AN: Enjoy.

Full Summary: In a different world filled with peace and prosperity, Akeno Himejima and Issei Hyoudou never became servants of Rias Gremory, instead, the two of them became high school lovers and eventually ended up getting married and having kids. Witness the two of them on their epic journey of parenthood.

Pairing: Issei x Akeno

Non-canon, single-pairing, a chill slice of life

"Flashbacks" - Thinking

[Flashbacks] - Texting

"Flashbacks" - Phone call

["Flashbacks"] Ddraig talking

["Flashbacks"] Ddraig thinking

Head Writer: Revan the Edgelord

Co-Writer: None

Life 1-7: Problems With Writing.


Issei let loose a sigh as he ceased his writing and began to look over the words he had written.

It had been a week since his date with Akeno, and it was currently eleven at night. He had earbuds in his ears, and was listening to some rock music.

"The Black Knight said, no the Black Knight shouted as he glared at the leader of his enemies!" He muttered to himself as he modified the sentence. "Yeah, that's much better."

Satisfied with his edit, Issei moved onto the next sentence.

"His eyes were not only filled with hatred and rage, but determination as well. He was going to take the leader of his enemies to hell with him." Issei whispered in a slightly louder voice only to then say it out loud again to make sure it sounded good.

"Hmm, I feel like this is missing something." He thought as he removed his hands from the keyboard and reread it. "The question is what?"

He wasn't sure, but the sentence just didn't sit right with him. Of course, he didn't know why, but it just didn't.

"His eyes were not only filled with hatred and rage, but determination as well. He knew he was going to die here today, but he wasn't going to allow the scum before him to live. No, if he was going to fall today, then he was going to take the leader of his enemies with him." He said aloud after deleting the sentence.

As he rewrote the sentence, he nodded his head and smiled.

Once finished with the modification, he read the previous sentences out loud along with his new sentence just to make sure it was coherent and smooth.

"Yep, this is much better." He told himself, proud of the edit he had just done.

Issei then moved onto the next sentence.

"As the enemy leader let out a laugh, and told his men to kill the Black Knight, the Black Knight cried out with savage rage and charged-"

"Issei, are you down here?" He faintly heard through his headphones that caused him to cease his reading and avert his eyes away from the screen while taking out the earbud in his left ear.

He didn't pause his music, nor did he call out to who was reaching out to him, for he didn't know if it was his imagination or not. Instead, he sat there in silence and waited for his wife to call out to him again.

After a couple seconds of silently sitting there and looking at the staircase that led upstairs, Issei believed that he was just hearing things and turned his attention back to his computer.

Unfortunately, before he could even start reading the sentence he had been reading earlier, Issei heard his wife call out to him again.

"Issei!?" Was what he heard, which caused him to shout in a loud and clear tone.


Not long after he answered, Issei heard the footsteps of his wife coming down the stairs and spun himself around so he was looking at the staircase. A few seconds after doing this, he was greeted by the sight of Akeno who was wearing nothing but a white button-up shirt and pink panties. She had her hair down as well.

"Well, hello there beautiful." He greeted upon seeing her as his lips curved upwards into a smile.

At this, Akeno said nothing, and approached him. Once she got within arms reach of him, she grabbed ahold of his cheeks and pulled.

"Don't hello beautiful me." She told him as he repeated the word 'ow' very fast. "What are you doing down here?"

"Writing." He told her as he directed his thumb to the computer behind him.

Akeno glanced at the computer before saying aloud. "I see."

She then let go of his cheeks, and said with a slightly tired voice. "Isn't it a little late though to be writing?"

"I mean, yeah, a little." He agreed after a bit of thinking.

At this, Akeno smiled. She wasn't going to say this, for it'd fill his ego, but the main reason why she was wanting him to go to bed was because she missed his warmth.

"Exactly, so~ how about you put a pin in this~, and come upstairs with me~?" She asked in a sweet and sultry manner as she grabbed ahold of his hands are started to slowly pull him away from the computer.

"Tempting, but I kind of wanna finish this." he told her as he planted his feet on the ground and made his rolling chair come to a complete stop.

Akeno pouted at this.

"Oh come on; how can you say that to me when I'm wanting you~?" She sweetly asked as she gave him a small tug in an attempt to move him only to fail. He barely moved an inch.

"Because you're my wife, and I'm in the mood to write?" He said aloud in a questioning manner.

"Just because I'm your wife doesn't mean you can neglect me." She told him in a slightly serious slightly joking tone.

"Didn't I take you out last week though?" He questioned with a small frown.

"Yeah, that was last week, so come on, let's go upstairs." She answered as she gave him another tug, this time a bit more successful than the last.

At this, Issei groaned. "Mmmm, I really wanna finish this though."

"Well, you can finish it tomorrow, while I'm getting my nails done." Akeno declared, which caused him to groan even louder.

"Oh stop it, you're acting like a child."

With that said, Issei was forced to go bed earlier than he intended.

So, I realized something, and that was, why the fuck am I trying to write this like an actual fic? Like, this is supposed to just be you know, stuff that happens in their life as a couple, which means smaller chapters, but more frequent updates.