11AU where Jaden meets Alexis when he accidentally texts the wrong number. Fluff. Humor. Cringe. Teenage Drama. Modern day setting. Jaden is slightly less clueless than in anime. A lot less clueless. Has the emotional maturity level almost up to par with an average high schooler
First time trying such a thing.
Key:
This is Jaden
This is Alexis
October 1
(2:03) I'm here at the alleyway like I promised
(2:03) Now you have to keep your promise too. What does "I'm gonna mess you up" mean?
(2:05) I believe that you have the wrong number.
(2:06) Although I am quite curious as to who you were having this conversation with, and the context in which you were having it.
(2:07) Ah whoops! My bad!
(2:07) Chazz told me to meet him after school in an alleyway. He said he was going to mess me up, but I'm not sure what that means.
(2:08) I just got this phone, so I don't have any contacts saved yet. Probs why I messed up a number
(2:09) …
(2:09) Remind me how old you are?
(2:13) I apologize if that sounded creepy. Only trying to see how young you have to be to not understand what "mess you up" means.
(2:15) I do applaud you on keeping safe online habits though. On that note, I'm just going to delete this conversation. Bye.
(2:17) Oh shoot sorry, was looking for Chazz to see if he came so I wasn't paying attention to my phone. Sorry bout that!
(2:17) I'm 16 btw, since you were asking
(2:18) I retract my former statement.
(2:18) Do you know what mess you up means?
(2:18) Are you seriously asking strangers for advice? You know google is a thing right?
(2:19) Yeah I do. What about it?
(2:19) …If I was a stalker right now…
(2:19) Never mind. What is your relationship with this… "Chazz"?
(2:19) We're like, really good friends! He's really nice to me and everything, but sometimes he gets a bit annoyed at me
(2:19) What does that have to do with messing you up?
(2:20) I think that perhaps, you should reconsider your idea of friendship. Unless it involves a good deal of pain and a black eye in the near future
(2:21) Oh I see him! I'm gonna go say hi. Cya! TTYL!
(2:22) I cannot believe you just said TTYL under our given circumstances. You probably also will not live to see another day anyways.
(2:23) Best of luck in getting "messed up."
This is Zane
(3:39) So who were you texting today in Latin?
(3:41) I have no idea what you mean.
(3:41) Please. You were snorting so loudly that the entire class could hear you
(3:42) Imagine the faces of people hearing the Ice Queen snort
(3:42) …
(3:42) So who was it?
(3:43) You're relentless, did you know that?
(3:43) Well?
(3:44) It wasn't even anyone important. Some wrong number texted me, and he was trying to figure out what "mess you up" mean after someone told him to meet them in an alleyway.
(3:44) Like seriously, how much denser can you possibly get?
(3:44) He was even giving away his personal information like no one's business
(3:45) And for that matter, his "friend's" personal information as well
(3:45) Chill. You seem unusually flustered today
(3:46) .
(3:47) What gave you that impression?
(3:47) Let's be real here. You typed a series of four messages in rapid succession. That's like you not using sarcasm.
(3:48) Also, you didn't punctuate two of your sentences
(3:49) You're such a kind and supporting friend
(3:49) I aim to please, madam
(3:50) Are you flustered because of wrong number?
(3:51) NO! What gave you that impression?
(3:52) Holy shit. Alexis pulling out the all caps PLUS double exclam points? The world is officially ending tomorrow. She's gonna start swearing before you know it!
(3:53) This has just become needless cyberbullying at this point.
(3:54) Also, maybe.
(3:54) Maybe what, may I ask?
(3:55) I hate you so much right now, words cannot express it enough.
(3:55) All the better to annoy you with, my dear
(3:56) I'd never thought you'd stoop down to the level of Little Red Riding Hood.
(3:57) Also, as much as I'd like to entertain your endless teasing, I have a cram class to attend.
(3:57) You never answered my question, you know
(3:58) Alexis and wrong number sitting in a tree. G
(4:02) Ignoring me now, huh? I can already see your blush
(4:08) Little bitch
(4:09) Aha! She swore!
(7:41) That was pretty fun! Though I still don't know what getting messed up means
(7:45) You either are incredibly masochistic, or are far closer to "Chazz" than originally thought.
(7:46) I'm inclined to go with the first option. What happened?
(7:47) I just went up to him and said hi, and asked him what "messed up" means
(7:47) He just sighed a lot for no reason, and then called me hopeless
(7:48) Which is weird because I think I'm a pretty positive person
(7:48) I don't find that incredibly difficult to imagine.
(7:49) And then we played Hearthstone until Chazz's phone died
(7:50) Wait. You play Hearthstone?(!) As in, the online trading card game, Hearthstone?
(7:50) Oh yeah! Everyone at our school does
(7:51) It's really popular there for some reason. We have a whole ranking system and everything, though I don't pay much attention to that
(7:51) I kinda just play for fun, you know?
(7:54) Hello? You still there?
(7:55) Oh sorry. I was thinking about something.
(7:56) Hey that reminds me! Do you play?
(7:59) ?
(8:01) ...Yeah I play.
(8:01) Alright! Let's play against each other!
(8:02) I'm TheAmazingHero
(8:02) Add me!
(8:03) You know, people are usually more graceful when asking for a girl's number. Then again, you already have it, so I'm not sure anymore.
(8:03) You're a girl?
(8:05) Fuck.
(8:03) Fine. Whatever. Yes I'm a girl.
(8:05) If it was anyone else, I'd be worried. But considering the type of person you are, I'm somehow not worried in the slightest. Then again, you could just be pretending… nah. No one would be smart enough to be that dumb.
(8:06) Hahaha, I understood most of that I guess.
(8:06) You didn't understand anything I said, did you?
(8:07) Well, I understood that you are a girl?
(8:07) You can't see me right now, but I am facepalming very heavily.
(8:08) Okay, sure I guess. Anyways, add me please?
(8:08) I wanna play!
(8:09) Taken out of context, that sounds very strange.
(8:11) I added you by the way.
(8:13) Are you IceQueen?
(8:14) Yeah, that's me.
(8:15) I'm challenging you right now
(8:15) Got it. Let's go.
(8:16) Alright! Get your game on!
(8:16) What kind of battlecry is that…
(8:24) Good game! You almost had me there! :D
(8:24) Ugh, of course you're a dirty combo deck that is basically entirely luck dependent. I didn't even draw my Frost Lich Jaina.
(8:25) Hahaha. If I didn't draw my Uthor of the Ebon Blade right when I did, I woulda been done for sure!
(8:25) Luckiest kid on the planet I swear. Literally topdecked the right card for every single draw.
(8:26) You should play Zane. You'd get whooped by that guy.
(8:27) Zane?
(8:29) Fuck. I did it again didn't I?
(8:30) Oh well, it's not like he needs to find out about this anyways. He's a Dragon Priest player who consistently hits top ten on the North American servers.
(8:31) Woah that's really good. I wanna play him now!
(8:32) You have a long ways to go. Do you only play Paladin?
(8:32) Yeah
(8:33) It's the only class that does JUSTICE!
(8:34) It's about the worst class in the game though…
(8:34) I doubt you could even get to rank 5 with that deck, much less hit legend.
(8:35) Haha, I haven't gotten past rank 10 with it
(8:35) That's even worse
(8:36) But it's fun, so I don't mind
(8:39) I don't really understand that, but I guess I can respect that.
(8:40) What about you?
(8:41) ?
(8:41) Do you only play Freeze Mage?
(8:42) Yeah. I like the oppressiveness of the deck.
(8:42) Ah shoot, parents are calling
(8:42) TTYL! I'll def play you again! :))))
(8:43) *Sighs* Your enthusiasm astounds me. ttyl I guess.
October 2
(7:48) Class is soooo BORING asdfghjkl; *yawns* xD ;:; ;'( a;dslkfj
(7:52) ...Are you high?
(7:53) Hey I just learned the meaning of high a few months ago!
(7:53) Should I be surprised?
(7:53) But no, I'm not high. Just BORED OF MATHHHH
(7:54) Are you seriously texting in class?
(7:54) Shouldn't you be, oh I don't know, paying attention?
(7:55) Yeah I'm texting in class. But I sleep in class usually anyways, so it doesn't really matter. Besides I'm passing, so that's all that matters
(7:58) Hey! Barely passing still counts as passing!
(7:59) I didn't say anything.
(8:00) Besides, aren't you also texting in class?
(8:01) …
(8:01) You texted first. I'm merely responding.
(8:02) So you're texting in class?
(8:03) Ugh.
(8:04) You're almost as bad as Zane, and that's saying something.
(8:05) Yes I am texting in class.
(8:06) I knew it! Also, you wanna play right now?
(8:06) Seriously? I have something called "grades" to maintain you know. And a "reputation."
(8:07) What does that have to do with playing Hearthstone?
(8:08) Never mind. Out of all the wrong numbers that could have possibly texted me, why did it have be be a clueless rank 10 dunce who's barely passing math…
(8:09) Aw c'mon, that's pretty harsh, even for you.
(8:10) We've "known" each other for literally two days. How could you possibly know my average harshness level?
(8:11) IT'S OVER 9000!
(8:13) *deletes conversation, blocks number, removes contact*
(8:14) Woah I'm a contact on your phone? That's really nice actually. Thanks! :D
(8:15) Don't get too big of a head. You're labelled as "Wrong number Rank 10 Scrub."
(8:15) Oh shoot, I totally forgot to give you my name, huh? I'm Jaden Yuki.
(8:16) You're not supposed to… Oh what the actual fuck who am I kidding. This is normal behavior at this point.
(8:17) Oh shoot teacher's comin better stash the phone. TTYL!
(8:18) Do you think that if I text enough, the teacher will hear and confiscate your phone?
This is Chazz
(11:11) So who were you texting in class today?
(11:13) I honestly have no idea
(11:14) Didn't seem like it. I'm pretty sure the entire class was aware of the fact that Jaden Yuki wasn't sleeping in class. And you sure as hell weren't playing Hearthstone. Your phone wasn't sideways
(11:14) No seriously, I have no clue who I'm texting. All I know is that she's some Legend Rank girl who plays Freeze Mage and has a top 10 legend friend named Zane.
(11:15) Woah woah woah there, chill little buddy. I need you to start from the beginning. How the fuck did this happen?
(11:17) Basically, I texted her by accident when I was trying to ask you what "mess you up" meant. And then we kinda just got into a conversation, and we played Hearthstone.
(11:18) And we just kept talking after that I guess.
(11:18) I refuse to accept that slacker has gotten two girls before THE Chazz Princeton has even gotten one.
(11:19) I don't think it's anything like that lol. She just plays Hearthstone
(11:20) Yeah, holy moly. She's legend rank? That's insane. Did you get your ass beat?
(11:20) No, actually I won! It was really close though. Her deck is really fun to play against! I wanna play her again some time.
(11:21) This is the first time someone has said that Freeze Mage is fun to play against. Also, wtf you beat her? A Legend Rank player?
(11:22) Yup! I drew Uthor at the last second and did the combo!
(11:22) Oh right. You are your fucking topdecks I swear to god. How come RNGesus (1) never helps ME for god's sake. Why'd he choose some amateur like you?
(11:22) :D
(11:23) I'm warning you though. Don't let Yubel find out about this. God forbid her precious Jaden Yuki talk to another girl
(11:23) What do you mean?
(11:24) Never mind. I'm sighing, in case you can't see
(11:25) Okay! Talk to you after class!
(11:11) He plays Hearthstone.
(11:15) I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that you aren't talking about Bastion
(11:16) Sick meme by the way. Bastion playing a game of chance.
(11:16) So you're talking about that wrong number of yours?
(11:16) Yeah. He's like, rank 10, but I um, kind of lost to his Paladin combo deck.
(11:17) Wait you actually lost to the most gimmicky deck in the game? I'm actually disappointed in you…
(11:17) No I swear it's not my fault! He literally got the combo right on turn 10. There was literally zero counterplay
(11:17) His topdecks were actually insane
(11:18) Besides, combo decks DESTROY freeze mage.
(11:18) Still… The fact that you lost to some rank 10 scrub. Are you sure you're not losing your touch?
(11:19) Heck no. I'd challenge you, but that'd be about the dumbest thing I could do right now.
(11:20) I see what you're trying to do
(11:20) Trying to switch the topic away from wrong number eh?
(11:20) I'm not! I don't understand why you're so hung up on this! He's just some random idiot.
(11:21) Really?
(11:21) That guy is actually so dumb! He literally just THREW me his full name. It's Jaden Yuki, by the way
(11:21) I uh, may have accidentally revealed that I'm a girl too.
(11:22) *Sigh* At least you didn't give away anyone's name like he did
(11:25) Hello?
(11:26) Yeah. Sorry, zoned out a bit.
(11:27) Anyways, yeah. I didn't.
(11:28) Isn't it kind of weird though? That there's this random guy on the internet that I'm talking to and I don't feel that strange about it?
(11:29) G
(11:29) I'm resisting the urge to walk into your history class and murder you.
(11:36) I didn't actually mean that you know
(11:40) You're really leaving me hanging like this?
(11:41) I found his Facebook
(11:47) You did what.
(11:48) I found Yuki's FB. There's not many people with the name you know
(11:49) His stuff is all on private, which is surprising because of his lack of internet awareness, but you can see his profile pic
(11:53) You're a fucking stalker.
(11:53) Heh, did you just look him up too?
(11:55) Shut up
(11:55) So, what do you think? Is he hot?
(11:56) I plead the fifth.
(11:56) Which is akin to admitting guilt
(11:57) So you do find him hot
(11:58) Have I said that I hate you before?
(11:58) Okay! Fine! He's kinda hot I guess.
(11:58) What does that have to do with anything?
(11:59) Bet you can't wait to get in those pants *winks*
(12:00) I'm out. Bye. Cya never
(12:01) G
(4:39) I figure since you told me your name, I'll tell you mine?
(4:40) I'm Alexis Rhodes
(4:44) Hey Alexis! How's it going?
(4:44) Good, I guess.
(4:45) You up for a game?
(4:46) Sure, one sec.
(4:46) Np
(4:57) I guess you can't get lucky everytime huh?
(4:58) GG! That was really well played and a lot of fun!
(4:58) Okay, this is pretty random, but I uh, kinda looked you up on facebook.
(4:59) I wasn't trying to be creepy or anything, I promise!
(5:00) It just uh
(5:01) You should add me on FB! Then we can be friends on there!
(5:02) I am just so fucking done with this universe and all its fucked up inhabitants
(5:03) God help us all
**/ (5:10) Jaden Yuki has accepted your friend request /**
(1): RNG means random number generator. It refers to an event based solely on chance. RNGesus is a play on the words RNG and Jesus. As if RNG and chance had a god behind it
This fanfic is going to destroy any remains of writing ability I have left. Texting? Really? Now who thought this would be a good idea?
Anyways, this WILL be a giant JadenxAlexis kind of thing. Yubel is a villain here without a doubt
Next chapter is Yubel drama