Well, whoop-de-do, looks who's back for part 2! Oh my gosh that rhymed.

In her room in the mental asylum, the weirdo was plotting her revenge. She hadn't gotten bored with the mental asylum-no, she loved that place. But she hated Harumi.

"Alright." She said, standing up. Then, as loud as she possibly could- which was, to say, quite loud- she screamed, "ACTIVATE PHASE ONE!"

As if one que, millions of baby tortoises began stampeding down the hall. About a thousand or so goats were also in the mix. And, obviously, a blue-footed-boobie, because they're weird.

Ten of the goats magically chewed down the creeep's door, and the now-free weirdo leapt onto them.

"To freedom!" She called. The mass of creatures burst through the main door, the psychotic girl in the lead. She jumped off the goats and landed on a harpie egale that was now there.

"Take me to Harumi!" The weirdo-turned-phycho yelled.

So the bird flew to The Bounty, where the ninja and Harumi were. The strange girl leapt off the harpie egale and landed on the deck.

"Harumi..." She snarled at the princess.

The Mary Sue-ish female looked fearfully to her boyfriend, the green ninja. This girl was crazy, and would try to kill her every chance she got.

Lloyd stepped in front of his precious girlfriend, glaring warily at the escaped lunatic.

The creep magically got a long stick, about half her height. "Don't make me do something drastic!" She threatened, but her voice was riddled with laughter.

The ninja and their royal friend exchanged glances. What was up with this girl?

Lloyd cleared his throat. "What do you want?"

"ANARCHY!" She screamed, and then the moon came out and crashed into Ninjago City. Then it disappeared, as did all the damage. "Nah, just kiddin'," she said. "What I want is for Harumi to get pushed off the side of The Bounty so she can fall to her death."

The green ninja was horrified. "Uh, no."

"Whaaaaaat?" The weirdo moaned. "Why noooooot?"

"Because I'm not a psychopathic murder like you!"

The girl crossed her arms, her stick magically floating above her. "C'mon, Lloyd. Look, I'll even make you a deal: you shove Harumi to her death, and I'll go back to the insane asylum and you'll never hear from me again. 'Kay?"

"No."

The creep was really annoyed, now. "Lloyd, be sensible! If you don't take this deal, I will go on a rampage and burn this city to the ground! I will spare no one! So either Harumi dies, or everyone dies. Up to you, Green-bean."

Lloyd looked around, weighing his options. This girl was serious about killing everyone, he knew that. But Harumi? He'd fallen for her!

Sadly, Lloyd sighed. "Sorry, Harumi, but it must be done."

Then he pushed her off the deck where she fell to the ground and died.

The end.

I think this one is worse than the last. Whatever. XD I might keep writing these stupid one-shots just cuz I'm bored...

Auf Wiedersehen, meine seltsamen Freunde,

~KitKatTheCrazyFangirl