The architect knelt before Emperor Palpatine. The Emperor rasped, "Is planning the second Death Star proceeding according to plan?"

"Yes, your Imperial Highness. No unfortunate exhaust ports are necessary."

"Good... Also, I want a shaft going from the main reactor to my throne room. It's traditional Naboo architecture and I wish to bask in the not quite unlimited power."

Radiation. Falls. Potentially his liability. The architect thought fast. "A transparent floor would have a similar effect while being considerably saf-"

He was cut off by force lightning. No one criticised the Emperor and lived.

Finding architects was increasingly hard though.

The End