This is vital plot related information regarding the 'Ours is-" Series i'm working on, if you do not read this nothing will make sense, this is all entirely explaining the correct categorical order of how things happened, as well as expanding on background information regarding certain characters and there eccentricities that you may have noticed and have further questions about, feel free to ask questions in the review or PM me with your concerns. Without further delay, please continue and read the gripping plot related conclusions that will be revealed to you in the following:

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Hatebound.

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SO, abbadon the defoiler was walking to the store one day, he was having a real' good time, sun was out, wasn't too cold, not too hot, it was just right. It was around october, turning over into sprin, so the trees were all green and shit, but the clouds were kinda fucked up and stuff. Anyways, Abbadabbadabbudoon got to the store and walked through through the disabled persons door because Abbadabby is a crippple with no arms. He goes on over to the food-isle where they keep all the cleaning shit and stuff because abby needs to clean his apartment because it's all out of ink, and that shit will not stand. So, he goes down the isle and keeps going because he's in the food isle and they don't have what he needs there,his shit is in the isle just beyond it, the utilities isle, pay afucking tention.

BabbyAbby grabs some printer ink- which he will break later and smear all over Kharn's face, while calmly explaining to him that 'it is just a brank, bro, no homo, k?'. he also grabs some lawsunjizz and shit because he's afraid his throat might be coming down with the flue or some shit, andhe really needs to be at his best for the next upcoming horus-hoopla black krewsayed shit where he will finally defeat the orks- his arch rivals- for the last time and never have to deal with their constant memeing ever again.

so, Big-Boy_Babadon goes to the register and pays for his shit, he tips the register lady very nicely, because he's a good guy like that and exits out the disabled persons side because he's retarded and has no arms, like he do, and starts walking home,, carrying his stuff, trying to think up of some good ways to beat all the nerds on fortnite because abbadon is a bitch and plays fortnite you kow what I'm saying? and so he goes on and thinks that he's got some top-quality shit goin on for his strats and he goes home.

So, the despoiler gets back home and he puts his junk down and opens his door, because he needs two hands for this, and he opens his door and steps inside, , then he opens his door again and grabs his stuff and then goes inside, laughing at how silly he was to forget his shit. he closes the door, locks it- can't be too careful with the neighborhood being overrun by those damn salamanders and their damn communism and marxist ideologies- he sets his stuff down on the front hall table, and turns on the oven, and gets out a butterN U T squash he got on monday, thinking that some roasted squash sounded really nice to have for dinner, and probably was a lot healtheir than that leftover chinese from a week ago he had in his fridge. That in mind, he also decided to boil some noodles.

So, big-boy dickdaddy abbadonious suudenly remembered that he had to file his taxes, so he went over and did that, he sat down on the chair and it immedietly broke because he's in terminator armor god fucking damnit abby that's the fifth chair this week you fat fuck but it doesn't matter because Abby just sweeps it up and blames the Tau for shoddy construction and files his taxes while standing, making sure to dot all the eyes and teeteess.

The oven is done preheating, so he slices up the squash and puts it in the oven, setting the timer and goes off to his room, where he has plastered the wall with agregious amounts o wall paper and memoriabelia. He gets his vaccume cleaner, ignoring the hogtied dark eldar he has in their and tiedies up the living room, making sure to chase away the stray guartdsmen that infiltrait through his cat door that he has for the neighborhood dog that hangs around outside his yard and comes inside whenever it rains, he has a food bowl with kibble set out, he hopes that the dog is doing alright.

One of the guardsmen clibs up the chimneyneyney and he makes note of that, he'll have to make sure it gets out later so the poor thing doesn't starve of some shit, if it dies it'll stink the place to high hell. Abbydaddy also remembers that he should check in on his folks, so he calls up horus, only gets a dial tone, remembers that HorUS is DEaDru, laughs, and then cries and blames lorgar for everything that ever hapened forever ever never ever forever ever. Abbadon checks the time, and takes his squash out of the oven, serves it up with some spices, gets a glass of water, sits down in his chair- it breaks, he blames the tau for shoddy construciton, and eats standing up. he washes his plate and glass, and decides its time to go bed, he has an early day tommorow. Befor ehe goes to bed he brutally facefucks a TauFirewarrior and then tucks himself in. He suddenly sits upright, and wonders how he did anything today when he doesn't have any hands. AbbyDabby screams, his head explodes, and sucks the entire worl dinto the wartp, where everyone is donged by daemonetts.

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I made bread today. .