A/N: I did a hunger games simulator... here are some moments from it!

Disclaimer: I do not own the hunger games, or Kingdom Hearts.


Terra is unable to convince Eraqus to not kill him.

NOOOOO BAD ERAQUS

Xehanort, Riku, Saix, and Xion raid Sora's camp while he is hunting.

Riku... Xion... WHY ARE YOU WITH XEHANORT?!

Saix pushes Axel into a pack of wolf mutts.

...SAIX NO

Xemnas screams for help.

Xemnas are you ok? Do you need healing?

Sora runs away from Xemnas.

RUN SORA RUNNNN

Xemnas scares Ansem Seeker of Darkness off.

Wow. just... Wow.

Eraqus and Saix huddle for warmth.

...No comments

Riku defeats Namine in a fight, but spares her life.

YAY RIKU DIDN'T MURDER NAMINE

Ansem the Wise kills Kairi while she is sleeping.

Ansem... Why...

Ansem the Wise scares Ansem Seeker of Darkness off

...HOW?!

Ansem Seeker of Darkness and Sora tell stories about themselves to each other.

Aren't you... enemies?

Saix cries himself to sleep.

Poor Saix... WAIT NEVER MIND. YOU MURDERED AXEL. IS THAT WHY YOU'RE CRYING?!

Sora attacks Ansem the Wise, but Ventus protects him, killing Sora.

VENTUS NO

Xemnas and Namine track down and kill Eraqus.

NAMINE WHY?! HOW COULD YOU?! Actually he killed Terra...

Xemnas, Ventus, and Namine get into a fight. Ventus triumphantly kills them both.

...Is that because Xemnas and Namine killed Eraqus?

Riku and Ansem Seeker of Darkness work together for the day.

...Riku. No. Bad.

Ansem the Wise sets an explosive off, killing Saix, and Ventus.

ANSEM MURDERS EVERYONE. BAD.

Ansem the Wise tends to Ansem Seeker of Darkness's wounds.

YOU WERE SCARING HIM EARLIER?! WHY HELP HIM NOW?!

Ansem the Wise ambushes Riku and kills him.

...HOW?!

The winner is Ansem the Wise from District 10!

...No one is happy with this.


Now onto the next round!


Xehanort spears Sora in the abdomen.

..That better not happen in KH3

Luxord breaks Vanitas's nose for a basket of bread.

dang, Luxord...

Xehanort chases Xigbar.

...Why...?

Ansem Seeker of Darkness and Ansem the Wise split up to search for resources.

ANSEM THE WISE, TOOK YOUR IDENTITY. WHY ARE YOU WORKING WITH HIM?!

Eraqus defeats Roxas in a fight, but spares his life.

...It's because he looks like Ven, isn't it?

Xemnas picks flowers.

...Wow. Just... wow.

Axel stabs Kairi while her back is turned.

AXEL. NO. BAD.

Ventus cries himself to sleep.

poor Ven...

Luxord sets an explosive off, killing Xehanort, and Xigbar.

LUXORD IS ATTACKING EVERY DARKNESS

Riku steals from Eraqus while he isn't looking.

pffft.

Xemnas runs away from Ansem the Wise.

XEMNAS. YOU CAN BEAT HIM. NO NEED RUN.

Saix, Xion, Ansem the Wise, and Ventus tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood.

ANSEM MURDERED YOU, XION AND VENTUS LAST TIME! WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIGHTLYWITH HIM?!

Xemnas attempts to climb a tree, but falls on Riku, killing them both.

...well ok then. R.I.P. Zebra man. 2005-2018... wait a second... 13... ...

Ventus stalks Xion.

No. Bad.

Xion begs for Vanitas to kill her. He refuses, keeping Xion alive.

...Just waiting for the shippers to come...

Axel cries himself to sleep.

Poor Axel...

Ansem the Wise kills Xion with a sickle.

DAMN IT ANSEM.

Ventus kills Axel with a sickle.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE FRIENDS!

Vanitas and Ventus talk about the tributes still alive.

...Aren't you enemies- oh never mind.

The winner is Saix from District 2!


Well... that was something. Onto the last one!


Xigbar, Demyx, and Ansem the Wise get into a fight. Xigbar triumphantly kills them both..

Honestly... ANSEM DESERVED THAT! KARMA!

Axel grabs a jar of fishing bait while Xion gets fishing gear.

Teamwork!

Ansem Seeker of Darkness stabs Xemnas with a tree branch.

heartless kills nobody...

Ventus convinces Vanitas to not kill him, only to kill him instead.

HOLY SEAL, VENTUS PULLED A DOUBLE CROSS!

Riku tends to Xehanort's wounds.

RIKU THAT'S THE BAD GUY!

Ventus, Xigbar, and Aqua discuss the games and what might happen in the morning.

...Xigbar. You're planning something.

Terra and Namine huddle for warmth.

AH FLIP NO, PEOPLE GONNA SHIP IT

Roxas runs away from Namine.

...Why though

Kairi strangles Xehanort after engaging in a fist fight.

HOLY SEAL KAIRI

Terra diverts Sora's attention and runs away.

...Alright then,

Namine destroys Terra's supplies while he is asleep.

Phew... ok people won't ship.

Ventus, Riku, and Sora cheerfully sing songs together.

YAY HAPPY TIMES

Ventus questions his sanity.

Roxas questions his sanity.

This happened on the same time... same day... hmm...

Kairi begs for Ventus to kill her. He refuses, keeping Kairi alive

Yay, Ven didn't kill Kairi!

Ansem Seeker of Darkness and Eraqus huddle for warmth.

...No. comment.

Sora chases Xigbar.

Terra chases Riku.

...Again same day.

Kairi lets Aqua into her shelter.

Yay teamwork!

Xigbar stalks Aqua.

...NO HE BE PLANNING TERRA HE- Oh. He died...

Sora cries himself to sleep.

Roxas sets Kairi on fire with a molotov.

...ROXAS NO! YOU MADE SORA CRY!

Ansem Seeker of Darkness attacks Xion, but Aqua protects her, killing Ansem Seeker of Darkness.

Aqua helping everyone :D

Eraqus snaps Sora's neck.

...ERAQUS NO

Xigbar kills Aqua as she tries to run.

I TOLD YOU! I TOLD YOU HE BE PLANNING SOMETHING

Roxas and Xigbar tell stories about themselves to each other.

Seems peaceful times have come...

Eraqus convinces Xigbar to snuggle with him.

WHAT THE-

Roxas strangles Xigbar with a rope.

Peaceful times have ended!

The winner is Roxas from District 4!


A/N: Well... that was... interesting... Ansem the wise is evil! That's all I have to say,