My Billionaire Space Colony Craves Gay Hedgehog, by Dickfart
The space colony ARK lubed its metallic cock with a full moon-sized vat of WD-40, and descended to earth. It found an eager blue hedgehog, his hedgebarndoors wide open, taut, and tempting. The metric fuckton of colony erected its deep south sky scraper, which was as large as the state of Delaware. This was a dick to make a black man blush. Most humans would die from the tip alone.
But Sonic, like the TARDIS, was blue. And also bigger on the inside, for a maximum cock bearing capacity of infinity plus one. And they say Shadow's the uke. HA!