Banjo and Kazooie had no idea just how they ended up in Inkopolis. Perhaps it was another trick by their nefarious arch enemy Gruntilda Winkybunion... which turned out to be the case as the warty green witch used her dark witchcraft to send the bear and bird away to another random location, as per usual!
"Let's see them try and get through this!" Gruntilda cackled as she tapped her fingertips together with a witchy grin on her face. "They'll fall in that goop and sink like pass!"
Banjo and Kazooie turned around to see if they were actually hearing Grunty, who hid behind the various skyscrapers as they looked at each other and shrugged, turning around to head forward as they noticed all the Inkopolis citizens looking at them oddly.
"...Why are these weird humans looking like squids?" Banjo asked as he rubbed his chin with his left hand, his right paw resting on his hips that were covered up by his iconic yellow shorts.
Kazooie shook her head as she licked her beak, placing her red wings on the blue backpack she resided in. "I have no idea, but I am craving seafood for some reason..."
Banjo noticed that the Inklings were looking at them oddly, with the squid kids pointing their ink guns at them. "Uhh, Kazooie..."
"Oh please. My eggs can take care of them!" Kazooie snapped with confidence as she forced herself into being a gun, blasting several regular blue eggs at the Inklings.
This was a pretty bad idea as in response the Inklings began shooting different colored ink at the bear and bird duo, with Banjo running as fast as he could while Kazooie fired several fire eggs, burning up the squids as she forced them to transform and hide into the paint.
"Where did they go?"
"Who cares? Just keep running and leave the egg shooting to me!"