He keeps to himself, does master Agreste
Except when bothered by Chloe, that pest
See Marinette growl
When the inevitable howl
Of 'Adrikins' clamps him to the blonde's chest.
He finds occasional work as a model
You might think this sounds like a doddle
But all day grinning like a fool
He wishes he were at school
As on the catwalk he's forced to toddle.
Nino is his best friend and bud
Though their first meeting was a dud
A change in opinion came to pass
After a chewing gum farce
When the DJ saw he was a power for good.
He looks great in a cat suit and tail
But his kwami will always, without fail
Ask for stinky cheese
To put it at ease
Even the smell will turn you quite pale.
A master of flirting and the bad pun
Nothing can stop him on the run
With his extendible stick
He'll be with you in a tick
But first, won't you let him have fun?
He protects his Lady with his life
He'd even take a bullet or a knife
Though he's up to the task
He wants to see under her mask
Because one day, she might be his wife.
Cataclysm will destroy everything around
Better back off when he makes that sound
With just a simple tap
They'll be nothing but a gap
Where just moments ago there was solid ground.
He loves his father with all his heart
But they seem to be drifting further apart
Of course, the biggest shock
Once everyone has taken stock
Are the alter-egos they've kept hidden from the start.
Seeing his mom again would fill him with cheer
She's been gone for just over a year
He thinks of her every day
Missing her more than he can say
Especially as Mother's Day draws near.
So let's sum up this handsome lad
He has looks that'll drive any girl mad
But his most valuable stature
Is his loving nature
Let's hope some of it rubs off on his Dad.