Since when has anyone called you that?" Calypso was heard some where in the back ground on the speakers with many snickers as well.

More rapid than eagles his ride they came,

And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:

Everyone held their breath, they did not want to be a rein-deer.

"Now, Jason! now, Hazel! now Piper and Annabeth!

On, Percy! on, Frank! on, Reyna and Nico!

Cries were heard from five of the "rein-deer", and even more cries from people trying to hold them back from killing the "beloved" technician.

To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!

Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!

Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"

"Does no one want to point out that it's the middle of the summer?" Nico was sitting next to Hazel as they both sat in the Hades cabin watching their camps hunt down the criminal, led by three of the most terrifying women in camp.

"You know brother, I don't think that any one realizes that." Hazel spook up as she looked from the hunting demigods to the moon. "I do think that Diana is happy with Leo's show. If only a little."