If anyone has any ideas for chapters, I'm open to suggestions.

Also, how do you feel about there being a WG Yonko meeting in neutral settings. Because I kind of want Big Mom and Whitebeard to have an excuse to find out about the curious case of Shanks and Mihawk. If anyone has any better suggestions as to them finding out I'd be fine with it. Like maybe a Women's Rights group(The strong women's association) headed up by Big Mom and Vice Admiral Tsuru, and they finally get Mihawk to attend.

:I do not own the characters. Citation on the first page.

The Red Haired Pirates as a whole didn't really understand the extent of their captains obliviousness until one particular day in the East Blue, on one of their 'vacations'. It was on that day that they found another former member of the Roger Pirates, one who was pretending to be a weak East Blue pirate(by… actually being a weak East Blue pirate?).

Buggy the Clown was a very interesting person, and while at first it seemed like he hated Shanks and their Captain was being obtuse about it, he actually did care for their Captain. But they noticed something weird while visiting the Clown.

Only Benn Beckman, out of all the Red Haired Pirates, had really believed that their Captain didn't know anything about romance. The rest just thought that Shanks was either messing with them, or that he was just a bit oblivious. And it did make sense, because Shanks needed Benn to actually keep track of current events that didn't involve the things he focused on(Mostly Mihawk and the Warlord system. But mostly Mihawk.).

One night, however, after pretty much getting really drunk and sitting around on the decks of both the Red Force and Buggy's ship, Shanks just kind of wandered off with barely a word. Now, this wasn't so unusual, because the usually distracted Captain got even more distracted when drunk, and was liable to wander off at the slightest provocation.

No, it was after one of Buggy's men cracked a crude joke that things got interesting.

"Shanks? He doesn't know anything about the 'Birds and the Bees', or romance in general for that matter," Buggy explained in almost a mocking tone of voice(though everyone could hear the underlying pity in his tone).

"How could he not?" Cabaji, one of Buggy's crew asked, "He's an adult, you don't get to be that old without figuring a few things out." But every member of the Red Haired Pirates looked around with dawning understanding.

"You know why Shanks doesn't know anything about romance," Benn narrowed his eyes dangerously, "If you tell me, I'll tell you something that will give you a laugh about my Captain."

"Deal," Buggy said quickly not wanting to get on the bad side of the very dangerous man.

"It's Rayleigh's fault. I mean, it's also kind of Captain Roger's fault through inaction, but mostly it's Rayleigh's fault. We were young, impressionable cabin boys, and the person pretty much in charge of our education was Rayleigh. And he thought it was hilarious not to tell us anything about puberty, because it would be funny to make us ask embarrassing questions, except Shanks never did. He just took it all in stride because no one talked about it, and by the time anyone would have realized the crew had already been disbanded and Captain Roger executed," Buggy gibbered out in a terrified fashion. Because WOW, Shanks had picked a scary first mate.

Benn Beckman seemed to look of into the distance(though a particularly discerning person could tell that he was looking in the direction of Sabaody), "I see. I suppose that next time I see Rayleigh I'll have to make him understand exactly what he did wrong…"

Buggy looked at him flatly, joined by pretty much everyone else, "You aren't strong enough to match Rayleigh. Like, I know it's bad, but pretty much only Roger could overpower and outstubborn him and most of the time they were on the same page."

Benn smiled grimly, "You want to bet? After the torture he has put me through, I'm sure I can think of something. And I think the information I'm about to tell you would be a pretty good punishment for him as well."

"Shanks likes Mihawk."

Pretty much everyone erupted in pandamonium before Buggy screamed over everyone, body parts separating, "WHAAAAT? THE WORLD'S GREATEST SWORDSMAN, DRACULE MIHAWK! HE LIKES HER!"

"Yes, but that's not the issue. No, Shanks doesn't know what romance is. Mihawk is similarly oblivious, I know, because when I tried to talk to her about it she grossly misunderstood. And she likes him as well, and it is the most frustrating thing I have ever experienced!" The Red Haired Pirates looked and their first mate in shock, because he hardly ever raised his voice in frustration.

Just then steps came running back up the gangplank.

"Guys, look at what I found! A Devil Fruit in the East Blue, that's so unlikely! Though it's kind of a lame one…"

And the conversation was shelved for another day, though Benn Beckman would remember to speak with Rayleigh later.

Buggy just gained an even bigger headache, but still gloated in the back of his mind after Shanks left the island about actually having dated a few lady pirates in his time. About ten years later though, he would look back in horror at the mini Shanks and think that his mindset was infectious.

:And now, the title makes more sense. And the intro of Buggy! Who isn't really important beyond exposition. I just love longsuffering Benn Beckman, who will make Rayleigh pay if it is the last thing he does.