(A/N: vay heck had more exclamtion marks in the pro log cause hes vay heck, but the editor got rid of them, must be bug. fanfic net needs 2 fix lol

also this is important!!! if you dont like, reed anyway if u want. plus i did the dream 2 quest, but not gona spoil it cause its a big plot twist with a totaly awsome part)

CHAPPER TWOP

teno was back on his space ship tryin 2 do luna levels with the sutpid oculisks. only he was on his ship cause he just dyed to cheap oculisks with disco laser.

"omg this is stupid" teno said. "i need help from john prodman. were is john prodman when u ned him?"

"go fish" said john prodman

"clem" said clem as he picked up a 8 of clubs

"got any 9s" said john prodman

"clem clem" said clem

meanwhile in another cutway gag vay heck was pacing back an forth in mid air caus he is flying type

"stupid teno!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he mutterd. "how am i suposed to kill him with my uber helmet gone?!!?! hek with it. how do u kill him tal rugrer?"

"Councilor, to be quite honest, this Tenno isn't very competent," sas toll regis over the phone. "He keeps running into my lab and dying five times to my electrified water trap, all the while shouting about... what was it? 'Arch bunkers.' Either the Tenno have access to a sitcom from old Earth, or he laments his consistent failures at using that Archwing of his."

"OK BUT WAT DOSE THAT MEAN" said vay heck "I NED AN EVIL PLAN, UR A DOCTER SO GIVE ME 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Inside voices, please. Anyway, I've observed he's had more trouble with the Sentients than we have. The Tenno as a whole appear to have adapted to fighting them, but from what data I've managed to collect, he runs at them and exclusively hits them with his Fragor. From the communication logs I've intercepted, this constantly-failed strategy appears to be based on what an unnamed informant, who I know only as 'Nathan from School,' told him. So-"

"FINALY U DO SOMETHIN GOOD TIL RUTGER!!!! THIS IS EXCELLENT PLAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" vay heck laughed for a whole namosecond he was so hapy with his new evil plan that was also tel rancors but mostly his because tar luger sux. "I WIL MAKE MY NEW ROBO SUIT A CHEEP OCULISK!!!!!!!!! THEN TENO WIL NEVER DEFEAT ME AGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" vay heck sad in an ominas wisper.

as vay heck walks away for his new evil plan, sutpid tol rogor is all like "Just what is the Councilor going to do this time?"

"ordis has a message from AN OVERRATED WASTE OF RAM simaris."

"ok let me se it" says tenno.

ordis played back the msg. "hunter i keep tellin u. u have to scan vay heck. i need for the cassowary. hunter are u even lisening. its like u dont even get my msg. did ordis put malwear in ur mesage sistem?"

"GO TO HELL SIMARIS i mean, go to hek simaris" ordis helpfully adds.

"oh and btw shut up ordis" said simaris even tho he didnt no ordis was going to say anythin. simaris is a master of predictn. u cant beat his pokemon shodan team. he has all the data in the cassowary and with it he beats u with sunkern. flippin sunkern. on a hail team. hes just that good.

"i shoud probaly scan vay heck for simaris" said teno. "then i wont get messeges from him and i can focus on what darth has to say about his new deals. ordis, were is vay heck right now?"

"il figure it out!" ordis asks "lodis where is vay heck right now?"

lotos sais "vay heck left earth and is on that moon i hid that one time. by the way that was rlly cool."

"hes on moon?!1!?" teno grabs bratenoby and fragr and dosent even keep his pistl becos it suck lol and then he gose to the mun!

"ok wheres that ayatan" mario said. "im sure there was an ayatan here because baro sad so on facebook!" 1 thing u might not know, baro never lies on facebook. say wat u will about him and his too high mods prices but he is an honest facebook guy. mario was only gettin the best info.

anyway mario was jumpin around lookin for the ayatan on the moon. but instead of finding an ayatan she sees something in the sky. "oh no its vay heck!" mario runs away like vay heck was giga bowser or somethin. "im not working for vay heck! his benefits are teh phail!"

"oh hey u mentoned vay heck?" teno walks arond a corner. "i ned to find vay heck!"

"wel, u show up at right time. vay heck is over there shoutin." mario listens for a second then says, "shoutin about oculisks. oh yeah theres also a bunch of oculisks so dont get seen by the spy oculisks."

"ok thank u mario. is ur adventure over?"

"no im gona find this ayatan." mario leaves and says "good luck man."

"good luck"

then teno sneaks outside listening to vay heck. "MOOHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHEN I TURN MY SUIT INTO AN OCULISK I WIL BE UNSTOPABALL!!!!!!!!!!" and vay hecks suit had a huge net for catchin an oculisk with!

"onoz! teno said "hes goin to turn his suit into an oculisk!'

"hunter what did i tel u about vay heck" simaris says over group chat

which alerted vay heck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"oh g whiz thanks simaris, u suck!" teno sad as he try to scan vay heck. he get 1 point but vay heck start to fly up usual 10000 namometers shoting "COWADLY SPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ILL ONLY LEAVE CHARD REMANS BEHIND OF U!"

"not if i make u into chard remans first!" some1 sad. it was... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...ember!

"OMG WAT EMBER HOW THE **** U GET HEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" vay heck sas to himself.

"dosent mater" emebr sad as he drop down and punch vay heck in the face and also hit him with fire. "now teno use ur warfarame power to ice him!"

and teno uses his 1 power wich is ok when u need rng freeze but otherwise if ur alone hashtag just snow globe bro. but every1 gets mad when u put up snow glob in party cause it stops bullets. this is an educational semanar by drbackspace. thank u, thank u.

anyway vay heck is frozen and then teno scan 2 more points! but vay heck has one more and he shakes ember off then stats flying again!

teshin appeard in obi wan mentor vision again, "teno... scan him even when he flies... scan has unlimitid range..."

"ok good idea" said teno and he scaned the last point on vay heck! simaris finaly shut up about vay hack now!

"thank u hunter" said simaris- OMG SIMARIS I JUST SAD U SHUT UP ABOT VAY HECK

"oh ok" simaris said to narator.

"HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" vay heck said. "THAT IS FUNY TENO. REAL FUNN. BUT NOW!!!!!!!!!!! I CATCH AN OCULISK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" becas an oculisk walked out and vay heck caught it in net when it trys to fly away!

"onoz!" teno sad! "srsly where is john prodman when u need him?!"

john prodman sighed at tv as he watch it.

the host says "this question is ftw, get this 1, the ruk family steels, the ruk family wins the game. u miss, the bek family wins the game. give me a word that gos after this. hungry what?"

"hungry milk!" says sargas ruk. "im gonna go with, hungry milk!"

"good answer!" says sargas ruk's cousin sargonas ruk

"oh com on" john prodman says "thats not it, obvs"

"hungry milk." the host says in the way he says it like he thinks its dumb. "folks lemme tell you i was expectin a lot of things but hungry milk, hungry milk was not one of em." the host says "hungry milk!"

BZZZT

"srsly" john prodman says "what the hek was that, hungry milk? even 'hungry kavat' was better answer."

teno tried to shot at vay heck but he used the ocilisk as a shield against bratenoby! and ember coudnt reach him either, it looked like he was gona get away!!!

"not today vay heck! this is for ur sucky benifits packag!" an mario pulls out a rocket luncher that she stole from a bombad and lunches a rocket and shoots the net with the oculisk!

under his breath, vay heck once again whispers, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! "

the oculisk flys away and then vay heck has to fly away to because a bunch of oculisks appear and start to shot him from too far to catch with net. while oculisks were busy, lotas extract teno and embar and mario.

"thanks mario" said teno. "hey no problem" said mario "i found the ayatan and then i was all like u know wat? vay heck sucks. im gonna shoot him with a rocket lancher." "radical" said teno.

back on his ship, teno was talkin to simaris. "hunter you finally got the vay heck scan. grats and gj"

"simaris" teno said, "next time when you want to remind me to scan something, pm me, dont post it in general chat"

"hunter" simaris said "ur forgettin 1 thing. general chat is just how i roll." simaris is a loose cannon, not sure if he is a good cop tho

"ok w/e -_-" teno says. "anyway-"

"phone call for you operator, ANSWER IT NOW when u are ready" said ordis. teno looked at his phone to see who was callin.

it was... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...dartho!

-TO BE CONTINUED LATER OR MAYBE NOT, IT DEPENDS-