"Wow, aren't they so beautiful Harry?" Ron asked as he stared at the girls from Beauxbatons Academy. "Especially that girl down with them, I think her name was Fleur?"

"Er, yeah Ron," Harry said as he nervously looked at Hermione, "But do you think you could tone it down with the-"

"And just look at their impressive features!" Ron continued, "It makes them look so gorgeous!"

"Really, all I see are a bunch of bimbos." Hermione said as she glared at Ron, "I don't get what's so 'gorgeous' about them."

Ron frowned, "You're only saying that because you're as flat as a board!"

Harry facepalmed as Hermione's expression soon turned stormy,

"Who..." Hermione said as she tightly gripped Ron's shoulder, Ron gulped as Hermione brought his face close to hers, "...the hell are you calling flat you bastard!"

Harry winced as Hermione then rammed her leg into Ron's weak spot, sending the boy crumpling to the ground.

"My, my..."

Harry turned to see that Fleur was approaching them, and her breasts...bounced with every step she took.

"That seems a bit violent for a young girl such as you," Fleur said. "Shouldn't you have handled the situation with a bit more tact?"

Hermione's eye twitched as Fleur's breasts...bounced.

"Would you stop doing that?"

"Doing what?" Fleur asked as her breasts...bounced.

"You know exactly what you're doing." Hermione growled as she clenched her fists, "So quit it already."

"I'm not sure what you're talking about," Fleur said, "Honestly you should learn to watch your temper, otherwise you won't be a proper lady."

"A 'proper' lady?" Hermione growled as she clenched her fists, "I can't stand the high and mighty way you talk, thunder tits!"

"Thunder tits?" Fleur rose an eyebrow, "You know, I haven't been called long time..."

For some reason, it seemed as though there was some kind of mental conversation going on between the two, because Fleur suddenly smiled and grabbed Hermione's hand.

"Hey what the hell are you-" Hermione was red-faced as Fleur turned to Harry and smiled,

"I'm sorry but I'm going to need to borrow your friend for a moment," Fleur said, "Don't worry we'll be right back!"


Harry couldn't say anything as Fleur dashed away with Hermione in tow. Ron groaned as he pushed himself to his feet and looked at Harry.

"What do you think that was all about?" Ron asked.

"I don't know..." Harry said, "it was kind of weird all things considered..."