19A/N: This story is made with collaboration with Mademoiselle-Star2018 who also wrote the Full House Gang theme performed by Luna aka The Night Club. I hope you enjoy, and please review.
There's a loud commotion coming from inside the Loud House as every family member was running around in sheer disarray. "Come on who's got my tiara!" "I still need to charge my phone!" "Hello does anyone know where my plunger is!" "So help me if any of you took my cloak, I'll curse you all." "My keys! Can anyone find my keys!" "Diapers, we need diapers!" "Poo Poo!" In fact there was only one person who wasn't in a state of panic is the only son, Lincoln Loud.
Lincoln turning to the readers: "Hectic isn't it. Now I know what you're all thinking, 'this just looks like a normal day in the Loud House'. Well let me tell you that it's not. You see a few days ago we got a message from Bill Buck the creator of my favorite comic Ace Savvy! He told us that he made a special issue staring my original creations the Full House Gang (all based on my sisters) and invited all of us to help promote the book at the Mega Comic Expo in Megadale. All we have to do is make our own costumes and perform for the event. Bill felt it would be good publicity if we added our personal touches to the characters. He even promised to pay all our expenses. So we're not only getting our big break to become famous, we also getting a free vacation out of this, and you know hard it is for us to get to go on a vacation."
"Hey guys I think our ride is here!" Lori announced. The Loud family rushed outside to see this huge double decker RV driving up to their house. Inside, plenty of room even for a family as large as the Louds, complete set of fabrics, sequins, and a sewing machine just in case they still needed to work on their costumes. They even had space for Lana's pets, but only for six.
"Woah I think this is better than our house," Lynn marveled taking in how amazing this RV is.
"I know it is," Lola said sitting in front of the big screen HDTV. Which has a multiple screen function so they can all watch different shows at the same time.
"Well we better get going then," their dad reminded them. "Driver, head straight to Megadale!" he ordered. The RV driver groaned annoyingly as he started the RV.
"But what about Clyde?" Lincoln asked about his best friend and member of the Full House Gang.
"Yeah I suppose we should get him," Mr. Loud agreed. The RV stopped over at the McBride's house to pick Clyde up. Clyde's dads were reluctant to let him go, since their special little guy has never been this far from them before, but Mr. Loud assures them that Clyde will be safe. Also pointing out that Clyde would hate them forever if they robbed him of this chance to be famous.
The drive to Megadale was surprisingly uneventful for a Loud trip. This was due to them having a professional driver who didn't get lost, a full refrigerator so they didn't need to stop for snacks, and their own portable toilet. Needing only to stop for gas and to sleep for the night.
After 37 hours on the road, they finally arrived at Megadale. As they approached the city they all marveled at the sight of a giant superhero display at the convention center. "Who is that?" Leni asked.
"That is Shezow, Megadale's greatest hero." Lincoln explained looking at a copy of a Shezow comic that came with the RV. They all stared at the display with aw and excitement. Not only for event, but for the chance to meet some real live celebrities and super heroes.
As they pulled up to the center VIP parking lot, they found Bill Buck waiting for them. "Ah the Full House Gang, I was expecting you an hour ago." Bill greeted.
"Sorry but there was traffic," Mr. Loud tired to explain. Since they were late, they were already dressed in their new handmade costumes.
"Yeah I know," Bill mused. "The roads get pretty bad around this time. Come let me show you around." Bill gave them all their special staff badges and guided them to the back door. "And here's where we'll do the panel later today," Bill informed them showing a room with life size cutouts of them in costume.
"Coooool," the Loud family gushed. Already imagining themselves as celebrities.
"So why don't you go enjoy the convention until then," Bill suggested. Not needing to be told twice, the Loud family immediately dispersed leaving behind a very confused but impressed Bill.
Lincoln and Clyde were arguing on what to do first. Lincoln wanted to use their staff pass to meet some of the celebrities and maybe even a few superheroes, but Clyde wanted to go to the Dealers Corner and get some of the good stuff before they're all sold out. Just then, out of nowhere, a boy carrying a huge pile of books crashed into them. "Oh I'm sorry. Sorry." the boy apologized.
"That's okay," Lincoln said picking himself up. That's when he noticed all the books titled 'The Amazing Ronald' littered all over the floor. Not only that but the boy is also dressed as the title character Ronald. "Are these yours?" Lincoln asked.
"Actually they're my dad's. My dad's." the boy repeated.
"He must really like the Amazing Ronald series," Lincoln commented.
"Of course he does, he wrote them after all. He wrote them." the boy said proudly.
"You're dad's an author? That is so cool!" Clyde praised.
"Yup, and I'm helping to promote his new book. His new book."
"Why do you do that?" Clyde asked.
"Do what? Do what?"
"Say things twice," Clyde clarified.
"Oh it's because I'm the youngest of five kids, so I have to say things twice in order to get noticed. That's why everybody calls me Jacob Two-Two." Jacob admitted.
"If you think five siblings are bad, you should try my life. I have to live with ten sisters!" Lincoln laughed.
"Ten sisters! Ten sisters!" Jacob gasped. "So how many brothers do you have?"
"None," Lincoln admitted.
"You're lucky then. As the only boy you'll still manage to stand out in your family. Me I have two brothers and two sisters. That makes me almost invisible." Jacob sighed.
"You may have a point there." Lincoln thought back to all the times his sisters and even his parents have gone to him simply because he was boy in the house. He can't help but wonder how things would be like if his family basically ignored him like Jacob's does with him. At the same time, Jacob was daydreaming of only having sisters thus making him man of the house. Or at least the second man. Not to be outdone, Clyde was imaging his life with siblings like Jacob and Lincoln. Leading to an unspoken brotherly bond forming between them.
"Come on, come on!" Lori was outside on her phone desperately trying to find a signal so that she call her boyfriend. Not knowing that the Expo is in a cell phone dead zone to keep spoilers from being leaked out.
"HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO CALL BOBBY IF THERE ARE NO BARS ANYWHERE HERE!"
"HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO CALL JEREMY IF THERE ARE NO BARS ANYWHERE HERE!"
Lori paused in shock, hearing someone say almost the exact same thing she just did. Slowly turning around she found a an orange hair girl with a long neck wearing a black dress and a red crown. Who, judging by the way she was strangling her phone, was also trying to find a signal.
"Um hi," Lori greeted.
"Hello," the girl said back.
"Having trouble with your phone?" Lori asked.
"Yup," the girl sighed.
"Who are you trying to call?"
"My boyfriend, and you?"
"The same. My name is Lori."
"Candance. So what are you dressed as?" Candance asked.
"High Card. My brother's idea for a comic, and you?"
"Control Freak. My brothers' original cartoon villain." Candance giggled. The two shared a friendly laugh when a group of handsome boys approached them.
"Excuse me ladies," one of them courteously requested. The girls were completely speechless as their jaws dropped. fortunately they did retain enough awareness to move out of their way.
"Candance those were..." Lori was too excited to finish.
"I know! I know!" Candance jittered with enthusiasm.
"Blake Bradley and Nicky Nick!" the girls squealed together, and it wasn't just those two. As it turns out there are several other hunky male celebrities coming to this expo.
"Ahem," Candance coughed in order to regain her composure. "You know Lori, it's not really cheating if we're just hanging out with the stars." she hinted.
"Oh of course, and I'm sure that Bobby would love to get their autographs," Lori said in agreement. With that the two girls put their phones away and made a mad dash to the star studded group.
Leni explored the Dealers' corner admiring the costumes on sale. "Ooh I just love this red spotted suit." Leni pulling the clothes off the rack. "Ladybug?" reading the tag. "Oh it's only for girl bugs," Leni sighed sadly putting the costume back on the rack. Shocked to learn and thankful never to have seen bugs that big. As Leni started to back away she accidentally bumped into someone.
"Hey watch where you're going!" this girl complained.
"Oops I'm sorry uh," Leni apologized.
"Teena, Teena Sometimes. You know from the show. I'm sometimes a Princess and sometimes I'm a spy! Surely you must have heard of me." Teena announced proudly.
"So which are you?" Leni asked.
"Which what?" Teena asked.
"You said that you are sometimes a Princess and sometimes a spy. So which one are you right now?" Leni asked.
"I...I don't...know...SCRIPT! I need my stunt double!" Teena running in a panic not knowing what she's suppose to do.
"Me too!" Leni running around after her because she also has no idea what's going on either.
Luna was drawn by the sound of music leading her to the karaoke event. After waiting her turn Luna jumped on stage. "HELLO MEGADALE! THIS IS LUNA LOUD AKA THE NIGHT CLUB! AND I LIKE TO PERFORM MY ORIGINAL THEME SONG FOR THE FULL HOUSE GANG!"
When bad guys are 'shuffling' up some crime~
It's up to the full house gang to put them in line!
Yeah Evil-doers you gotta beware!
This 'deck' has more 'cards' then you can Bare!
Hey hey hey!
They can 'deal' with anything they'll never 'fold'~
Their 'all-in' you can 'bet'!
Yes they are the full house gang
We're not 'bluffing' it's true!
There's nothing they can't do!
WOO!
Even though she wasn't playing any of the preapprove music on the list, the crowd was still eating it up. "Thank you all! Next stop Rock and Roll hall of fame!" Luna yelled.
"Not bad but you know you could sound better is you adjusted the amps and base like so," this strange girl said altering the settings on the sound system.
"Hey!" Luna objected. She hates when someone messes with her rhythm.
"Try it now," the girl suggested.
Luna growled disapprovingly but she still played. To her surprise she did sound better. Looking over at the girl, Luna noticed that she was constantly making adjustments, improving Luna's sound. "Whoa, that was awesome. How'd you do that?"
"It's what I do," the girl smirked proudly. "The names is CJ. CJ the DJ. The MC for this soiree." CJ introduced herself. That's when Luna noticed the huge posters of CJ all over the room.
"Wow this is an X-ceptional X-po heh heh," Luan laughing at her own puns as she was standing next to a giant X of the expo sign.
"Wow clever word play," this boys complimented.
"Thanks, I have a lot of X-perience." Luan giggled as she took a bow. To her surprise the boy didn't react and simply stood there. "My name is Luan, Luan Loud the Joker of the Full House gang." Luan introduced herself.
"That's neat. I'm Buford, Buford Orville Gaylord Pew." Buford introducing himself.
"That's a mouthful and Pew, are you related to Pepe?" Luan joked. Again Buford doesn't react.
"You know your laughing reminds me of my uncle Toby. Usually he's very serious but then he'd just start laughing for no reason. My mom says it's probably because he has fleas due to him insisting he sleeps in the dog house instead on in his bed..." Buford going off tangent as usual.
At this point Luan's ears began to deafen and her eyes twitch with annoyance. Of course she's used to people not laughing at her jokes, some even hating them, but this is the first time anyone showing no reaction to them. Worse, outright ignoring her! Buford kept going on an on yapping about whatever, making it nearly impossible for her to make any puns, jokes, or any come backs at what he was saying. At this point Luan makes a solemn vow that before this expo is finished, she will get the last word in and she will make him laugh.
Lynn was starting to get bored at this nerdfest when she heard the cries of competition. Following the sound she found a group of LARPs getting ready for something. "What's going on here?" she wondered.
"We're getting ready for the Big Battle Royal competition," one of the Larpers explained. Pointing to the sign that said 'All characters welcome. Big Prizes.'
This got Lynn excited as she straps on her head band. "Sign me up. I'm Strong Suit!"
"Cool name, I'm the Scarlet Letter!" the Larper identified herself.
"I thought you looked familiar," Lynn smiled. Keeping up with the latest in extreme sports, she knew all about the young stunt double who later becomes a character in a famous TV show. In fact Scarlett Rosetti is a hero of hers, even though she doesn't actually watch the show.
Lucy made her way through the crowds. Hating all the positive vibes she was sensing from all these hero fanboys excited to meet their heroes. However in a dark corner, she discovers a group of vampire cosplayers moping about in misery and depression. "I found my people," Lucy lazily commented. As Lucy began to approach them...
"Fakes, all over them." she heard a girl criticizing them. Lucy turned to see a light brown haired girl petting a brown cat. Lucy could see the name Mona on her name tag. "Fools going around pretending to be what they are not. They don't know the first thing about being a real vampire." Mona continued.
"And what do you know about real vampires?" Lucy challenged.
"I know that the light only shows lies that people want to believe but it is the darkness that hides the real truth," Mona quoted. As she said that, the sun moved behind some skyscrapers casting a shadow throughout the halls of the convention center. As the shadow covered Mona, Lucy gasped as the girl's hair suddenly turned black with multiple braids and fangs in her mouth. Not only that but her cat now has bat wings. Lucy then turned to the larpers who were also in the shadows. To her disappointment, all she can now see are kids wearing too much make up. Turning back to Mona, who is back to being an ordinary girl and cat since the shadow passed, walking away and disappearing into the crowd.
Lucy's heart was racing about a hundred beats per second. Is it possible that in this geekdom she actually found a real true blue blood vampire? Or is she just having another wild delusion? Either way she knew is she had to find this Mona the Vampire again.
Lana along with her animal friends were simply walking down the halls when she saw a crowd at the bathroom as well as a sign that said 'out of order'. "Looks like it's up to 'Royal Flush' to save the day!" Lana declared pulling out her trusty plunger. Inside the bathroom she found a big headed girl with a monkey and a mongoose, both cosplaying in some cute little outfits. All looking in one of the toilets. "Why don't you take a picture, it will last longer." Lana commented. Mistaking why they are looking in the toilet.
"What? Oh no it's not that." the girl denied.
"Oh then what?" Lana asked.
"It's my friend, Vinnie he got himself flushed down the toilet." the girl insisted.
"He must really be small." Lana said in confusion.
"He is he's a gecko." the girl clarified.
"Oh okay," Lana smiled as she approached the toilet. "Don't worry I'll get him out. I deal with this stuff all the time." Not really having any other options, the girl got out of Lana's way. Lana did her magic with the wrench and plunger, about a minute later, a gecko dressed as Baron Lizardowitz came flying out of the toilet.
"Vinnie! Are you okay?" the girl cried.
"Yeah," Vinnie coughing up some toilet water. "I almost got that annoying fly! I bet he planned to lure me here all along!" he ranted.
"I'm just glad you're okay," the girl smiled.
"You better tell your friend no more hunting flies near the potty. It's dangerous." Lana criticized.
"You can understand him?" the girl gasped.
"I dabble in frog actually. Fortunately it's close enough to gecko that I can get gist of what he's saying." Lana said proudly. "So what are doing here with you pets?"
"Oh I'm Blythe Baxter, I run the Blythe Style kiosk. They're helping me sell my Pawsplay costumes for pets line." Blythe explained. Hearing their cue Vinnie, Sunil, and Minka all jumped to their modeling poses.
"You sell clothes for pets?" Lana's eyes lit up. "Can you hook some up for my friends?"
That's when Blythe noticed all the frogs, snakes, lizard, and three ducklings all in the bathroom with them. "How did I not see them there?" Blythe feeling completely flabbergasted, but excited to try her new designs on all the animals.
"Come on keep it coming. Don't forget to get my good side. Who am I kidding, I don't have a bad side." Lola was having the time of her life posing in front of the spectators wanting to take pictures of all the cosplaying. Loving all the attention they were giving her. Suddenly she noticed that she was no longer being blinded by camera flashes but could still hear the sounds of shutters going off. Opening her eyes, Lola was horrified to see that someone else was getting the attention that's rightfully hers! Pushing people out of her way, she spotted a young girl about her age wearing a Teena Sometimes princess gown posing for the cameras. "Hey just who do you think you are?" Lola demanded.
"Brianna Buttowski that's who." her rival identified herself. Lola's eyes widen shocked. After moving up to the regional pageant circuit, Lola has learned to keeps tabs on all possible future competition. So of course Brianna Buttowski's name has come up several times. She just didn't expect to run into her so soon. "And who or what are you suppose to be?" Brianna scoffed at her outfit.
"I'm Lola Loud, The Queen of Diamonds! An original character that my brother made based on moi." Lola bragged.
"And you actually wear that in public?" Brianna ridiculed.
"Better than that cheap dollar store halloween costume you have on, little miss Teena Sometimes wanna be!" Lola shot back. Not taking that insult lightly, Brianna charged up to Lola, staring at her right in her face! Not backing down Lola met her challenge head on! All around them the spectators were getting their cameras and phones ready for what they hope with be a spectacular cat fight. Instead both Brianna and Lola backed off at the same time. "Look we're both professional pageant girls right?" Lola pointed out.
"And we dare not risk ruining our perfect faces on some petty fight," Brianna agreed.
"So let's settle this our way," Lola challenged.
"At the Cosplay fashion show," Brianna accepted.
"Winner get's all the bragging rights!" the two girls shook on it. Grinning widely trying to hide the pain of them squeezing each other's hand. While everyone else taking pictures in anticipation of this beauty contest duel!
Off to the side a young boy in a white jumpsuit and helmet sighed in frustration, "Aw biscuits".
Lisa wandered around hoping to find something interesting for her. That's when she noticed that Artist Alley was still closed. Feeling mischievous, Lisa uses her staff pass to sneak in. There she found a boy working on a machine that's way to advance to be in a fan event like this. Letting her curiosity get the better of her, Lisa walked up to the boy. "Um excuse me?" she asked. The boy quickly turned around. If he was surprised or upset that she was here, he didn't show it. In fact he didn't even say anything. "Um hi there. I'm Lisa, Lisa Loud." Lisa introducing herself. The still didn't say anything and simply blinked. "I hope I'm not intruding but I was fascinated with this machine of yours," Lisa said enthusiastically. Again the boy simply blink which was starting to creep Lisa off. "I can't help but noticed that your work method seems to require a partner. Am I mistaken?" Lisa asked. Again a simply blink is her only response. "I'm sorry but I happen to be quite the genius myself, so I just can't help noticing these things." Lisa bragged. "So I take it that your partner coming later?" Lisa asked. The boy lowered his head looking almost sad. "Oh I'm sorry. He's not coming." Lisa apologized. That's when she got an idea. "Look I'd really like to help if you don't mind. If you are worried about my qualifications, I was once offered a position at the Science Institute." she offered. This time the boy not only blinked but reached down and handed her a hammer and the blue prints. That's when Lisa saw the name in the corner of the blue prints. "Ferb? Is your name, Ferb?" Lisa asked him. Ferb didn't respond and simply got back to work. "Right," Lisa accepting Ferb's lack of either social skills or vocabulary and began working on the machine.
Over at the convention center play area, Lily was having fun interacting with all the other babies present. "Poo Poo!" Lily giggled. 'Suck suck' a baby with spiky blonde hair sucking on her pacifier responded.
"Poo poo"
'Suck suck'
"Poo poo"
'Suck suck'
"D'oh!"
A/N: Just to avoid any confusions the characters of Candance and Ferb are from the 'Phineas and Ferb' series. Teena Sometimes, Scarlet Letter, and Brianna Buttowski are from 'Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil'. CJ is from 'CJ the DJ'. Mona is from 'Mona the Vampire'. Blythe Baxter is from 'Littlest Pet Shop'. Jacob and Buford are from 'Jacob Two-Two'. Last is just some random baby no matter what you might think.