You know what my biggest regret is?

Not watching more than a handful of Supernatural episodes.

If I had known what would happen after I died, if I'd had any inkling of the crap headed my way, I would've watched it. I would've watched it until I could quote each episode from memory and new every tip and trick necessary to survive.

But I didn't know. So I watched a few episodes on TNT and read a lot of useless fanfiction. I learned a basic outline of the show and a few useful facts, but for the most part I was blind.

Ignorant and blind, which is no way to be.

My name is Samantha Winchester.

I was born on May 2, 1983.

And I am so, so screwed.