"Alright, let's get on with thi—mrph! The hell, kid?!"

"Mr. Stark, wait! I know what that is!"

"... Enlighten me."

"That's a member of the elusive species called Orchestra Dorks. I know how to communicate with them!"

"Please tell me you're joking."

"No way! Just gimme a minute!"

"Wait, kid don't—"

"HEY ORC DORK!"

"Who said that?!"

"Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man! Or, if you prefer, a fellow Orchestra Dork."

"You won't stop me—wait, did you say fellow Orchestra Dork?"

"Righty-ho!"

"...MY FELLOW CLANSMEN!"

"WE HAVE FINALLY MET, MY STRING BROTHER!"

"...You have got to be freaking kidding me."

"Tell me, my brother, why do you cause such havoc with your absolutely beautiful… Oh God, is that a Mikhail Vitacek Violin?! Why the heck are you using one of the best pro-violins ever for something like this?!"

"B-because… IT'S BECAUSE OF THOSE EVIL BAND GEEKS! I CAN'T STAND THEM, WITH THEIR BLASTED HORNS! WORSE EVEN, EVERYONE LOVES THEM! WHERE'S THE ORCHESTRA LOVE HERE?!"

"Oh, my clansman, how I relate. However, this is the wrong way to do this! Instead of spreading the righteous truth that is string instruments, you are spreading widespread fear for those dastardly Band Geeks to take advantage of!"

"This cannot be my life."


I'm sorry Tony. Really, I am.

I apologize if my very slight violin talk was wrong, I'm a Band Geek XD