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Drunk Girl

Chris Janson

Couple cover charge stamps got her hand looking like a rainbowIn and out of every bar on a whim just like the wind blowsShe's either a bachelorette or coming off a breakupTake a drunk girl home

She's bouncing like a pinballSinging every word she never knewDancing with her eyes closed like she's the only one in the roomHer hair's a perfect mess, falling out of that dressTake a drunk girl home

Take a drunk girl homeLet her sleep all aloneLeave her keys on the counter, your number by the phonePick up her life she threw on the floorLeave the hall lights on walk out and lock the doorThat's how she knows the difference between a boy and manTake a drunk girl home

You leave her drive for a dive and you get something bad to eatThey're singing "Closing Time" at that bar across the streetIn two by twos, strangers and lovers headed for the covers, hooking upThat TV in your two bedroom, sound's turned offAnd through the paper-thin walls, you can hear the neighbor's cigarette coughThere's a million things you could be doing but there's one thing you're sure damn glad you did

Take a drunk girl homeLet her sleep all aloneLeave her keys on the counter, your number by the phonePick up her life she threw on the floorLeave the hall lights on walk out and lock the doorThat's how you know the difference between a boy and manYou take a drunk girl home

You took a drunk girl homeIn the sober light of dawnShe left you a message, she thanked you on the phone'Cause you picked up her life she threw on the floorYou left the hall lights on walked out and locked the doorThat's how she knows the difference between a boy and manTake a drunk girl home

You take a drunk girl homeTake a drunk girl home

Songwriters: Chris Janson / Tom Douglas / Travis Hill