Banjo and Kazooie were off on another adventure, feeling the urge to go around the world for jiggies and music notes, collecting the bunch of assorted yellow shiny objects as they were in their path. What they didn't expect is that they would bump into classic cartoon characters on the way, as the duo were right in front of a rabbit hole that belonged to the world's most famous hare...
"Hey Banjo, take a look down there." Kazooie stated as she was on her own two feet and not in the blue backpack she would usually stay in.
Banjo rubbed his chin with his left hand as he adjusted his yellow shorts with his right hand. "I dunno, Kazooie... something seems pretty odd about it."
"Eh... what's up, doc?" Bugs Bunny stated as he appeared behind Banjo and Kazooie, munching on a carrot as he towered over the bear and bird duo.
"Whoa! You're a big rabbit!" Banjo exclaimed in shock as he nearly stumbled back into the hole from shock.
"For you." Bugs responded as he had a surgeon's mask on, chucking it behind him as he smirked.
"You think you're real clever, huh?" Kazooie remarked as she placed her red wing on her feathery hip while moving her other wing around.
Bugs casually shrugged in response. "As much as I can get away with, beak boy."
"I'm a girl, you maroon." Kazooie muttered as she rolled her eyes.
"Kinda hard to tell with your dry tone, doc." Bugs responded as he was still eating.
Kazooie scoffed. "Well who are you to talk? You sound like you had too many carrots."
"Kazooie!" Banjo snapped as he grabbed Kazooie by the neck.
"...You do that to her on a regular basis?" Bugs asked cautiously as he seemed a bit unnerved by this course of action.
"Eh, she gets used to it." Banjo explained as he moved both of his paws.
As Bugs was going to say something else, several bullets were shot in the air, causing the trio of talking funny animals to duck. Speaking of which, Daffy Duck ran right up to the duo, being covered in several shots that he managed to tank due to being a cartoon character.
"We gotta hide, Bugs! That fool Elmer teamed up with Sam, and oh are they despicable!" Daffy explained as he then glanced at Banjo and Kazooie, squinting his eyes. "...And who are these chumps?"
"Some associates of mine. Come on, let's go into my hole," Bugs calmly stated as he pushed Daffy in, motioning Banjo and Kazooie to follow him as they did, with several more bullets being fired.
Elmer Fudd and Yosemite Sam both ran to where the animal bunch were, both of them being angry as they held their guns firmly.
"Ooh! That scwewy duck thinks he's so smawt going down thewe!" Elmer remarked as he clenched his rifle. "He and that wabbit play so unfaiw!"
"Darn tooting! I'm gonna blast him... and then get that stupid hare of his!" Sam added as he peered down into the hole. "Ya varmints hear that? You're gonna be toast like a roast!"
Off in the distance in the sky was Gruntilda Winkybunion, who as usual followed her arch enemies to wherever they ventured, with her taking pleasure in whatever mishaps they ended up getting roped into.
"I like it when a good bit of mayhem goes on..." Gruntilda stated as she watched from the distance, with her munching on popcorn as she was riding on a new broomstick.