Thanks for reading! I've always had a soft spot for the Newsman, and Gonzo is my favorite weirdo, after my partner, who is a very manly Muppet. This story was one I originally published on Muppet Central Forum; if you enjoyed it, I highly recommend you check out some of the other great stories in the Fan Fiction section. "Kermie's Girl" by Ruahnna is especially wonderful, with high drama and ushgush.

Reviews welcome!