The Bodacious E and his best buddy Flagg sat in there dorm room. Flagg was mastrubating to pictures of Donald Trump while E stuffed his face with Doritos while playing Call of Duty Infinite Warfare because he fucking sucks. Then E comes up with an idea, "Yo Fag, remember when that girl turned you down in the library?", E said while dust flew out his mouth.
Flagg looked at E after he came onto his laptop. "Yeah, Luan right?", Flagg said. "Wanna go talk to her again? We could pull off a threesome!", E said as Flagg frantically nodded. Flagg and E left as they saw Luan standing with her friends. Flagg was about to walk up to her, but then some kid grabbed him and E and threw them to the ground. The two looked up and saw a white haired boy standing above them, "What do you want, snow cap?", E asked. "Boi, callin me a fucking snow cap when yo ass lookin like that kid that be sucking people off for fucking gay playboy mags.", Lincoln said.
E began to teatear up at the fact, because sadly, it was true. "Dont be a jerk to my love-, I mean my friend!", Flagg yelled. Lincoln stared at Flagg, and then Flagg saw the flames in Lincolns eyes as E pissed himself. "BITCH! YO ASS THE KINDA KID THAT BE REACHIN FO HIS BAG WHEN SOMEONE ROASTS YO PUNK ASS! LOOKIN LIKE SOME SHIT FROM TOY STORY! OUT HERE IN DEM SHITTY ASS CLOTHES! WHY YOU WEARING THEM FUCKING MY LITTLE PONY SKETCHERS?! I KNOW THEY SAY ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS BETTER OUTRUN A GUN AND SHIT, BUT YO ASS GON GET HIT FIRST!", Lincoln yelled.
Flagg also pissed himslef and ran off balling his eyes out. Lincoln then looked at E who was wining in the corner, "Pwease Lincoln, dont huwt me!", he cried. "SHUT YO ASS UP! OUT HERE LOOKIN LIKE A COLUMBINE SHOOTER AND SHIT! OUT HERE WITH DORITO DUST ALL OVER YO DIRTY ASS! PROBABLY GOT GINGIVITIS, AIDS, ADHD, AND DIABETES ALL IN ONE! YOU LOOK LIKE YO ASS BEEN SITTIN IN YOUR ROOM FIDDLING WITH YOU 1 CENTIMETER PENIS FOR YEARS! HOW YOU EVEN GET IN A SCHOOL LIKE THIS?! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU DROPPED OUT OF FUCKING KINDERGARTEN! NOW GET YO ASS AWAY FROM MY SISTER AND OUT MY FACE WITH YOU SHITTY ASS!", Lincoln yelled as E ran away, but tripped when his pants fell off.
Lincoln then dialed a number and a mysterious voice came up, "Did you roast they asses?", the voice asked. "Pussies ran away.", Lincoln said. "Good, we will arrange your reward later.", the voice said as he hung up. Lincoln then went to Flagg and E's room and the a match at their door and left to meet with the voice, who was none other than Abbe- *fades to black before reveal for amazing effect that is amazing*.