I do NOT OWN ANYTHING LIKE ONE PIECE ( Which is made by the great oda ). I ONLY OWN MY OC

S.P.S or Super P.S: I want to thanks for my beta, who is also really good at writing fanfic herself/himself. It is none other than... FunahoMisaki and I want to also thanks Wonka for reviewing, so check her out, trust me she got some good ones. [ However, they are in French. ] She and I also work on a fanfic together, so yeahhhh... check it out.


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~ Flash Back ~

Hey, I'm at a cousin house and their WiFi is very bad and have a very old computer so an update will be slow and I also change the last chapter a bit but it kinda the same, but just check it. It's also SSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR!

I just love summer!

Also cursing is so rated M?

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Last time on A Wandering Cool Avenger;

Please! Someone! Anyone! HELP USSSSSSS! I don't want this to happen! SO PLEASE SAVE US, Oda...anyone...

Please! Someone! Anyone! HELP USSSSSSS! I don't want this to happen! SO PLEASE SAVE US, Oda...anyone.

[ Little did he know, he will soon be saved by his future self which is coming right no-! Wait a second... what! No no no no! Why is he there and is not here! OH, MY GOD! That's it! I give up! (; ̄Д ̄)I can't deal with this now, just get to his scene while I work on how this is going to turn out. Well? What are you waiting for!? GO! yesh. ]

" WHERE. THE. HACK. IS. JAKE*JAKE! " he shouted as he punches the guys that are rushing at him with guns and swords.

" I-I d-don't know. I s-s-sorry sir Charlotte- " BANG!

" That Lord Charlotte 41 to you, worms. Now which one of you have an 89,000,000 bounty again~? " he said as he uses one of the guns, forms the puny pirate and shoot at his face so close that the bullet cut across his face.

[ Now I know what are you thinking, he's 10 years old, but remember he had a life experience before this and he also a Charlotte. And he is about the about the same height as Nami, which is weird, but he is a Charlotte and they are very tall. So yeah, a 10 ( actually older than that, thanks to " Repeat " from chapter 2 ) years old Charlotte should be able to do that. He's petty much Itachi from Naruto. Now get back to the story.]

( All right, think of a new plan, first get this guy bounty to the marine in a disguise then get the money. Then go to Jake*Jake since I think I still have enough time to get to there and save myself. Okay then! That the new plan. )

" H-he i-is-! O-over t-there. [ he pointed at a someone that is running away ] P-please don't-t k-kill me, l-lord Charlotte 41 of t-the B-big m-mom pirate! " he begs and grovels at him.

" Oh~.Well, you're useless now, so bye! [ he pick him up and throw the men at the running figure ] Hn, I wonder how long is it going to take for me to catch every bounty in this island?... Oh well~ this should make mama very happy if I use all of this money to buy her candy here. " ( Ohhhhh sweet sweet cannnnnddddyyyyyy~. Wait-! What was I here for again? Slave? Maybe? I knew, that I should write it down somewhere. Oh well, I will go to the salve house after I get the candy for me and mama! )

[ CUT! All right! I did it! I manage to rewrite the ending after this idiot ( Future Hail who use the item: repeat/ Charlotte ) chop up the plot... Wait. This thing was on the text?! Oh my god. What have I done!... You know what! Just go! Read the next part! See if I care. \|  ̄ヘ ̄|/ Bye! ]

[ Oh wait- I forgot to tell you where we are so far. Here: We are back to little baby Hail in the JACK*JACK, where he is going to be sold. Tada! ]

" Wow, this kid is very interesting, very interesting indeed. But is the mouth gag really needed? Can he even breathe? "

" Yeah, we need to do this and don't worry he's fine, he just sleeping. Thou, my face still hurt like hell after that freaking tail punch, mate. "

" Ya sure ya fine brotha? I will kill that pesce if she broke something. [ He then turns and faces the dealer. Click, take out a throwing knife and began to spin it. ] Hn, anyway how much money are we going to get for these two, the orca mermaid and a fishman baby? "

Uhhh-my head hurts like diabetes... Wha- just- what happened?... Uhh, I can't remember anything... Hun? Why are there new people there? Oh, yah, I just remember now, I being sold right now... I'M BEING SOLD RIGHT NOW!

That's happening right now! I can't believe it! Like the hit to the head make me just realise that this is not a game like D&D, it's is real life! One piece real life!

Oh my god, I think I might be having a panic attack... Wait! Clam down! I can't be panicking now, I need to stay calm so I can I can figure out how to save myself and auntie Herbei.

( Think, Think, Think, Think, Thi-!)

" Well, I'll hold an auction for the mermaid first, after all, she makes a couple Beil's she there. But for the kid, we got to sell him at a different time since everyone would only be focused on the mermaid and not on this kid but I will put him in the viewing centre and then I'll hold an auction for him, later. " the dealer said a with a very annoying smug tone that made me think of Trebol

Wait where is aunt Herbei?

" I don't care what order put them through but we just want the money now, then you get to her. " Factor said while thinking ( We're not that stupid, that we're going to give them to him without getting the money first!. )

" Fine. Here 70,001,000 Beil's, now give them to me. " He throws the stash of Beil's to them

The brothers caught the money and then Factor open the bag that he was carrying and then throw the mermaid at him and then give the fishman baby to him.

" Thanks. Bye! " he then leads them to the door and slams it in their face

" Rude..." Factor grumbles but they left accordingly.

[ Two days later... In the auction. ]

" Ladies and gentleman, today we have a special specimen today! Today we have an orca mermaid with us! Now to start, why don't we began with 70,000,000 Beil's, any takers? "

The slave auction... Had begun.

" I called 90,000,000 Beil's. "

" 100,000,000 Beil's. "

There are just so many voices...

" 250,000,000 Beil's. "

Oh, why do this had to happen...


" I hear 350,000,000 "

" Sold to St. Lucia for 450,000,000 Beil's! "

Noooooo! Anyone but him, anyone!

" Waaaa! Waaaa! Waaaa! "

" Oh shut it! Boss is working and I will get in trouble if you are causing trouble. So can you. please. stop. crying! " [ smack! ] he raises his hand and slaps the fishman-mermaid baby with it.

" WAAAA! WAAAA! WAAAA! " the baby cries seem to be louder, if not by ten fold!

" Oh just shut up! " he said as he grabs the baby and locks him a room to muffle his scream

[ We are back to future Hail. ]

" Maaa~ I should have done this years ago... [ He turn his head ] COME ON BRING MORE MANGO! IM STARVING HERE! DO YOU WANT THE BIG MOM TO KILL YOU! "

Today we are here, to see something that is normal in this crazy, deadly, funny world. A 10-year-old ordering people to bring the mango that is piling up to be as big as a mountain. Everyone that is trying to stop him is wipe out by something unknown, whether he or she are marines or pirates, they were all wipeout. The only thing the people could do is bring him the things he asks for, mango... Horrible right?

" Sir, we have code 43 here, a-a Charlotte is here and he's the 75th son of big mom also know as the-the-! "

" Well, well, well, look at what we have here, a little-lost marine, thinking that he could escape me. Me! Of all people. I'm one of the strongest in Mama crew. I have a bounty of 685 million. I am the best out of all my brothers at killing and brutality! I AM MANGO CHARLOTTE! MINSTER OF CHOCOLATE! AND IM GOING TO BE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE! "

" Ohhhh f*** me... "

" Well, get ready for your deat-! "


{ Remainder: Hey future me! It's past/now Mango, I know I going to forget this, so I put in this remainder after I remember that I have this ability. But anyway, I just wanted to remind you, that we got to save Hail/past self. Here I even manage to find out to put the Quest here; }


Save Hail Kamikaze

Make sure that he doesn't die

Get sweets for Mama

Make up a good excuse for Mama and brothers and sisters, when they ask you where you were


330,000,000 Exp

Failure: Death. I mean come on! You can't even save yourself!


If you manage to get GOOD sweets for yourself, then here;

1,000 Exp

Suger Rush: It gives you 5+ to all your sates but will only last by 1 minutes by every normal size sweet you eat. [ So if you eat a ten-time size normal candy, then it would be counted as 10 minutes. ] It would, later on, kick you in your arse and take away the 5+ and give you a headache, so yeah...

The baby marine that nearly wet himself when he just looks at the pirate and is now wondering why the hack is he starting off into space and not trying to kill him before he quickly gets the baby transporter snail and gets the heck out of there!

However, even thou the marine don't know what is going on in his head does not mean that we can't. Well besides the normal crazy thoughts he has, the most important one now is this;

( OH, MY GOD! #^%$ &($(*#& *^$(&(#*#&%#*^%!&

I got to go there now! )

And he quickly moonjump over there, leaving a very sacred confuse marine and a bunch of people who just bring out all their mango that is about as a tall as a mountain.

" Waaa- What just happen? " he said as he just looks at the sky

" Well from the sound of it, it looks like he just moonjump out of there but what is that New world kid doing here... Anyway marine go back to your base now, I'll have already sent in reinforcement there, they should be coming soon. "

" Sir, yes sir! "

but a citizen came out " Who the heck was that! " and that began the waves of questions from the citizens to the marine.

" Why was he here?! "

" Who is he!? "

" What is going on he-! "

" SHUT UP! All right! One by one I shall answer your question. "

" Umm, can I ask who the heck is he?! And what the heck is he doing here!? "

" He is the 75th child of big mom and her 41st son and yes I know he sounds young [ Side note: this is like 6 years before Luffy set sail, so Big mom still doesn't have a lot of kids. ] but as you can see he is still very dangerous even if he is a child. As for what he is doing here, I'm sure the Marine will be able to find out what he is doing soon enough and make sure that we will find out what big mom is doing. So don't worry. "

" Oh no! Big mom is going to kill us all! She must be after us for an ingredient or something! Did anyone here piss her off or anything? Is there a pirate that owns her something!? If you are, then step up so we can offer you to be our human sacrifice! I don't want to die like this! "

Then everyone began fighting each other, demanding to find out who was the reason for this surprising visit. Too bad they don't know that he was just here on a stroll [ and a rescue mission. ]

" Hey! Is it you?! I always think you were suspicious and weird, with all the crazy thing that you have. Then it must be you! "

" What! Are you crazy! I would never do anything thing like that! It's more likely that you are the cause of this, after all, you deal in the black market! "

Soon all the darkest secrets in Sabaody Archipelago was revealing and the marines there, that was not knock out, was having a hard time trying to get everyone to calm down or is trying to get all the criminals that are now revealed.

[ However, we turn back to Mango as he is moonjumping to forest 34, way, way, away from the chaotic forest behind him. ]

( HOW DID I FORGOT SOMETHING IMPORTANT AS THAT! DARN IT! It's been two days already, I hope I'm not too late! Ohhhhhh, this is really, really, really, bad... What the heck am I going to do!)

" Oh, I got to find the place first! But how...? ∑(゚ロ゚〃) I GOT IT! " he jumps down and makes sure no one saw him, after all, it would raise questions if you see a 10 years old falling from the sky. He then began talking to some noble guy and make sure that everyone is nowhere close to see them.

" Good morning sir, I hope you have a good day so far. "

" Good morning my good boy, where are your parents so far? "

" Well, my father is out for business and my mother tells me to go to the slave house to get her some new slaves with the money, that she gives me. "

" What! With no bodyguard? "

" Well my mother gives me this cool assassin to protect me, so I'm safe, sir! By the way, sir, is there any interesting slave here so far? " as he points and waves his hand everywhere

" Well, I did hear they got this highbred between a fishman and a mermaid, which is not one the disgusting ones but ones of the good batches. "

" Oh cool! Can you tell me where it is? My mother would love to have him! " ( Which is the truth, after all, Big mom would love him or us... Uhhh time travel is hard and confusing. )

" Well... If you give me some beil-! "

" Tell me where he is and I will not kill you. (。◕‿‿◕。) " ( Hehe, this is going to be fun. )

" Th-th-they are in 23 at the biggest slave market there! "

" Thank you, you may become food now for Pustoy. " he said as he raises his hand and something thing weird began to happen. He began to have this weird wave of mist around his hands and the color of the mist was just blank. Like a piece of blank paper that you just got but even more blank-er.

The mist had already began to wrap around the soon to be food and begun to work its magic. It slowly drain the prey of it thoughts, it instinct, its passion, and more importantly... their emotions.

" Wha-what are y-you doing? " he manages to sputter

" Sorysorysory, this is the power of my devil fruit, the emoji-emoji fruit or the emotion-emotion fruit. As soon as you get my mist, you can't escape. This is the reason I the most atrocious out of most of my brothers and sisters. The reason why the marine gives me such a high bounty, the reason why I am one of Mama most favoured sons, it is because I would take everything that made you human and make you a hallow thing, a thing that is a shadow of what a humans use to be. I would take over everything that you are and destroy them all. I have done that to 300 people, in just a day and now more then you can ever count! "

Then the mist sucks out a yellow kind of substance from him. The yellow was a kind of a dark shade, that resembles somewhat like a shallow lemon [ or someone pee, I'm just saying... (▰˘◡˘▰) ]. The mist then consumes the yellow substance like the black hole of darkness and if someone could see him then they would see a dark face appears on the mist as it went back to its master.

" Sorysorysory~ Welp, let go to the biggest slave market in the 23 forest, Pustoy? "

" Meeeeehhhhhhaaaaaa- "

" WHAT! Your tummy hurts? Oh, I'm so sorry, I shouldn't let you eat his emotions and thoughts, I should call Temhota to eat it, he better with this. "

" Meeeehhhaa- "

" Yeah, I'm sorry... How about this? I let you eat all the good emotions when we get back to Totland, eh? Not the sour one that you just have all right? "


" Yes, even the flowers homies, now come on, take me to forest 23, which is that way and hurry! "

" MEHA! "


Yeah sorry for the wait but it is summer, so just let me have my rest but I promise I will keep on writing this so don't worry.

Blackbombay is out!

Update time is mostly 28 days unless things happen.