Hai! Here's ten new rules!


Rule #11

Do not track Changewings alone, they will hypnotize you with their color changing scales.

( I totally don't speak from experience.)

Rule #12

Do not over feed gronckles.

They will barf lava EVERYWHERE!

Even if they give you the puppy dog eyes.

Rule #13

A black market of sweets and cakes is not allowed.

Honestly Fishleg's mother makes the best desserts.

She took it as a compliment.

But Stoic didn't like it much when us kids were passing around sweets during his speech.

Rule #14

You are not allowed to wear your sleep clothes to dragon training.

It was actually the twins this time, not me!

Rule #15

DO NOT DRINK ALE BEFORE IMPORTANT TOWN MEETINGS!

FURTHERMORE, DO NOT GIVE DRAGONS ALE.

FOR THE LOVE OF THOR THIS IS COMMON SENSE!

Rule #16

The Book of Dragons shall not be used to play catch.

Rule #17

Do not challenge Astrid to anything, she will win.

I REPEAT.

SHE.

WILL.

WIN.

I even challenged her to a sucking up competition.

The only reason she won was because Hiccup blushed and then tripped over his own spare leg.

Rule #18

Gothi's Terrible Terrors are not allowed to be involved in any pranks.

They get too good at it.

Soon they'll be pulling pranks by themselves.

Rule #19

Literally any of the Dragon Riders beside Hiccup are not allowed to babysit.

Use your imagination

Rule #20

Don't cut your hair without telling the others.

Astrid threw an axe at me thinking I was an intruder in the arena.

Ruffnut thought I was insane for cutting it.

Surprisingly Tuffnut did too.


Thanks for reading! Bai!