55Drem yol lok everyone! First off I must say for the longest time I never actually thought about combining Skyrim and Fairy Tail. I have no idea why, just never came to mind. Then out of curiosity I check out this page, read one of the stories and BOOM! Here we are. Now it will follow the Skyrim story almost to a T. But a few things will be changed for convenience and some for fun. You'll see when it comes up. Anyway enjoy!
Even we, who ride the currents of time cannot see past it's end. -Paarthurnax
Skyrim. A land of harsh, frozen weather and great beauty. It had seem much conflict in the past few years. From a full on civil war, too actual dragons raining down fire and frost from the sky, hell even a vampire uprising. However despite all that chaos one man had not only stopped it all. But made the homeland of the Nordic race peaceful once more... Well as peaceful as it get's around here anyway.
This man is known by many names. Hero, saviour, soldier, drunker and the list goes on. However he is most commonly known by one. In the language of the dragons he is Dovahkiin, however to his people, he is Dragonborn! But you all can just call him Erdan White-Mare. Right now he was preforming his favorite downtime activity. Getting drunk off his ass.
"T-Tanks f-for the drunk...barten- 'Hic' bartender lady." He shouted as he left Candlehearth Hall. A noticeable wobble in his step. Stepping out into the snowy streets of Windhelm, was a tall muscular Nord man. With longer then average dark white hair and a beard, with light skin and green eyes. As he tried to put back on his Dragonbone helmet something didn't seem right.
"What the heck? W-W-Why is so 'Hic' dark?" The answer being that somehow he'd put it on backwards. Yes people Erdan's that drunk.
"Ha! You lightweight." Said another Nord from behind him. Who appeared to be just as drunk as he was. A few seconds later, he passed out right into a snow bank.
As he stumbled along. Erdan fixed his helmet, just before bumping into someone dressed in blue robes. "Watch where your going you filthy drunk!" He shot harshly before continuing on his way.
"Oh yah? W-Well... you too! Ha showed him." That's where the intoxicated Dovahkiin noticed the robed man had dropped something. Normally he'd try and return this persons lost property. But he was a dick so, hey free loot!
Picking it up, it appeared to be a magic scroll. A drunken smirk stretched across his face. For you see, now it was time for another one of his favourite drunken activities. Something he simply called...
"DRUNK MAGIC!" He screamed to the heavens right before racing out of the city gates. Surprisingly no longer tripping over his own feet. After leaving the city, and making sure there was enough wide open space. It was time for some fun! Opening it, he saw the usual magic writing you'd find on any scroll. But after an initial skim of the words it was clear that this was not a spell he'd seen before. Either that, or he's so drunk he forgot how to read. But no matter which it was this will still be fun.
Funnelling magic into the scroll. It immediately after burned away with electric blue flames. Once it did, Erdan could feel the magic power build in his hands. Accentuated by electric blue swirling balls resting in his palms.
"Oh this will be cool." Swaying his arms slowly to the right. He stood tall, hands stretched under him. Raising the right one high above his head, he brought it down to the ground, causing a large explosion of energy. Surrounding him was a large twister of magic power that extended high into the heavens.
At the amazing display all he could say was. "Ah man. So pretty." With a drunken slur.
Feeling a tingle on his feet. The Dovahkiin saw his legs begin to dematerialize. "WHAT IN THE 16 REALMS OF OBLIVION IS HAPPENING!?" He shouted. With his body disappearing more by the second he tried his best to escape the vortex of magic. But he could no longer move. Everything up to his neck was now gone with no signs of stopping. Just before his head vanished he let out a mighty shout, then silence. The vortex vanishing immediately after.
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"AAAAAAHHHHHH!" Erdan screamed. However it slowly stopped as he noticed everything was ok. Examining himself, everything seemed to be present. Legs, arms, torso, head, armour and the sword on his hip all intact.
"Oh thank the Nine." He said while breathing a sigh of relief. "That was defiantly among the top 'Hic' five weirdest things that's ever happened to me." Looking around, he could see that the environment had changed. No longer was he in a near frozen tundra. Instead it was an almost barren and hot wasteland, filled with many chasms along the ground.
"What the heck? Either I'm way drunker then I thought or something ain't right here." All of a sudden he heard a sound. Turning in it's direction, he saw a large dust cloud approaching fast. At first he thought it might be some kind of dust storm. But as it got closer he saw figures inside. It eventually stopped in front of him, revealing large monkey-like beings with green fur, that had hearts along their arms and purplish skin.
"Wow." Was his only response.
"Lookey what we have here." Said a bigger one who looked to be their leader. "Another human walks into our turf. Don't you know how what happens to your kind when they come here?"
"Look monkey boy, I don't ev- 'Hic' even know where I am. So either tell me or fetch me another bottle of mead... you know what do both anyway." This creature was clearly not very happy with this fools words. How dare he talk to him like that! The fact he was clearly drunk didn't help much either.
"Your a real cheeky drunk you know that." His only response was a drunken laugh. Ok that's it! "Your really pissing me off you little runt. Prepare to die!" Rearing back his massive fist, the beast went right for Erdan's chest. Making contact, the drunken Dragonborn skid back a few feet a grunt exiting his throat. After a moment the large ape gripped his throbbing hand.
"Damn that armour is tough. Is it made of bones? What kind are they?" It wondered. Stretching out his body Erdan seemed relatively find despite taking that blow.
"Just because you have weird armour doesn't mean your safe! I'm still gonna ki-" It's gloating was interrupted when a huge shard of ice wedged itself into his shoulder. Screaming out in pain, it saw his opponent with mist radiating off his left hand.
"Shouldn't have done that monkey." He told him with an intense stare.
"Shit your a wizard? Doesn't matter, I've killed your kind before!" Charging right into battle the monkey creature readied another punch, While at the same time our drunken Dragonborn reached for his sword. Ducking under the left hock, Erdan slashed it right across the chest. The sword was European style with an ebony handle and guard, a ring on the end of the handle plus a thinner streak going along the actual blade. Speaking of, the blade looked to be made out of the exact same type of bone as his armour. Finishing it up was a weird rune in the middle of the guard.
Not only did this leave a huge cut along it's chest, but for a moment, it swore the sword glowed a combination of red and green. "Damn! What's with that thing?"
"This is my baby, I call her Leech Fang. And she's going to cut," Erdan smacked the side of it into his gauntlet making a loud clunk sound. "you up!" The monkey monster roared in anger as it continued it's assault. Jumping into the air, it tried to go for an axe kick. But it never made contact as Erdan hopped out of the way, stumbling a little due to his still being heavily intoxicated. The beast got closer and took a swing but it was again dodged. Mainly because his target lost balance and stumbled backwards. As he went back, his foot was sent right into it's jaw, knocking it back a bit.
As he got back up Leech Fang was sent into a downward slash, which hit it's stunned target. The Ape-like creature screamed both in pain and rage. This drunken fool was making a mockery of him in front of his pack. And he will not stand for this!
"YOUR DEAD YOU FUCKING SHRIMP!"
"W-w-wait a 'Hic' second mate. I got something to s-say first." It was clear that this thing wasn't going to listen but in the few seconds before Erdan would have gotten a punch to the face, he was able to say, "Ven Gaar Nos!" A large puff of air left his mouth immediately after saying that. This puff a few seconds after shifted into a miniature cyclone, that picked up and spun the enraged primate around. The effects dissipated soon after, which caused monkey boy to faceplate into the ground. Before it could get up, Erdan plunged his sword right into the back of it's neck, effectively killing him.
The other monsters looked at their dead leader with shock. "So anyone else want to try?" The Dragonborn asked. Everyone seemed hesitant at first, but they collectively figured that with their numbers it be easy to kill this human. He could see their answer on each of their monkey faces.
"Good because I need some more soul gems." Sheathing his blade, a dark purple ball appeared in his hands. Extending them cause two of them to glow a mild purple. "Now be gone, Sturn Bah Qo!" Out of nowhere the sky turned dark and heavy rain began to fall. At first they didn't seem to mind it, hell this place could defiantly use the rain. But the mood was soured when a large bolt of lightning hit one of them.
This caused them all to panic as soon after another bolt hit a different member of the pack. They all tried to run away but no matter how far they went it always hit one of them. After a few strikes they started to die, luckily the second was one of the glowing ones. Purple energy flowed out of it's corpse and into one of the smaller pink crystals in his pocket. It also glowed as this happened. After a minute or two the skies became clear and Erdan was alone again.
"Let that show yah! I guess one soul is good, now if you'll be excusing be." Walking over to a nearby mound he suddenly fell face first into it. "I'm just going to go sleepy-bye now." And with that his new adventure in this realm has begun!... As soon as he wakes up that is.
And that's chapter one done. If you can't tell from how I handled this I'm writing this story mainly for fun. Which means I'm going to be taking a more playful spin on things, instead of the story that inspired this which was more serious. So prepare for some craziness down the road for sure friends. Also, I'm thinking of having this Skyrim be slightly modded. So if you have any suggestions for mods that aren't to out there make sure to tell me about them. Anyway that's all for now, make sure to follow/favorite, and defiantly leave a review. Till next time dogs!